The NEW Elemental Super Heroes!

“The City of TOWNSVILLE… is under attaaaaaaaack…”

“Earth… turn it off, turn it off!” Flame snapped.

“I love the power puff girls!!!” Earth smiled.

“No, no no… not in my house.” Ice growled. Flame, Ice and Earth were in Ice’s apartment, just enjoying each other’s company.

Earth turned off the television, “You are no fun… no fun at all…”

“No, we aren’t… we are busy…” Ice looked over at Flame.

“Doing???” Earth giggled.

“…” silence…

***

***

Oompa… Flame… Tempest… and Ice sat at Ihop.

The time was two thirty in the morning, and all four of them sitting around a table with coffee.

“We haven’t done this in a while…” Flame smiled.

“PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKES”

“Two guesses who that is… and the first one doesn’t count.” Oompa shook his head.

“Earth. That’s the only guess.” Ice sipped her coffee.

“HeyguyshowareyouIamgoodjustgotbackfromthefestivalIhadagooddamntimehopeyouguysdidn’tmissmeI’mgladthatIranintoyouguysdoyoumindifIjoinyou…” Earth just kept going and going and going…

“What did he do? Run into Leaf again?” Tempest shook his head.

“Nope, IhadaboutthreeofthoseelephantearsdownatthefestivalgroundandIenjoyedthem,thenIhadaboutfourdeepfriedsnickersbars,IalsoateaboutfourteenfunnelcakesandnowIwantpancakespancakespancakes.” Earth just was sugar buzzed.

“Oh dear…” Flame laughed, “He’s higher on sugar then he was with Leaf.”

***

“Oh, I feel horrible…” Earth whimpered.

“Serves you right…” Ice laughed, Earth was suffering from a sugar hang over.

“I need… sugar…” Earth whimpered.

“No, no. You need to get the fuck off my couch and find your pants Earth…” Ice laughed.

Earth realized he was naked…

***

‘Ugh…’

‘How are you doing there Nox.’ Rascal asked her.

‘Fat and sassy.’ Nox looked very pregnant, almost as if she were about to pop any day now.

‘Hey, I know you can’t drink… I just know that I brought you a steak girl.’ Physco brought a bit of a steak out to Nox.

‘Thank you.’

***

Earth was walking to the park… and it was a beautiful day. He just so happened to see a little girl being picked on by older boys. The older boys were only about twelve or so, and the little girl was nine… she looked homeless, and the men were making her life a living hell.

Earth ran up to them, “STOP IT! You guys, leave her alone…”

The boys turned and started to beat the tar out of Earth, but Earth managed to cause a small Earthquake, just enough for them to get away…

He looked at the little girl and pulled out his wallet, “Are you alright?”

“Por favor, no habla.” She whispered. She had sunken eyes, deep long black hair that had not been brushed in days and a ratty torn pink dress, going around barefoot. She looked as if she hadn’t eaten good in days, and was cold.

Earth smiled and handed her twenty dollars and pointed her in the direction of a small shelter, where she would be safe, “Go there… you will be alright. Comeda y zapidos…” He wasn’t good at speaking Spanish… but she got the point.

She hugged him, “Gracias Senor! Gracias!” She ran off, her little backpack bobbling as she went.

*** (Time lapse… a good month or so later)

“You got Physco HIGH?” Ice was roaring with laughter, the smaller puppy just sitting there, swaying back and forth with a little glazed look in his eyes. “WHY?”

“Because it’s FUNNY, that’s why.” Oompa laughed, Leaf sitting there feeding Physco bits and pieces of things dogs shouldn’t have.

‘Ten thousand fif… ooh… I can hear the colors of the universe…’ Physco was just… there.

‘Too much weed for the doggie.’ Nox said from her box. She had three little kittens now nursing on her. All of them had her sweet little black and grey striped markings… two boys and a girl.

‘How you feeling there Nox?’ Ninja, now growing up, was cleaning his paw.

‘YOU try passing three things half your size through your body and see how YOU feel in the morning.’ She was licking her new babies.

‘They are so cute! What are their names?’ Rascal sat beside Nox, protecting her from the very high Physco.

The humans were playing video games.

‘That one is Carmilla, that one is Dameon and that one is Lucifer. Mommy named them this morning, aren’t they wonderful?’ Nox beamed.

***

(Sorry, had to. Nox really had kittens IRL and they are just adorable. Love you all, and yes, this means two chapters in one day… Sephy, this is for you!))