Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
44,199
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
The Wolf and the House of Sticks
\"I\'ve been expecting you, Wolf,\" said the pig sitting on the stoop outside the house of sticks. \"As you can see, this house is perfectly sturdy. I don\'t see why it\'s on your list to be tagged for demolition.\"
\"If it passes my test, then you may continue to live here,\" said the Wolf. \"Your younger brother here lost his home because it failed the test.\"
\"I\'m not surprised,\" said the older pig. \"What were you thinking, little brother? A straw house, indeed!\"
\"Stand back, little pigs,\" said the wolf.
He huffed, and he puffed, and that wolf blew the pig\'s house of sticks down.
The pig stared at the pile of sticks that used to be his house.
\"Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Oh, bugger! Oh, damn!\"
The younger pig sighed.
\"Well, big brother, I guess you won\'t be able to take me in as a housemate after all. Let\'s go see if our other brother will let us go live with him.\"
The wolf looked at his clipboard.
\"His house isn\'t on your list, is it, Wolfie?\" asked the little pig in a worried voice.
\"Nope. He\'s free and clear. Your oldest brother was wise enough to build his house with solid bricks.\"
\"Whew! What house IS next on that list?\"
The wolf smiled.
\"It\'s one I am very eager to check out. It is made of, get this, gingerbread!\"
The two pigs exchanged amused expressions. Then they burst out laughing.
\"Who would be stupid enough to build a gingerbread house? Wolfie or anyone else could simply eat their way through!\"
\"Well, off I go to work. Good luck, little piggies. Your brother no doubt will welcome you into his home.\"
\"Wait! Wolfie, you must tell us about how you fucked Little Red Riding Hood!\" said the younger pig.
The older pig looked surprised.
\"Wolfie got some? And with a human? Do tell! Do tell!\"
\"Oh, very well. But I\'m on a tight schedule, so listen carefully. I don\'t want to have to repeat myself.\"
\"Who are you kidding, Wolfie? Guys love to talk about their conquests! Spill the details now!\"
So Wolfie told the story of how he tricked Little Red Riding Hood in the cottage by taking the place of her grandmother.
When he was finished the pigs stared at the wolf, then at each other.
\"I can\'t believe she\'s that stupid! No way can ANYONE be THAT stupid!\"
\"Oh, way. VERY way.\"
The pigs burst out laughing.
\"Off with you both now,\" said the wolf as he sent them on the road toward their brother\'s house of bricks.
He picked up his clipboard and whistled on his way toward the gingerbread house.
\"If it passes my test, then you may continue to live here,\" said the Wolf. \"Your younger brother here lost his home because it failed the test.\"
\"I\'m not surprised,\" said the older pig. \"What were you thinking, little brother? A straw house, indeed!\"
\"Stand back, little pigs,\" said the wolf.
He huffed, and he puffed, and that wolf blew the pig\'s house of sticks down.
The pig stared at the pile of sticks that used to be his house.
\"Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Oh, bugger! Oh, damn!\"
The younger pig sighed.
\"Well, big brother, I guess you won\'t be able to take me in as a housemate after all. Let\'s go see if our other brother will let us go live with him.\"
The wolf looked at his clipboard.
\"His house isn\'t on your list, is it, Wolfie?\" asked the little pig in a worried voice.
\"Nope. He\'s free and clear. Your oldest brother was wise enough to build his house with solid bricks.\"
\"Whew! What house IS next on that list?\"
The wolf smiled.
\"It\'s one I am very eager to check out. It is made of, get this, gingerbread!\"
The two pigs exchanged amused expressions. Then they burst out laughing.
\"Who would be stupid enough to build a gingerbread house? Wolfie or anyone else could simply eat their way through!\"
\"Well, off I go to work. Good luck, little piggies. Your brother no doubt will welcome you into his home.\"
\"Wait! Wolfie, you must tell us about how you fucked Little Red Riding Hood!\" said the younger pig.
The older pig looked surprised.
\"Wolfie got some? And with a human? Do tell! Do tell!\"
\"Oh, very well. But I\'m on a tight schedule, so listen carefully. I don\'t want to have to repeat myself.\"
\"Who are you kidding, Wolfie? Guys love to talk about their conquests! Spill the details now!\"
So Wolfie told the story of how he tricked Little Red Riding Hood in the cottage by taking the place of her grandmother.
When he was finished the pigs stared at the wolf, then at each other.
\"I can\'t believe she\'s that stupid! No way can ANYONE be THAT stupid!\"
\"Oh, way. VERY way.\"
The pigs burst out laughing.
\"Off with you both now,\" said the wolf as he sent them on the road toward their brother\'s house of bricks.
He picked up his clipboard and whistled on his way toward the gingerbread house.