ME AND MY MUSE
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Category:
Original - Misc › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
2,039
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
7
I found my Muse rummaging through our pile of mail, sorting out all the junk.
“Just how much porn do you subscribe to?” she asked me, opening something along the lines of World War 2 amputees shaving each other. I looked over her shoulder and shuddered.
“The thing is,” I said. “If you sign up for one, you get like ten more you didn’t even want to know existed!” my Muse laughed as she moved on. I noticed her pause in her sorting. Suddenly she jumped up and yelled, “fuck yeah!”
I looked at her surprised and asked, “what’s up with you?”
“Remember how I asked wildcat to write one of her experiences with you? You know, for all those people who wanted you in a fic?” she reminded.
“Oh yeah!” I said, remembering. “She certainly took her sweet time with it!”
“Well, I've been bugging her about it for the past week, and now its post time!” with that she ran out the room with it.
I stood there like an idiot for about two seconds before I chased after her.
“HEY!” I shouted. “Let me see that first!!!”
“And give you a chance to edit it?” she laughed back at me. “Like that’s going to happen!”
I chased after her down the halls. If it had been written by anyone but wildcat I wouldn’t have given it a second thought but she had a way of…. exaggerating. Well maybe not exaggerating but of idolizing maybe. Especially when she goes around talking about m dick size. I put on more speed trying to catch up to my errant Muse before she reached the posting room.
She got there before me though and locked the door behind her. I hammered on the door, threatening her with death if she posted it.
“What?” she called. “You want me to post it? Okay!” shrill laughter drifted from the room.
I was getting ready to break down the door when it opened. My Muse leaned in the doorway, looked at me and said, “done!”
Dear Muse;
The best time or the first time? I keep asking what you fans of Raven…sorry…Ramsey would like. I flipped a coin. The damn thing landed on the edge and wouldn’t fall. So I blew and…The First Time. {This is for the days when he’d do nothing but bug me about writing chapters for him!}
Well I cant remember the day, but it was cold; and I men cold! Earlier that semester, a friend of ours, who’ll probably become a dominatrix, ordered me to take Ramsey’s virginity. So I waited, and plotted. One day, I'm still not sure when, we ended up at school in the fire-pit by the cafea. Fa. First we tried it normally and though I don’t want to swell his ego anymore then necessary, he was too big. Literally the boy is hung like a fucking stallion.
I played with it first, its like a satin covered steel rod {and isn’t that a nice name for a vibrator} then made him lie down. Ladies, the boy is a Drekkin’ WIZARD with his tongue! But back to the story. I sat down on him slowly. I had to go slow. I thought he was gonna split me open. Then again it could’ve been the cold that made me delirious. But I L-O-V-E-D it! For his first time he sure knew what he was doing. Made me cry out as I came.
Well that’s my story! Hope he’ll leave me along now.
I stood there in mortification at what was now on FF.net for all the world to see! If I had been anymore embarrassed my head would have exploded. I shot out an arm and caught my Muse by the hair as she was trying to sneak away. I spun her around and said in my calmest voice, “I’m going to kill you!”
She gave a nervous laugh and said, “Oh come on! Its not like any of it isn’t true!”
“That’s beside the point!” I dramatized. “You know how wildcat is! Sure, okay, I may have been her best lay but that’s just because I knew what she wanted! She makes me sound like the Wolverine of sex!”
Muse shrugged her shoulders. “That still doesn't make you any less big.”
I felt my face grow hot and again and said, “Well, maybe she’s just really tight!”
“You know you have to be the first guy in history to try and convince a girl that his dick is smaller then average!” my Muse laughed.
I let my hands slip off her. I didn’t find it at all funny. In fact I felt like curling up into a ball and hiding. Why is it that the world never opens up and swallows you when you really need it?
My Muse hugged me. “Aww! Cheer up! I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?”
The urge to kill her was very strong again!
“Just how much porn do you subscribe to?” she asked me, opening something along the lines of World War 2 amputees shaving each other. I looked over her shoulder and shuddered.
“The thing is,” I said. “If you sign up for one, you get like ten more you didn’t even want to know existed!” my Muse laughed as she moved on. I noticed her pause in her sorting. Suddenly she jumped up and yelled, “fuck yeah!”
I looked at her surprised and asked, “what’s up with you?”
“Remember how I asked wildcat to write one of her experiences with you? You know, for all those people who wanted you in a fic?” she reminded.
“Oh yeah!” I said, remembering. “She certainly took her sweet time with it!”
“Well, I've been bugging her about it for the past week, and now its post time!” with that she ran out the room with it.
I stood there like an idiot for about two seconds before I chased after her.
“HEY!” I shouted. “Let me see that first!!!”
“And give you a chance to edit it?” she laughed back at me. “Like that’s going to happen!”
I chased after her down the halls. If it had been written by anyone but wildcat I wouldn’t have given it a second thought but she had a way of…. exaggerating. Well maybe not exaggerating but of idolizing maybe. Especially when she goes around talking about m dick size. I put on more speed trying to catch up to my errant Muse before she reached the posting room.
She got there before me though and locked the door behind her. I hammered on the door, threatening her with death if she posted it.
“What?” she called. “You want me to post it? Okay!” shrill laughter drifted from the room.
I was getting ready to break down the door when it opened. My Muse leaned in the doorway, looked at me and said, “done!”
Dear Muse;
The best time or the first time? I keep asking what you fans of Raven…sorry…Ramsey would like. I flipped a coin. The damn thing landed on the edge and wouldn’t fall. So I blew and…The First Time. {This is for the days when he’d do nothing but bug me about writing chapters for him!}
Well I cant remember the day, but it was cold; and I men cold! Earlier that semester, a friend of ours, who’ll probably become a dominatrix, ordered me to take Ramsey’s virginity. So I waited, and plotted. One day, I'm still not sure when, we ended up at school in the fire-pit by the cafea. Fa. First we tried it normally and though I don’t want to swell his ego anymore then necessary, he was too big. Literally the boy is hung like a fucking stallion.
I played with it first, its like a satin covered steel rod {and isn’t that a nice name for a vibrator} then made him lie down. Ladies, the boy is a Drekkin’ WIZARD with his tongue! But back to the story. I sat down on him slowly. I had to go slow. I thought he was gonna split me open. Then again it could’ve been the cold that made me delirious. But I L-O-V-E-D it! For his first time he sure knew what he was doing. Made me cry out as I came.
Well that’s my story! Hope he’ll leave me along now.
I stood there in mortification at what was now on FF.net for all the world to see! If I had been anymore embarrassed my head would have exploded. I shot out an arm and caught my Muse by the hair as she was trying to sneak away. I spun her around and said in my calmest voice, “I’m going to kill you!”
She gave a nervous laugh and said, “Oh come on! Its not like any of it isn’t true!”
“That’s beside the point!” I dramatized. “You know how wildcat is! Sure, okay, I may have been her best lay but that’s just because I knew what she wanted! She makes me sound like the Wolverine of sex!”
Muse shrugged her shoulders. “That still doesn't make you any less big.”
I felt my face grow hot and again and said, “Well, maybe she’s just really tight!”
“You know you have to be the first guy in history to try and convince a girl that his dick is smaller then average!” my Muse laughed.
I let my hands slip off her. I didn’t find it at all funny. In fact I felt like curling up into a ball and hiding. Why is it that the world never opens up and swallows you when you really need it?
My Muse hugged me. “Aww! Cheer up! I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?”
The urge to kill her was very strong again!