The Secret Of Life

At Adrian's house in her room Adrian is combing Amy's hair while she's sitting on a chair.

"So what's the big smile princess?" said Adrian. "I did it Adrian" said Amy. "You fucked him?" said Adrian. "I mean I asked him out and yes I might fuck him tonight" said Amy. "On your 1st date?" said Adrian. "You do it all the time" said Amy. "So where you guys are going" said Adrian. "I was thinking about taking Ben to the movies to see Obsessed" said Amy. "The one with Stringer Bell and Beyoncee?" said Adrian. "Who's the fuck is Stringer Bell?" said Amy. "Don't you watch The Wire?" said Adrian. "I'm busy looking for intimate relationships and Ben Boykewich may be one of them" said Amy. "No wonder why you don't watch too much television and what movie are you guys seeing again?" said Adrian. "Obsessed" said Amy.

"I've seen it and it was fucking great oh and Ali Larter dies at the end" said Adrian. "You bitch why did you have to give it away?" said Amy. "I was mad Ali and Stringer Bell is really meant for each other" said Adrian. "That name sucks ass what's his real name" said Amy. "Idris Elba" said Adrian. "Oh, the nigger" said Amy. "Yeah the nigger" said Adrian. "He's ugly" said Amy. "White boys are cuter "said Adrian. "Speaking of a racial slur I did hear rumors that Jack gave head to Shauna in the boys bathroom today" said Amy. "You know what Amy keep what you hear to yourself you don't know if it's true" said Adrian.

"I'm just saying Adrian" said Amy. "Hey you are about to go on your 1st date and you're planning on sleeping with this guy so I don't want you to get hurt if Jack finds out if you are spreading rumors or whatever" said Adrian. "How my hair look?" said Amy. "Sexy as hell better than Hannah Montana" said Adrian. "That bitch is always been a prick for years" said Amy. "My titties are bigger than hers" said Adrian. "What time is it I don't want to be late" said Amy. "Late for Ben?" said Adrian. "No dinner with my family then a date with Ben" said Amy. "Want me to do your nails?" said Adrian. "I'm cool and besides I should be going now" said Amy. "After you come back from your date tell me all about it" said Adrian.

When Adrian swings her hand to communicate with Amy she accidentally knocks over her nail polish set.

"Oh shit" said Adrian.