The Bishounen Diaries

I was wrangled into another situation, but at least I had some defense this time. A cousin of mine had arranged (without my permission) a double date of sorts with a friend of hers and her cousin. The three of them were fans of mine, and, well...family. At least there would be another guy there, and with my cousin in the mix, I'm sure nothing horrible was going to happen.

When we arrived at the ice cream shop I was noticed immediately by a group in a booth at the back, my sunglasses afforded me no protection. My cousin was rapped around my arm, and I would see three girls in the booth.

"I thought this was supposed to be a small thing?" I asked.

"They'll go away when they get your autograph."

By the time the rest of the fan-girls disbursed there were just three of us. I felt cheated until the other male finally showed up. He wasn't anything to sneeze at himself. He looked like a prominent individual, one who had a decent cash-flow, too. We got our ice cream and all continued to talk about me. I wanted to know what made him so spiffy, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise that wasn't about work. He didn't try to break the barrage of questioning, seeing that my attempts were failures.

I was mentally drained as they picked through more of my work than I remembered. They were mountains of energy, and the ice cream just added to it. Next we would be going to some attraction that was in town. I think it was a traveling fair of sorts.

When we got there I noticed something odd. We didn't have to pay to get in, and I didn't get my normal amount of attention. I knew it wasn't my sunglasses. They stopped working halfway through season 3 of 'Hellsky' Then I caught a picture on one of the banners. It was the other guy. He owned and ran this event. How fortunate for me, I would get an escorted tour and not be jostled around with the rest of the crowd, to be subject to autographs, groping and glomping.

"Well then, this is where the cross-date begins!" My cousin shouted. She almost threw her friend at me and attached herself to the arm of the carnival owner. He calmly waked over to me as his cousin attached to my arm and handed me a large sticker.

"This will get you into any event you want, even the midway games, and you won't have to buy a single ticket."

"That's amazing!" I replied. I felt less comfortable about splitting up, but the idea of free rides and midway, it was going to be a good day. We decided we'd meet up at the gate in the evening and watch the fireworks together. I heard some comment from my cousin about them going to see the animals, and then I was jerked away by Chie, the friend.

"You're gonna earn me lots of prizes!" She demanded as she stole me away to the midway. It didn't take long for me to get her a large teddy bear, I even had enough points left over for a Ramune. I sipped away at it as we approached a 'House of Horror'. I knew we were going in. There was no stopping it. It would give her all the excuses she needed to pull me tight. Ugh...fan-girls.

As we got into the cart she made sure I was in front, otherwise she wouldn't be able to grab me whenever she was going to act scared. The first room just had some glowing moss in it and an eerie voice. The second room had a devil pop out of the ceiling with flaming eyes, I actually screamed it scared me so bad, but so far Chie hadn't taken her chance. The third room had coffins that held skeletons. Some popped out, some actually were costumed actors that would come and tug at the cart. How cute.

Room 4 was coming up and then the cart shifted, it was a false door, and we were spun into the wall, the cart fell a little, it felt a lot like we ran off the tracks, I have to give these people some credit. This room was just empty. one light at the top and a clown on the opposite side of the room with a baseball bat. I felt a tingle of fright. I know I didn't pay, but I was definitely getting my moneys worth.

Chie took her chance. She grabbed me in an immeasurably tight way, binding my arms to the side even. The clown walked towards us slowly, dragging the baseball bat on the ground.

"Don't worry Chie, we'll be out of here soon enough." I comforted her. I felt a click around my midsection as her grip tightened as I looked down to see what happened I noticed there were no more tracks for the cart. Or at least they were cleverly hidden. I had real adrenaline flowing through my veins right now. I didn't want to be in here anymore.

"NOW Eri!" Chie yelled out. I saw she had locked her harms around me with handcuffs at the wrist. I looked up just in time to see the label on the bat as the clown crashed it into my head stealing my consciousness.

When I woke up my head was swimming. The pain hadn't come yet but I'm sure it would. I was bound. My arms behind my back and my legs to some sort of makeshift bed. I was gagged, and propped in a bent over position. I was cold as all my clothes were stolen away, and I could feel that if I were my own backside, I would have a thorough view of the room. I saw motion and heard voices, but none of it made sense.

Agony sifted into my head and everything cleared up. A man and a woman were talking all luvy luvy. Some weird romantic game of marco polo it sounded like. My head was propped to look at the couch on the side of the room. There was Chie, she was laying back and spread for the world to see. She was rubbing herself while looking at me.

"Marco!" (girls voice)

"Marco is lost!" (Mans voice)

"Marco!" (girls voice)

I heard the clip clop of horsehoofs?

"KYAAAAAAA!!! Marco found his boat!" (girl's voice)

"Now Polo's got to find his" Chie joined in, licking her hand.

I kept hearing the horsehoofs, they were getting closer.

"Polo, let me walk you in!" (Girls voice)

I felt breath on my back. I couldn't see much but... a wavering tail. The clip clops were right behind me now. A few more and I could feel them brushing against my sides. I felt the presence of warm fur on my back. I began to scream, but the gag made it a muffled madness. I didn't want this, why me? A few more clip clops and I felt the head of something phallic, fleshy and warm press against my satchel. It felt huge. I would expect a horse to be larger, but it was enough to make me start writhing psychotically. The bonds held.

"Polo, you're too low." Chie said.

"Polo up!" (girl's voice)

The next prod moved my son around a bit. I tried to struggle, but it wasn't helping any, thank god the animal had horrible aim. God. Was this my punishment for 'Glass Walkway'?

"What the fuck?!" (Male voice).

"No, Polo, calm down! (Girls Voice).

I felt a scuffle above me and the body seemed to separate in the middle. Was drugged too? The top half rolled over my back behind me. and the back half receded completely.

"Kyaaa!!" (Girl's voice)

"That's a fucking MAN! I didn't sign up for this!" (Male voice... sounded familiar?)

I felt a tug on my hair, no, on the gag. It was loosened slightly as someone used it to get to their feet. The male wasn't happy. I'm not saying I was, but it wasn't a real horse, so I relaxed a bit. I was exhausted. I fought the gag. Felt like I could be out of it in 10 seconds. Chie was still on the couch, furiously working herself as she commanded.

"Get Polo under control!" She shouted

"I can't find it, Chie" (girls voice). YES, I got the gag off!

"Eri NOW!" Chie yelled.

"Look out!" I screamed.

"You little bitch!" (Male voice...sounded like on TV.) I then heard a loud clap, a cry from the girl and I felt a thud on my back again. Something sharp bounced off my back and I winced. It fell into my field of vision...a tazer.

"Toru, calm down, that was uncalled for!" Chie yelled, still working herself.

"Uncalled for, she was going to taze me! And you, what the fuck kind of sick ass are you?!" Toru asked.

"Untie me, HELP! I don't want any part of this!" I began to spill out in tears. My migraine was immense.

"Oh, they tricked you too, huh. You're not a fag are you?"

"No, I'm just a victim."

"Toru, just.......sit.....down...." Chie said. She was gasping.

I could feel my hands being freed. "I don't trust you, god I'm not gay. Get your ass out of the air. I'm not touching you any more, men don't touch other naked men. I'm undoing you hands you free yourself."

I had no problem with his terms. He then walked over to Chie who seemed to be a bit distracted with herself. He grabbed her arms and put them together, holding them in one hand. That got her attention. "Men don't fuck men! Men fuck women, I'll show you!" She went to close her legs but he pried them apart. She spat in his face but didn't freak out like I did. "Take this you bitch." At this point I was sitting and I was freeing my legs. Chie let out a short cry. Toru was drilling her. I hadn't seen a man use that much force with his hips before. I think he could have moved a bus full of psycho circus kidnapping rapist yaoi girls. She was clenching her eyes shut, and trying to bear it, all the while trying to pull her legs together, but they just kept getting slammed apart. Eventually her knee started knocking against the armrest.

I looked around and saw the tazer again, then the front half of a horse outfit laying on the ground with the naked lower torso of a girl hanging out. I assumed it to be 'Eri', the clown with the bat. Ow my fucking head.

When I turned back to Toru I saw he had his face buried on Chie's chest. It looked like he was literally trying to swallow her left breast. Then I looked up at Chie. She wasn't clenching her face anymore. With Toru not looking at her, it's like her acting job was done. Her eyes shifted to me as he continued to steamroll her, the couch cracked, or something in it's makeup. She was staring at me with those unblinking eyes. My skin tightened. She spread a smile on her face and I felt horror worse than I felt before getting crushed with the bat.

Chie wanted this. her eyes glazed over and she lurched around a bit letting out a very long moan.

"Wow, you trying to push me out, that won't work bitch, I'm not done yet! Damn you can clench down!" Toru yelled as he shifted lightly and the couch suffered a collapse bringing them about half a foot closer to the ground. Toru kept drilling for oil. I began to think he was drugged too. This was inhuman. Chie's eyes came back into focus. I had almost freed myself as I saw her gaze dart behind me.

"Toru stop, it's what they want." I told him. "We should just get out of here."

"Of course it's what she wants. She brought me here. It's what I want. If you're a MAN it's what YOU want. If you're a FAG get the FUCK OUT on your own!" At that point I knew. He was like me, an actor. A recurring role in 'Night Waiter'. I just hope he didn't recognize me. I felt a hand caress my jawline. Toru was ramming away as 'Eri reached forward. Her face came into my view. Between her breasts I saw her. She was a beautiful girl. She held the eyes as well. Taking a bit of time to stare into mine and soak me in fear once more. =

She stood up. SHIT! THE TAZER!

"Toru!" I was too late, Eri buried the stun gun into his lower back. He lurched around then gripped down tightly on Chie's legs. She screamed as he screamed. At first his back bowed then it straightened as he howled. I'm sure security of some sort would be on their way from that.

I was free. Toru collapsed onto Chie and she pushed his hands of her thighs, with some effort. I slapped the tazer out of Eri's hands and grabbed her wrists, bringing them behind her back. She was, as the rest of us, completely naked. She had an amazing form, athletic to boot. She cursed.

"GAH, Chie! Help me out here." I tried to put her to the ground so I could grab the tazer. I would hit them both with it, get my clothes and Toru, and find my cousin. If this is what my house of horrors ended up with, then I don't know what that freak had in mind when he was bringing my cousin to see the animals.

"I wish I could, Eri, but Toru really gave it to me. I can't feel my legs." She said in a soft glowing tone.

"God-dammit Chie, now isn't the time for that! Yori's gonna get away!" Man could Eri struggle. It wasn't a question of when I would overpower her for me, it was a question of when she would win, and I'd taste the stun gun.

"I'm not joking Eri, I really can't feel my legs, Toru's HUGE! And that tazing you gave him made him shoot my tonsils out, too." Chie reached between her legs and then started licking her hand with a smile. What a sick mess. And amidst it all, my son woke up to see what was going on.

I wouldn't have noticed, but it was bumping up against the daughter of Eri. She was hot. And angry.

"Do SOMETHING CHIE! I can't hold them both off and Toru will be up again soon!"

"I hope he is up, then you can put him down and your legs won't work either, it'll be great."

Chie was still swimming in Toru's actions. I wouldn't have to worry about her. Eri was gonna get me though. I didn't want another baseball bat, or a tazer. I've never been tazed before. I kept trying to bring her hands together, but I could only get one to her back at a time. With me bumping against her downstairs my concentration was screwed too.

"AAAAHHH!!!" Eri called out. I assumed I hurt her.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to..." Why was I apologizing. They were going to get Toru to sodomize me.

"It's fine, you just hit the boat, I mean just let me go." She seemed slightly weakened in the struggle.

"I just wanna go!" I told her as I wrenched her arms down. She regained her strength and I almost lost my grip entirely. Her hips pressed back against mine and she was using them to break free. All the while my son was rubbing her underside.

"AAAAAAHH!!"

That's it. I knew what I had to do. I kept prodding as I held on to her arms until I figured out where the boat was. I tapped her twice more and I had enough time to grab the tazer. I drilled it into her chest until her eyes lost focus. She lay limp on the ground. Chie was crawling over to me at this point. I tazed her in the back. I found my clothes soon enough and got dressed. Christ my pants are hard to get on with a boner. I actually thought of hitting it with a tazer, but that's not a good idea.

Toru became conscious as I slapped him in the face. I tossed his clothes at him. "Were getting out of here, this is done."

"Wow, you waxed them both, good job. I have to admit though, I thought I was gonna turn inside out and expel my entire body into this bitch when I got tazed. It was the greatest."

"Enough of that, we gotta go. I'm sure your howl will bring the police." He got serious at this point. We booked it out of there but I tripped up. Something had a hold on my leg. I looked back. It was Eri. She was giving me the look now. That spine-chilling "I'm gonna scar your mind" look I've been getting too often nowadays. I became flush with anger. These freaks, they deserve punishment. I got up and I flipped her over. It seems the only strength she had regained was in that hand.

"Lighnting hits boats at sea, too bitch!" I yelled as I drove the tazer down on her daughter.

"Hey, guy, you said yourself there's no time lets get out!" Toru yelled as he took off.

As I left I took the tazer it would come in handy in the future I would think. I left the 'house of horrors' and made the mistake of looking back. Staring back at me with glazed eyes was the limp body of Eri, smiling.

The haunting image in my mind I scrambled about looking for my cousin. I found her eventually. feeding peanuts to a giant elephant. It seems that she wasn't a victim like we were. I just noticed it was dark outside. I ran over to grab her and take her out of this horrible excuse for amusement. She spotted my first.

"Yori! Just in time, we're gonna see the fireworks! Where's Chie?" Fuck.

"Did the two of you get separated?" The owner asked.

"Yeah, one of the rides made her feel really weak, she hasn't come back from the bathroom yet, but I'm sure she knows her way around."

"You didn't stay with her?" He asked.

"I don't know which bathroom she went to."

"Well, I'm sure she'll make it too the gate for the fireworks."

And she did. When we went to the gate she was leaning against it, loosely holding a bottle of water in her hand staring at... bugs in the air I would imagine.

"Chie!" My cousin grabbed her attention. They talked a bit, but everything Chie said was in her glowing tone, it made me feel so suspicious. I had the safety of our cousins, though. She couldn't do any more harm now. It really looked like she still hadn't recovered yet.

We found seats as the fireworks began, and we all watched them in the sky. I felt better.

"There's only one of us that didn't finish the ride." Chie whispered in my ear, my back turning white with fear. She wouldn't dare. I was nearly paralyzed with confusion. "I've got your ticket though." She continued. Under my jacket and around my waistline she slid her hand. I didn't care. Just don't make a spectacle of it. She began working me as she had worked herself. Her fingers were adept. It took every bit of poker-face I had to keep from dancing around on the grass. It didn't take long and I was finished. Most of it covered by loud booms in the sky. I looked at her and gave her a nod to say I was done, and she shrank back with what I could only call an inviting look.

I would be back home in another three days