The NEW Elemental Super Heroes!

((Authoress Note:

Yes! Keep looking back Sephy Sama! With Flame and Ice living in the same household now, it means some really rather weird chapters…

And yes, as I have said, the New Elemental Super Heros are based on real life events… (although loosely) and it just so happens that Shadow is going to be disappearing into the Shadow Realm and just… never return. It’s hard for Flame, she really did like him, but… real life shows us the way.

And no, don’t worry about reading too much into this! I love that I have a loyal fan! I’m so sorry that it has been so long, let’s just say that Flame is a plot bunny!

And ONWARDS… to more insanity…

Warning: Drug usage in this chapter… only the natural herbals… *wink*))


Leaf: Where is he now?

“What do you mean I’m not pregnant?” Ice sat at the doctors office…

“No, no, we reran the blood test and it came out negative.” The doctor shook his head, “I’m sorry.”

“Bu… bu… but….” Ice whimpered.

“What about your butt? I think it’s rather nice.” Flame smiled, Ice collapsed into her friend’s arms…

“Not pregnant? Then what?” Ice finally sighed.

“Just a little bit of a cold really…” The doctor sighed.

***

Later, at the coffee shop…

Flame and Ice sat there drinking coffee. Ice had not had caffenine since she learned she was pregnant… and now she had called Tempest and cried and done all the normal things. Tempest would be coming home in the next week and he was going to take her out and treat her well, like he always did when he came home.

“No baby…” Ice sighed again.

“Yes, but cofeee…” Flame pointed out.

“Ugh, you know I’d rather have the baby.”

Just then, a familiar looking green haired gentleman walked by, and Ice had to stop him, “Leaf? Leaf Greenery, is that you?”

Leaf smiled and hugged Ice, “Ice Sickle! It’s been a while.” He just smiled, there was nothing they could say.

Ice finally said it, ‘What are you doing with your life right now? Since you left the Elemental Super Heros?”

Leaf smoothed his suit and gave her a small ‘Flame-type’ smirk. “I’m keeping busy. Maybe this isn’t the best place to talk about it, maybe I should come over to the Hideout later and sho…”

“We don’t live there anymore… maybe you can come over to where we really live.” Flame pulled out a napkin, “I’m in apartment 2A and she’s in 2B… come over about seven thrity and we will make dinner.” She smiled.

***

“So what are you doing now?” Flame sat in Ice’s apartment, with Ice, Oompa, Earth and Wind… the small little group.

“I know what he’s doing, hey man, he has the best shit.” Oompa gave his buddy a handshake.

“Using your powers for good or evil there Leaf?” Flame laughed.

“Oh believe me, it’s good,” He opened his hand and there was a pot plant, he then removed the water from it and ta-da…

weed.

***

“Maaaaaaaan, I knew it man, I KNEW that we were still buddies…” Earth was a little busy with a roach.

“Hey hey, Earthy, puff it and pass it off, quit with the hoggin’ it.” Leaf laughed.

Earth was rolling himself a good one, “Hey Flame… can I get a light?”

Cue everyone to move quickly away from Earth, who promptly light up like a Christmas Tree.

Flame smirked, “Mmm… If you wish.” She grabbed the rolled up goods and lit them, then took a deep puff, “Here Oompa…”

Ice shook her head when it got around to her, “Mmm… just what we need guys, Earth on munchies… and no thanks, I’m a lightweight.”

Leaf smiled, “Come on Ice, I’ll just blow some in your face and…” He inhaled and exhaled into her face, Ice promptly falling over…

“She wasn’t shitting with the lightweight shit man!” Flame laughed.

“Nobody though she was THAT weak.” Earth laughed “I’m going to go raid her fridge now.”

***

It looked like everyone was gone from the last nights antics, Oompa and Flame had… where did they go off to?

Ice felt like making herself some eggs for breakfast. Until she got to the kitchen. Nothing was in the fridge… it had been cleaned OUT… so had the forty pounds of dog food…


“EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”


***

Shadow stood in the bedroom. Flame had wandered away… hardly ever coming home… Tempest was gone most of the time…

He opened up the shadow realm and just shook his head. He’d be around… but Oompa seemed to make Flame happy, and for that, he couldn’t say a damn word.

***

“Broke up with you?” Ice shook her head after going to the grocery store to restock the things that Earth had eaten.

“He just vanished, left a note telling me that I should be happy with or without him.” Flame shook her head, “We were growing apart Ice, don’t let it get to you.”

“I know, I know… and it won’t be too long before Temp and I get married…” Ice sighed.

“Think of it this way, I’m dragging your ass to the bar on Friday.” Flame smirked.

“Oh hell no, you know I have no drug tolerance…”

“Of course… you are going to be the designated driver.”

Ice rolled her eyes.

***

‘So, how are you feeling babe?’ Rascal walked up to Nox… giving her a small nuzzling.

‘Like I swallowed a balloon, look at me, I am FAT.’ Nox shook her head, ‘Hard to be a ninja when you have swallowed a watermelon.’

‘Great, she’s reproducing.’ Physco was still tied to the tree…

‘So? I think it’s great that the little Nox will have kittens. She’d make a wonderful Mommy.’

‘Suck and Up Rascal, you know that?’ Physco hissed.

***

“Oooh! I want a kitty!” Ice saw the cute little black cat that was in the ‘free please take’ bin by the grocery store.

‘Mommy!’ The little black one meowed.

“I shall call you Ninja! You sweet little thing…” Ice took her little black cat home.

***

‘Oh HELL no!’ Physco shook his head at the little black kitten.

‘Oh, isn’t he cute!’ Rascal nuzzled the little thing.

‘Mommy.’

‘He’s a CAT Ras, you are nuzzling with a CAT!!!’ Physco shook his head…

until the kitten got up and pinned him to the ground. That started them playing.

Rascal laughed as kitten and puppy played. ‘This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.’

***

“Miss Ice Sickle, please understand that you are cordially invited to a black tie affair, at blah blah blah blah…” Ice was rolling her eyes.

“Don’t worry about it Ice, I’m sure it’s nice… after all, you did write that editoral, maybe this is for that.” Flame sat at her kitchen table…

“I don’t know…” She looked out the window… “It smells a little fishy to me…”

***

“Each Elemental is going to pay for what they did! I swear it…” a dark shadowy figure laughed evilly, “Together they are impossible, but at the same time, alone, they are weak and easy to destroy… first, Miss Ice Sickle…” Insert evil laughter… “Her icy blood shall flow freely before the moon is full…”

***

((A/N: Wow, another one? So soon? Yes! I am bitten by the bug I created… another NESH chapter…

and you didn’t answer my question Sephy Sama… do you want a guest role?

Nox is pregnant… Ice has a little black cat… (Trust me, he’s not that cute kitten anymore) and now… Flame is single? Not for Looooooooooooooooong…

And just who is that shadowy dark figure? Has Dr. Cross returned? Is it Shadow? Is it an Elemental or just some weirdo that is a fan of them turned insane?

Stay tuned folks! (*aka* Sephy sama and ‘A boy like Earth’)