ME AND MY MUSE
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Category:
Original - Misc › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
2,038
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
6
Okay yall! I got my first ten questions! I feel oh so important…even though I got a friend to write the last three….
So sue me! My patience is non-existent at the moment!
Okay, first Guinea Piggy’s questions!
1 How do you come up with such hysterical stuff?
Well, it’s simple really. I just try and think of something I haven’t seen yet and then I write it in the most far out there way that I can. I try and go for the shock value. Usually me and Ramsey will be day dreaming, thinking, “what can we do that may piss people off?” and then the ideas just start rolling in. although after so much time its hard to keep coming up with these ideas.
2 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (heh heh heh...)
My dear piggy, its so obvious! He will cut a quarter-kaut, if you gave him a quarter for every kaut he cut! Like DUH!
3 How can I get money easily without breaking any laws or doing anything besides eating, watching TV, and sleeping?
Set up cameras all over your house, plug it into the net and charge people to watch your every move! Of course at lease once a day you wille toe to masturbate in front of the cameras to keep your ratings up but that’s a small price to pay!
4 How do I tell my friends that logging on and off MSN incessantly is not going to get people to talk to them without yelling at the top of my lungs?
Tell them they are being annoying little pricks and you will rip out there neck and hove it down their throats! And if they ask how that is possible, just say you’ll find a way! Either that or you could just fuck them up their asses with a really big stick until they agree to quit being annoying!
Next is Mr. Bigg!
What's with the whole Goth thing? Are you a fan of Rogue, or are you making a statement, or what? (‘Cause my friend does it too, and I want to know why)
Well, I do it because I really like black. Besides I like looking different from 95% of the people I see passing me on the street. Some people may just do it because they like the whole lifestyle and persona, learning about vampires, ancient rituals, finding the truth about witchcraft. Actually Goths are some of the most intelligent people I know because tare are always learning something. Also when you put on the clothes and makeup you can turn into somebody else, a dark, quiet spector that seems to hold all the world’s secrets in its hand. It can take you out of yourself.
Next Not An Author Yet
1. I want to be an author on Fanfiction.net, but when I used the activation address that I was given I saw dollar amounts. I instinctively freak whenever I see dollar amounts on something I just tried to join online. My first question is, does it cost any money to be a fanfiction.net author?
No it doesn’t cost anything to join or use it. There are these special features that you can get like an email addy, special searches and story alerts that are only available if you pay. You don’t really need any of them to write on here since there just fluffy extras. Don’t worry and start scribing!
2. Ok, I'm 17, a male, and still a virgin. Yesterday I read the first chapter of an NC-17 Pokemon fanfic that explained the first time of a female character in graphic detail. It was almost enough to put me off sex permanently since I want to lose my virginity at the same time as my partner. Since Muse is female, and is obviously not a virgin, I was wondering, how badly does a woman's first time hurt, and is it bad enough to offset in any way the fun-factor of the first time?
First off, never, EVER, take any stock in the first time scenario of an anime or hentai. Have you ever watched a hentai movie? Even when they are having fun they look like they’re in pain! And are you trying to call me a slut!!! *glare* well I am so here’s the deal, just like everything else pertaining to sex its different with each person. The pain factor could be immense or nothing at all. If the girl is naturallyht tht then it may hurt her no matter what you do but I suppose there is a few things you could do to offset it and none of them involve novacane! I suggest an immensely extended period of foreplay, get her as hot as you possibly can, even make her cum a few times before hand, you’re your mouth but more importantly use younds.nds. Try and gauge her pain reaction by slow but surely trying to put as many fingers in her as you can, if you cant even get one in then you got a problem, two, still a little but getting there. If three, your pretty much in the clear, if four you must ask yourself if this girl is really a virgin but anyway, if you can only fit one or two then try and gently (GENTLY) try and loosen her up with your fingers by wiggling them and if two fingers, spreading them apart, she may feel discomfort, this maybe remedied by going down on her at the same time. Tongue her clit fast and hard to try and take her mind of it. And when you think its time to boldly go where no man has gone before try and use a lubed condom to help the final entry. When you get the blockade it may best just to break itd and and fast but here’s another little trick, when you get to the hymen, bite her neck as hard as you dare and at the same time go in, hopefully it will take her mind of it. Also make sure you talk to her, get her input on what she’s feeling. Don’t be set off if she doesn’t come the first time, she won’t hold it against you if she’s not a complete h. Sh. She’ll just be thankful enough that you didn’t just rip her apart. Wow! Did I talk that long???
And now my good friend, wild cat!!! I love this chick!
1. Muse, what do you think of our little man? Isn’t he just the most annoying guy at times?
Oh you have no idea! Just the other day I was bending over to pick something up and I was wearing one of those pants that zips in the back, he snuck up behind me and actually unzipped it and dropped an ice cube down it! And I was wearing a thong so that didn’t exactly give me much protection! *grrr* one of these days!
2. What prompted him to do the abstinence thing?
Honestly I think it was just a flight of fancy! I give exactly two more days before he breaks down!
3. Are you going to do more?
Everybody always asks that! And I always say I don’t know! Maybe another one will pop into me but I really don’t know ya bunch of perverted degenerates!
Ramsey: uh…Muse…we do still need them….
Muse: oh! *sweeile*ile* I love you all!
So sue me! My patience is non-existent at the moment!
Okay, first Guinea Piggy’s questions!
1 How do you come up with such hysterical stuff?
Well, it’s simple really. I just try and think of something I haven’t seen yet and then I write it in the most far out there way that I can. I try and go for the shock value. Usually me and Ramsey will be day dreaming, thinking, “what can we do that may piss people off?” and then the ideas just start rolling in. although after so much time its hard to keep coming up with these ideas.
2 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (heh heh heh...)
My dear piggy, its so obvious! He will cut a quarter-kaut, if you gave him a quarter for every kaut he cut! Like DUH!
3 How can I get money easily without breaking any laws or doing anything besides eating, watching TV, and sleeping?
Set up cameras all over your house, plug it into the net and charge people to watch your every move! Of course at lease once a day you wille toe to masturbate in front of the cameras to keep your ratings up but that’s a small price to pay!
4 How do I tell my friends that logging on and off MSN incessantly is not going to get people to talk to them without yelling at the top of my lungs?
Tell them they are being annoying little pricks and you will rip out there neck and hove it down their throats! And if they ask how that is possible, just say you’ll find a way! Either that or you could just fuck them up their asses with a really big stick until they agree to quit being annoying!
Next is Mr. Bigg!
What's with the whole Goth thing? Are you a fan of Rogue, or are you making a statement, or what? (‘Cause my friend does it too, and I want to know why)
Well, I do it because I really like black. Besides I like looking different from 95% of the people I see passing me on the street. Some people may just do it because they like the whole lifestyle and persona, learning about vampires, ancient rituals, finding the truth about witchcraft. Actually Goths are some of the most intelligent people I know because tare are always learning something. Also when you put on the clothes and makeup you can turn into somebody else, a dark, quiet spector that seems to hold all the world’s secrets in its hand. It can take you out of yourself.
Next Not An Author Yet
1. I want to be an author on Fanfiction.net, but when I used the activation address that I was given I saw dollar amounts. I instinctively freak whenever I see dollar amounts on something I just tried to join online. My first question is, does it cost any money to be a fanfiction.net author?
No it doesn’t cost anything to join or use it. There are these special features that you can get like an email addy, special searches and story alerts that are only available if you pay. You don’t really need any of them to write on here since there just fluffy extras. Don’t worry and start scribing!
2. Ok, I'm 17, a male, and still a virgin. Yesterday I read the first chapter of an NC-17 Pokemon fanfic that explained the first time of a female character in graphic detail. It was almost enough to put me off sex permanently since I want to lose my virginity at the same time as my partner. Since Muse is female, and is obviously not a virgin, I was wondering, how badly does a woman's first time hurt, and is it bad enough to offset in any way the fun-factor of the first time?
First off, never, EVER, take any stock in the first time scenario of an anime or hentai. Have you ever watched a hentai movie? Even when they are having fun they look like they’re in pain! And are you trying to call me a slut!!! *glare* well I am so here’s the deal, just like everything else pertaining to sex its different with each person. The pain factor could be immense or nothing at all. If the girl is naturallyht tht then it may hurt her no matter what you do but I suppose there is a few things you could do to offset it and none of them involve novacane! I suggest an immensely extended period of foreplay, get her as hot as you possibly can, even make her cum a few times before hand, you’re your mouth but more importantly use younds.nds. Try and gauge her pain reaction by slow but surely trying to put as many fingers in her as you can, if you cant even get one in then you got a problem, two, still a little but getting there. If three, your pretty much in the clear, if four you must ask yourself if this girl is really a virgin but anyway, if you can only fit one or two then try and gently (GENTLY) try and loosen her up with your fingers by wiggling them and if two fingers, spreading them apart, she may feel discomfort, this maybe remedied by going down on her at the same time. Tongue her clit fast and hard to try and take her mind of it. And when you think its time to boldly go where no man has gone before try and use a lubed condom to help the final entry. When you get the blockade it may best just to break itd and and fast but here’s another little trick, when you get to the hymen, bite her neck as hard as you dare and at the same time go in, hopefully it will take her mind of it. Also make sure you talk to her, get her input on what she’s feeling. Don’t be set off if she doesn’t come the first time, she won’t hold it against you if she’s not a complete h. Sh. She’ll just be thankful enough that you didn’t just rip her apart. Wow! Did I talk that long???
And now my good friend, wild cat!!! I love this chick!
1. Muse, what do you think of our little man? Isn’t he just the most annoying guy at times?
Oh you have no idea! Just the other day I was bending over to pick something up and I was wearing one of those pants that zips in the back, he snuck up behind me and actually unzipped it and dropped an ice cube down it! And I was wearing a thong so that didn’t exactly give me much protection! *grrr* one of these days!
2. What prompted him to do the abstinence thing?
Honestly I think it was just a flight of fancy! I give exactly two more days before he breaks down!
3. Are you going to do more?
Everybody always asks that! And I always say I don’t know! Maybe another one will pop into me but I really don’t know ya bunch of perverted degenerates!
Ramsey: uh…Muse…we do still need them….
Muse: oh! *sweeile*ile* I love you all!