The Rousing Misadventures of Miss Pandora Sparkle

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Pandora Sparkle huffed into Evan Humboldt’s office feeling every bit the innocent victim of an insidious plot to seriously undermine her mental health. It was bad enough that she had been forced to bottom for Candace in the first place, but the fact that she had been deliciously fucked to within an inch of her life by the bitch was not something she had counted on in the least.

Why, oh why, couldn’t it have just been dreadful like she was expecting it to be?

The applause that had greeted them as soon as the cameras stopped rolling hadn’t done one bit to improve her mood either. With most of the films she had been in she received, at the most, a “Job well done Pandora.” when her scene’s ended and that was it. Not with Candace though. Oh noooooooo. With the person she despised the most she had received a standing ovation from cast and crew.

Life was so unfair. If it had been with anyone else Pandora would have been thrilled by the reaction but nooooooooo, it just HAD to be Candace.

Candace, who was already in Evan’s office lounging in a chair in front of his desk as if she owned the place by the time Pandora made her way inside. Candace, who had the nerve to smirk when Pandora flounced down into one of the other chairs and couldn’t control the wince that crossed her face at the sudden sharp reminder of their scene together.

Pandora squirmed uncomfortably in the chair while she shot Candace a glare that would have felled a full grown bison. One thing was for sure. She would be thinking about Candace every time she sat down for the next few days.

To Pandora, Candace looked just a little too smug and pleased with herself for her liking. She was seriously considering punching the tall brunette in the face, just on principal, when Evan finally came bouncing through the door.

He threw himself into the chair behind his desk and beamed at them. “I just got back from watching your scene together ladies.” Evan said breathlessly. “It was everything I thought it would be. Wonderful! Magnificent!”

Candace nose curled as though she had just been exposed to a particularly nasty odor. “It was…. Ok I suppose.” She said as she glanced over at Pandora from beneath long dark lashes.

For some reason, that hurt.

“It was awful!” Pandora exclaimed spitefully. “Hideous! Disgusting!” She was lying of course, and she could tell by the way Candace’s lips curled just at the edges that she was well aware that it was a lie.

“It was the hottest thing I think I’ve ever seen.” Evan continued, ignoring them both. “I cant wait to get started on the next scene with you two.”

Two stunned faces stared back at him from across the desk and Evan crossed his arms and waited for the explosion. He was not disappointed.

“N-next?” Pandora thought she might actually pass out. He couldn’t mean what she thought he meant.

Candace had gone very still in the other chair.

“Yes next.” Evan said smiling. “You two are dynamite together. I want at least two more scenes with just the two of you and maybe one of you both with Honey.”

“T-two-Both-H-h-honey?” Pandora sputtered.

“Yes,” Evan said dreamily, “can you just imagine how hot a threesome with all of you would be?”

“I wont do it!” Pandora was beyond pissed now, her face felt like it was on fire.

“We’ve already been through this Pandora.” Evan said calmly. “You’ll do what you are told to do. We have a contract.”

Pandora leaned forward, winced again as certain parts shifted and hissed in Evan’s face. “I don’t care what you think you have Evan. You can shove that contract up your narrow little ass! I quit!”

Evan’s face turned red as a beet as he was confronted with pure mutiny from one of his stars. “Fine!” he snapped back. “Ill just sue you and replace you someone younger and prettier. Its not like transsexuals aren’t a dime a dozen these days!”

Pandora stood with as much dignity as she could muster, desperately trying to stop the tears that she felt prickling at the corners of her eyes. “Ill just leave then.” She said shakily.

“Good riddance.” She heard Evan mutter as she headed towards the door.

As Pandora reached for the door knob she froze at the sound of a chair scraping across the floor just before it was flung forcefully against the wall. She turned back just in time to see Candace looming over a cowering Evan as he tried to scoot underneath his desk to avoid the wrath of the towering brunette.

Candace grabbed him by his thinning blond hair and yanked him back out from underneath his desk so that they were nose to nose. “A dime a dozen?” She growled into the little mans face. “Fine.”

Candace shook Evan like a terrier might shake a rat, then with no warning she released him so that he fell ungracefully to the floor. “I quit too.”

Even floundered around for a second, but then the words seemed to penetrate his brain. He gaped up at Candace in disbelief. Replacing a tranny in the movie might not be a big deal. Replacing one with an eleven inch dick was damn near impossible.

Pandora and Evan were both staring at Candace like she had suddenly sprouted a second head, but for entirely different reasons.

“Candace… baby, you don’t mean that.” Evan whined.

Candace crossed her arms over her chest. “Oh, I mean every word of it Evan.” She said firmly. “You assured me that it would be a one time thing. Neither one of us wanted to do that scene and you knew it but we both did it because we’re both professionals.” She glanced over to where Pandora stood frozen by the door. “Well.. I am anyway.”

Pandora wondered if it was too late to still punch Candace in the face.