The NEW Elemental Super Heroes!
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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
887
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Oompa Dance... A PLOT!?!?! *GASP*
Oompa Dance… a PLOT???
((Authoress Note Time!!!
Yes, yes, three chapters in ONE night, that is a major feat for me. And Flame. Flame, say hello to the people, please, please put the katana down though…
Flame: How you doing? *cracks whip*
I am typing, I’m typing! Please put the whip away…
Flame: If I try hard enough, I can get another chapter or two out of her before the sun rises… *hugs, kisses and snuggles her whip* I should be alright with two, or three… but I want MORE
*shudder* anyways… please, please, if you want to put in any additions here, hints or ideas or hell, even just a cute quote you want Earth to say… let me know… leave it in a review, I will add it.
*CRACK*
Typing Ma’am! … moving on…))
***
“Pregnant?”
Ice was hiding her face…
“How can you be pregnant???”
Earth popped his head out of a shadows under the bed, “Well, you see, it’s really rather simple… when a man is sexually aroused…”
“EARTH!”
Tempest shook his head, “How’d he get out of the shadow realm?”
Earth spoke again, “The dragons are helping me to get out, they are tired of me… please? I’m standing on one’s head, and he’ll eat me if you don’t pull the rest of me out.”
“We could just let them eat you…” Ice offered.
Tempest reached up under the bed and pulled… suddenly, Earth was airborne, and looked like a cartoon, splat against the ceiling.
“You know, that was almost worth the interruption…” Ice smiled.
“Now, where were we…” Tempest shot her a look, as Earth peeled himself off the ceiling and excused himself from the room.
Rascal shook her head, she had been drinking in the living room ‘Now I’ve seen everything… I’m laying off drinking’ She had not expected to see Earth walk from the bedroom to the door in nothing but a stratigally placed censor bar.
Phsyco shook his head, ‘where’d he get the censor bar?’
‘We are trying to keep this PG…’ Rascal coughed.
‘That was blown out of the water from the get-go, this is ICE we are talking about…’
‘Goooooooood point.’
***
Earth had managed to walk out of the apartment and close the door behind him, just as he turned back around, Nox jumped from the second floor landing and snagged the censor bar… and vanished.
“NOX! That’s where my house keys were… bring them back!” Earth cried.
***
It was early the next morning… Wind walked out of his apartment to grab the Sunday paper… there, standing using the paper as a cup or some sort of covering, was Earth…
Wind gasped and pulled back, “EEP! I’m blind… I’m blind…”
“You want your paper? You can have it!” Earth smiled.
“No thanks, I’d rather you keep that, I can buy one later today.” Wind slammed the door in his face.
“Wait…” Earth sighed, “You have my extra house key!”
Wind opened the door and tossed the key to Earth…
Nobody saw the poor Oompa getting up for the day, opening his window to… “The moon’s out awfully early today.” He mumbled. Apparently, Earth forgot to cover his backside.
***
“I mean, Ice, are we sure?” Tempest was drinking his coffee, getting ready to go back out on the truck.
“The doctor says that is why my powers are going wacky, but they will know in a few weeks for sure. By the time you come back home… we will know 100% if we are or not…” Ice drank orange juice… frozen concentrate apparently. “SEE? I’m still doing it…”
Tempest laughed, “I didn’t know you liked a bit of a slushee with breakfast Ice.”
“That’s not funny.”
“Oh, you think it is.”
“Yeah, you try not being able to eat or drink a damn thing and see how YOU feel.” Ice snapped.
“Touchy touchy…”
***
Flame was out with the Oompa…
“Do it…”
“No.”
“Do it…”
“No.”
“Do it…”
“NO.”
“Do it for me?” Flame gave him puppy dog eyes…
“No.”
Flame smiled and pulled out a small walkman.
“Wait…” Oompa shook his head, “that’s not fair…”
Flame hit the play button…and Oompa couldn’t help himself… he had to dance.
Flame grabbed out a video recorder and recorded the cute little Oompa dance.
***
Storm was at a truck stop, not much going on.
“Hmmm… time for a shower and a good nights sleep, I have a long way to go tomorrow.” He headed into the truck stop… only to be stopped by a small RV, a gathering out around it.
“HELP! Stop it! Give me my purse…” A little old lady, about eighty or so, was surrounded by about five or six teenage boys, all were trying to beat her up and take her purse.
“HEY!” Storm roared and ran over to them, the wind starting to pick up around him as he came closer to her. He didn’t even seem to mind that his own pentacle necklace was out in the open.
The boys seemed unfazed at first, until he spoke again, “LEAVE HER ALONE!” Then the lightning struck beside the ‘leader’ of the group, who ran off, followed by his cronies.
Storm walked up to the woman and bent down, her purse had been dropped and its contents were scattered… on the ground was a small golden chain, and a cross. Storm didn’t hestitate to pick it up and hand it to her, as well as her purse, “Are you alright Ma’am?”
The old lady smiled right at him, not caring that he was a different religion, not caring that he might have been ‘the devil’ according to her beliefs. “thank you son, I’m fine, I’m fine, thanks to you.” She smiled and just went back to her RV.
Storm stood there a while. He remembered. He had to save people, it was small thanks like that that made his day… he smiled, he would help all that he could, Elemental Super Heros or just Storm E. Weather.
***
((Authoress Note: Yes, yes, that was what you thought it was… a bit of… *GASP* plot!?!!? I’m working on it, I’m working on it.
*WHIPCRACK*
Faster, yes, faster…))
((Authoress Note Time!!!
Yes, yes, three chapters in ONE night, that is a major feat for me. And Flame. Flame, say hello to the people, please, please put the katana down though…
Flame: How you doing? *cracks whip*
I am typing, I’m typing! Please put the whip away…
Flame: If I try hard enough, I can get another chapter or two out of her before the sun rises… *hugs, kisses and snuggles her whip* I should be alright with two, or three… but I want MORE
*shudder* anyways… please, please, if you want to put in any additions here, hints or ideas or hell, even just a cute quote you want Earth to say… let me know… leave it in a review, I will add it.
*CRACK*
Typing Ma’am! … moving on…))
***
“Pregnant?”
Ice was hiding her face…
“How can you be pregnant???”
Earth popped his head out of a shadows under the bed, “Well, you see, it’s really rather simple… when a man is sexually aroused…”
“EARTH!”
Tempest shook his head, “How’d he get out of the shadow realm?”
Earth spoke again, “The dragons are helping me to get out, they are tired of me… please? I’m standing on one’s head, and he’ll eat me if you don’t pull the rest of me out.”
“We could just let them eat you…” Ice offered.
Tempest reached up under the bed and pulled… suddenly, Earth was airborne, and looked like a cartoon, splat against the ceiling.
“You know, that was almost worth the interruption…” Ice smiled.
“Now, where were we…” Tempest shot her a look, as Earth peeled himself off the ceiling and excused himself from the room.
Rascal shook her head, she had been drinking in the living room ‘Now I’ve seen everything… I’m laying off drinking’ She had not expected to see Earth walk from the bedroom to the door in nothing but a stratigally placed censor bar.
Phsyco shook his head, ‘where’d he get the censor bar?’
‘We are trying to keep this PG…’ Rascal coughed.
‘That was blown out of the water from the get-go, this is ICE we are talking about…’
‘Goooooooood point.’
***
Earth had managed to walk out of the apartment and close the door behind him, just as he turned back around, Nox jumped from the second floor landing and snagged the censor bar… and vanished.
“NOX! That’s where my house keys were… bring them back!” Earth cried.
***
It was early the next morning… Wind walked out of his apartment to grab the Sunday paper… there, standing using the paper as a cup or some sort of covering, was Earth…
Wind gasped and pulled back, “EEP! I’m blind… I’m blind…”
“You want your paper? You can have it!” Earth smiled.
“No thanks, I’d rather you keep that, I can buy one later today.” Wind slammed the door in his face.
“Wait…” Earth sighed, “You have my extra house key!”
Wind opened the door and tossed the key to Earth…
Nobody saw the poor Oompa getting up for the day, opening his window to… “The moon’s out awfully early today.” He mumbled. Apparently, Earth forgot to cover his backside.
***
“I mean, Ice, are we sure?” Tempest was drinking his coffee, getting ready to go back out on the truck.
“The doctor says that is why my powers are going wacky, but they will know in a few weeks for sure. By the time you come back home… we will know 100% if we are or not…” Ice drank orange juice… frozen concentrate apparently. “SEE? I’m still doing it…”
Tempest laughed, “I didn’t know you liked a bit of a slushee with breakfast Ice.”
“That’s not funny.”
“Oh, you think it is.”
“Yeah, you try not being able to eat or drink a damn thing and see how YOU feel.” Ice snapped.
“Touchy touchy…”
***
Flame was out with the Oompa…
“Do it…”
“No.”
“Do it…”
“No.”
“Do it…”
“NO.”
“Do it for me?” Flame gave him puppy dog eyes…
“No.”
Flame smiled and pulled out a small walkman.
“Wait…” Oompa shook his head, “that’s not fair…”
Flame hit the play button…and Oompa couldn’t help himself… he had to dance.
Flame grabbed out a video recorder and recorded the cute little Oompa dance.
***
Storm was at a truck stop, not much going on.
“Hmmm… time for a shower and a good nights sleep, I have a long way to go tomorrow.” He headed into the truck stop… only to be stopped by a small RV, a gathering out around it.
“HELP! Stop it! Give me my purse…” A little old lady, about eighty or so, was surrounded by about five or six teenage boys, all were trying to beat her up and take her purse.
“HEY!” Storm roared and ran over to them, the wind starting to pick up around him as he came closer to her. He didn’t even seem to mind that his own pentacle necklace was out in the open.
The boys seemed unfazed at first, until he spoke again, “LEAVE HER ALONE!” Then the lightning struck beside the ‘leader’ of the group, who ran off, followed by his cronies.
Storm walked up to the woman and bent down, her purse had been dropped and its contents were scattered… on the ground was a small golden chain, and a cross. Storm didn’t hestitate to pick it up and hand it to her, as well as her purse, “Are you alright Ma’am?”
The old lady smiled right at him, not caring that he was a different religion, not caring that he might have been ‘the devil’ according to her beliefs. “thank you son, I’m fine, I’m fine, thanks to you.” She smiled and just went back to her RV.
Storm stood there a while. He remembered. He had to save people, it was small thanks like that that made his day… he smiled, he would help all that he could, Elemental Super Heros or just Storm E. Weather.
***
((Authoress Note: Yes, yes, that was what you thought it was… a bit of… *GASP* plot!?!!? I’m working on it, I’m working on it.
*WHIPCRACK*
Faster, yes, faster…))