THERE'S NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT

Pussy Katnips woke in an alley behind the crack house. She was disgusted at herself

naturally.  Not due to where she was but by the fact she was still wearing her Burger

King uniform. She found her cigarettes and sucked down two just trying to clear her

head.  She kept rambling through her purse until she found enough change to go and get

a 24 ounce beer. She drank the beer and felt her head start to clear but then she needed

to go pee. That's when she noticed her panties were missing. That didn't rattle her cause

it happened a lot.

Pussy didn't want to go home yet. It was Saturday morning and the weekend had just

started. She didn't have any more money but she reckoned she had blown her paycheck at

the crack house, therefore it was money well spent. She wished she had paid her cell phone

bill cause her service had been cut off.  That sucked cause she really liked facebook.

All her friends were having kids and meeting new boyfriends except for the lesbian ones

who were meeting new girlfriends and adopting new cats.

Pussy felt a little depressed, at least she had nearly a full pack of newports. She sat

on a park bench and smoked and picked at her nose and a run in her fishnet stockings.

That's when she recognized the dude picking up the trash in the park.

Pussy jumped to her feet and yelled..."Daddy!!!!"

A middle aged man ambled over to Pussy with a broad smile on his face. "Hi Angel," he

said.  How are ya doing, how is your mom these days?"  

Pussy gave him a hug and a kiss full on the lips.  "Oh Mom is fine, still stripping and

making good money at it."

The man frowned, "Isnt she a little long in the tooth for that...and to fat?"

"Oh no, shes in great shape now thanks to Marie Osmond. She looks amazing for a 44 year

old woman."

"What are you doing working in the park?  What happened to your job as a doctor?"

"Well, I got busted for practicing without a license and distributing prescription drugs

to anybody that needed them.  I'm doing community service, would be in jail if I hadn't

saved up enough cash to pay off the judge...that fucking democrat asshole."

"You always were the smart one Daddy, even if you aint my real Daddy...I will always

think of you as daddy cause Mom said you were the best fuck she ever had and you did

buy me a pony once."

The man sat down beside Pussy and wiped his sweaty forehead. "Ah, that weren't nothing

Pussy, I got that pony cheap...I had no idea it had rabies though."

"Ah that's ok Daddy, I had fun putting him down withy your .357 magnum.  I still got

that gun you know."

The older dude just shook his head, "you always were the sentimental kind Pussy.  I

kind wish you didn't think of me as Dad cause I could sure use a good piece of ass...its

tough being broke and I still have a bad drug habit you know...its tough making ends

meet."

"Aw shucks Dad, I will give you some pussy, you poor old dear. Is your place near by?"

They walked a couple of blocks until they reached a real shithole of an apartment. Dad

did have a good stereo and some booze. Pussy had a couple of stiff drinks and then they

got down to business. "Shit Daddy, you are a damned good fuck for an old fuck."

"Thanks pussy, and thanks for the pussy.  Its good and tight and you suck like a pro."

"Ah, you are so sweet,"  Pussy said, appreciating the flattery.  "Well I guess I better

get going, got to feed my hamster and fix up some oatmeal for supper...and hopefully

get a buzz somehow today."

Daddy jumped up and ran to his dresser where he scrounged around awhile before

triumphantly holding up a full ounce bag of weed. "This is for you PUssy!" he declared.

"HOLY Shit!! Where did you get that??"

"It belonged to my ex girlfriend, she is doing a year in jail for stealing a car."

Pussy pulled some papers out her purse and rolled four joints. "Are you sure you don't

want to keep some of this, it looks high grade?" she asked.

"Oh no, Im strictly a whiskey, meth, and pain pill guy.  Moderation is everything you

know."

"I guess so." Pussy replied before smoking a joint.  Later that evening she left with

a good buzz and a sore pussy. It was a good feeling for a girl to have.  To make the

day even more special she found twenty bucks just lying there on the sidewalk.  Pussy

decided to take in a movie, and besides some popcorn was just the kind of good food a

girl needed to eat to keep up her energy. She was enjoying the movie when a smelly

homeless looking guy sat down next to her.

"Hi, wanna buy some weed?" he said.

"NO"

"Wanna sell me some pussy?"

"NO"

"I could use a drink"

"NO"

"What fucking good are you then Bitch?"

Pussy had slipped the brass knucks on in the dark. She stood up suddenly and struck

the bum across the face...breaking his nose.  He staggered to his feet, pulling a knife.

Pussy kneed his nuts and struck him again...knocking out both his teeth. He groaned and

fell back. Pussy wanted to watch the rest of the film, but she decided to cut out.

The cops nailed her just outside the theatre.  She was busted for assault and possession

of weed. While in jail she saw her Dad again. He had gotten busted for selling crack to

a minor. Pussy was enraged when she heard this...the bastard hadn't told her about any

crack.  Pussy had to blow several cops but she was soon out of jail...minus her big

bag of weed.  She had had enough so she hitchhiked to Detroit to start a new life in

a town where a girl like her could really make good.  The end?


 


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