Thantosis and Daemonitrix: A Love Forbidden

When it was finally time to go home, Marietsu returned her time card (which sadly had a lot of cum on it). A beastly fanged green fat lizard man with an ugly beer belly and a big horn coming out of his head grunted, “I ‘aint payin’ yeh nothin’ for the hours you got jizz on.”
Before she could lament about the utter injustice of it all, she remembered that she didn’t have a place to live. “Oh NO!” she wailed. “Where will I sleep?”
Daemonitrix popped from out of nowhere and said, “Well…I don’t know how you’d feel about living with me considering I am kind of a rapist and all, but my house is…” he sniffed, “a wee bit empty now that T-T-Than…”
“It’s okay,” Marietsu said gingerly, “you don’t have to say it.”
The vampire nodded. “Okay. No you’re right. It’s just…I had my iPod on shuffle and Cher came on and it reminded me of my anniversary with Thantosis and it just…ugh…sorry, really took me down memory lane. Anyway…yeah so there’s plenty of room in my bed, you’re about the size of Thantosis’s penis. God that was a good penis. So rock hard and veiny and slippery in my hands and…” the vampire began to break into tears again.
“It’s okay,” Marietsu repeated. “I thank you for letting me stay with you.”
“No problem,” Daemonitrix said, giving the green ugly monster man a dirty look, “let’s get out of this place,” he grimaced, untangling a pile of entrails from his shoe and handing them back to the half-eaten girl on the floor, “it could sehriously use some Fab Five redecorating. I mean…ew.”
Marietsu giggled. “Okay.”
Daemonitrix’s apartment was as non-conformist as they come. The walls were black with red spots, a red lamp from Hot Topic sat in the corner, the curtains had pictures of Satan on them, and there was a huge double-bed sized coffin thing in the middle of the room.
“Yeah,” Daemonitrix said, throwing his cape on the floor, “this is my humble abode. Y’know this might be totally weird considering the circumstances, but I really feel like we need a girl’s night. I mean…I just got dumped by the cutest guy ever, love of my afterlife and you just got raped and impregnated by a gay werewolf and his gay vampire ex-lover and then got jipped by some loser tentacle monster. We so deserve an eat ice cream and bitch night!”
“But ice cream goes straight to my thighs,” Marietsu whined.
“You’ll burn the calories tomorrow, tonight is for us,” Daemonitrix said.
They dumped themselves on a black leather designer couch in front of a computer with livejournal.com as its home page.
“We can look up some therapeutic porn after I post my poem about Thantosis on livejournal and then check my myspace.”
Marietsu nodded. “Okay.”
When Daemonitrix’s sparkly overly-graphiced myspace opened, the song, “Dance Dance” blasted into their undeserving ears.
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds.
These words are all I have so I'll write them.
So you need them just to get by.

(whispered part)
We're going into B-minor.

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time.
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Dance
This is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me.

You always fold just before you're found out.
Drink up it's last call, last resort, but only the first mistake.

“That was OUR SONG!” Daemonitrix wailed. “We met at a Fallout Boy concert you know, when I was still mortal. I’m sorry, I’m getting really emotional I know…”
“Would it help if I sucked your cock like a bitch and you pretended it was Thantosis and then had a sob fest about it when you realized it wasn’t?” Marietsu offered.
“No,” Daemonitrix whined, “nothing helps. Everything sucks. I guess you can try it if you want.”
Marietsu carefully unzipped Daemonitrix’s pants before cramming his dick hungrily into her mouth like she was one of those starving Ethopians on the Discovery Channel or something and he was a big huge steak (well he sure was one big flank of beef but that’s not the point). She started choking and her eyes were watering like crazy and it started bending as it slid down her throat into her stomach. He moaned as her stomach acids sizzled on the tip of his dick.
“FUCK YESSS!” he screamed. “HARDER. YOU’RE NOT CRAMMING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH NEARLY DEEP OR HARD ENOUGH.”
Once he said that she held her breath (not like she was breathing much to begin with) and crammed the balls into her throat.
He grabbed her head and forced it to exit her stomach and enter whatever intestine comes after that *wikis it* oh well never mind anyway, he went, “FUCK I’M GUNNA BUST A FUCKING NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH GOD YESSUSHS I’M CUUMINGG UGHUGGGHGHGHGH AND WITH A GIRL TOO OMG CUMMING!”
He came and Marietsu moaned in pleasure feeling his cum shoot straight out her ass cuz that’s how deep inside her throat his cock was.
“I think I love you,” Marietsu said.
“Oh Marietsu what have I done? I’ve totally led you on!” he wailed. “BUT I LOVE THANTOSIS! I’m sorry but no stomach acids will ever feel like his on my cock:’(. I’m sorry Marietsu.”
That was all he said and so they both cried for the love they would never have.
A/N: Okay so I KNOW this was totally way too short and not smutty enough but I’ve been SOOOO busy lately I’ve been like doing community college and stuff plus I work at this store at the mall where you have to fold stuff a lot and anyway there’s all this drama with my gay best friend but nevermind that’s not important anyway REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!