The Rousing Misadventures of Miss Pandora Sparkle

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With all the trouble she had had that morning over what she had come to refer to in her mind as the hosiery hell debacle, it was almost noon before Pandora Sparkle made it to the set of her newest movie,“No Shame.” starring herself, Miss Honey Lynn Moon and Candace Barr.

After finally giving up on the pantyhose she had run out and bought some thigh high stockings, which was all fine and good if they would just stay in place. Pandora cursed softly as she hauled her long body from the front seat of her cherry red convertible and felt the inevitable slide at the top of her thigh.

She stood for a moment as she adjusted her hose back into place then finally started in the direction of her bosses office. Pandora cursed once again, this time vehemently as she spotted the person already lounging there by the door.

It just wasn’t her day. Standing there, directly in her path was quite possibly Pandora’s least favorite person in the entire world, her co-star and fellow transsexual, Candace Barr.

Well hello - tall, dark and obnoxious; Pandora thought ruefully.

As always, Candace was dressed impeccably, long dark hair professionally coiffed and her make up perfect. Oh no, there was never a hair out of place on Miss Barr. Even Pandora had to grudgingly admit that Candace was gorgeous and elegant. And she had a big dick. The bitch!

Pandora hated her with a pink and purple passion.

Candace had been studying her French manicure with a bored expression on her face, however as she heard Pandora approach her head came up and once again our heroine found herself under the not so pleasant scrutiny of her co-star; as sea green eyes ruthlessly raked her from head to toe.

“Ahhhh Pandora,” Candace sneered, “I'd like to say I'm glad you’re here;” she paused for effect, “I'd like to say it.”

Pandora was in no mood to be trifled with. “Get the hell out of my way Candace. Evan is waiting for me.”

It was the truth, Evan Humbolt, the director of their little epic, had already called her at least six times via her cell on the way in.

“But of course.” Candace said, stepping aside with a smirk. “Age before beauty.”

Candace just loved to rub Pandora’s face in the fact that she was two whole years younger.

“Pearls before swine.” Pandora smirked right back as she passed by.

To her utter disgust, Candace trailed her all the way to Evans office and then slipped in right behind her.

Evan Humbolt was crouched over his mess of a desk with a phone glued to his ear, but he looked up as they came in. With one hand he motioned them closer.

At five foot three and barely one hundred and twenty pounds, no one could accuse Evan of being an imposing figure. “Yes…” he mumbled into the phone, “got two virgin eighteen year olds all lined up.”

Pandora’s nose wrinkled in disgust as she stared at short blond pervert that was her current boss. It was amazing how someone as diminutive as Evan managed to be such a huge sleaze ball.

Finally, Evan concluded his business and hung up the phone. “Decided to join us did you?” He said meanly.

“I’m sorry Evan…” Pandora started but stopped when he held one hand up dismissively.

“I don’t want to hear excuses.” He said with a sour look , “We’re behind enough already because of you.”

Biting her lip, Pandora stared back at him resentfully as he picked up a call sheet. “Hercules and Desmond are doing a scene with Honey right now.” Evan huffed, “Go get yourself ready. We’ll be filming you next.”

Pandora nodded. “Who will I be with?”

Evan grinned and suddenly her stomach lurched. “You’ll be bottoming for Candace.”

Pandora’s mouth hung open in disbelief. She never worked with another transsexual. She was always put with men. Evan knew that. Everybody knew that!

“I must have misheard you.” She stammered. “Who?”

Evan looked like he was really enjoying himself. “You will be. Bottoming. For. Candace.” He said slowly and succinctly.

Wide eyed, Pandora goggled at Evan. He wanted her to what? With Candace? No!

One look across the room at that smugly amused face told her that Candace had already been fully aware of this little plot twist.

“No! I will not!” Pandora declared heatedly.

Not just no, but hell no! There was no way the tall brunette was getting her grubby paws on Pandora if she could help it! Not only did they hate each other with a passion but Candace was fucking hung, her dick was at least ten inches soft and as thick as Pandora’s wrist.

Evans beady little eyes narrowed into barely visible slits. “You’ll do what I pay you to do.” He snapped.

Why was this happening to her? He couldn’t really expect she’d go along with it. Everyone knew she and Candace couldn’t stand each other.

This was just NOT on…. Pandora’s eyes nearly crossed just from imagining how a spiteful Candace might skewer her tender little asshole. The bitch would try to hurt her on purpose!

Pandora was almost positive that Candace was the one that had slipped ben-gay in her preparation H anal wipes on the set of their last DVD together. Talk about having a hot ass! If Pandora had farted just then, she probably could have taken out a whole city block with the resultant explosion, but even that would feel like a walk in the park compared to how her tiny hole would be begging for mercy if she was forced to submit to a dominant Candace.

“This isn’t what you pay me to do!” Pandora was on the verge of panic.

“It is now.” Evan said determinedly.

Candace snickered and Pandora glared at her menacingly.

No doubt about it. Candace was a bitch with a capital B.I.T.C.H.

“I wont!” Pandora hissed.

She had also been overheard saying that Pandora had fat ankles. (a lie straight from the pit of hell!)
In other words Candace deserved to die a long, slow and extremely painful death hopefully administered by Pandora herself.

“You will.” Evan countered doggedly.

No fucking way was this happening!

Pandora drew herself up to her full height and looked Evan dead in the eye. “Frankly Evan,” she spat, “you don’t have that much money!”

“Well!” Candace exclaimed haughtily, crossing her arms. “I’ve never been so insulted in all my life!”

“Don’t get out much huh?” drawled Pandora nastily.

“Maybe I don’t have that much money…..” Evan gave her a really creepy smile, “but what I do have is a contract, signed by you Pandora.”

Pandora tried to swallow around the sudden lump in her throat. “Evan… please…”

The creepy smile grew even wider. “Of course… you can refuse….” Just for a moment hope flared. “and I could sue you.”

Oh God! She was actually going to have to do this!