Ying Yang

Ying Yang
Sorry this chapter is not very long. The next chapter will be longer.
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Chapter 2

“Okay what part of time freezing, being able to pluck flies out of midair and hearing voices is normal?” Annie asked pulling Faith into the library.
“Huh? What was the last part?” Faith questions sheepishly rubbing the back of her head and trying to avoid eye contact with the slightly irate looking girl.
Annie picked up a book and cowered behind it. “Just now, you know in the exam, time froze, so in the last five minutes I was able to complete my stupid exam by walking around the room and looking at yours, as a bonus I was able to choke ‘Mr- I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass’ with a fly. When I sat down again a weird creepy dude voice spoke to me and then time started up again”
“Okay, right time froze and you… you looked at my answers!! That’s cheating!” Faith yelled at Annie. The librarian who looked like she could be related to ‘Mr- I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass’ peered around a stack of books giving the two girls a glare that made her look a bit constipated.
“Shhh!” Annie hissed using the book as some type of camouflage.
“Right, after looking at my answers during time freezing some freaky dude spoke to you? - Ok what you are suffering from is temporary insanity which was probably brought on by exam stress. Its fine, I can easily prescribe some herbal tea to sort out your little problem or…”
Annie’s fist emerged from her book shelter which gave Faith a swift punch before it disappeared again.
“I’m not crazy, you got that?!!” Annie glared at Faith.
“Got it” Faith nodded out of intimidation, “Please don’t hurt me” she snivelled.
“So what are you going to do about it Velma?” Annie growled at her friend.
“Med-i-tate?” Faith suggested smiling.
“Wrong!”
“Well… I could some research about the symptoms…” Annie’s fist re-emerged, “sorry, using the ‘evidence’ we have collected”
Annie slowly put the book down onto the table that they sat at, happy with the ‘progress’ that they had made.
“Shit, what time is it?” Annie asked Faith.
“Half-past…”Faith answered looking at the library’s clock.
“Not again! We’re late for band practice!” Annie leapt up sending a tower of books crashing to the floor much to the librarian’s dismay. The cranky librarian started to advance on the disruption aka Annie.
“Quick, leg it!” Annie shrieked as she quickly grabbed Faith’s hands to rush out of the library, whilst the cranky librarian gave them her constipated glare.
They both ran out of the school to Annie’s beloved car, Sparky, laughing all the way. Once they got to Sparky, Annie gave it a kiss.
“Hey Sparky, are you going to behave today?” she asked it getting into the drivers seat. Faith sat next to her.
“You kiss your car?” she asked Annie giving her a weird look.
“You’ll understand when you have a car,” Annie answered.
“You should get a boyfriend- hey that Tabby guy seems nice…” Faith said watching Annie caress the steering wheel.
“What’s that s’pose to mean?” Annie asked ramming the key into the car’s ignition forcefully, making Faith jump.
She turned the key and cursed, “Please Sparky, be nice,” she tried again; ‘Sparky ‘spluttered and hiccupped but remained parked. “Fucking piece of shit, do something- God?” The car spluttered but passed out again. “I don’t need this, Lord… work damn you, Sparky!” impatiently she jabbed the car’s wheel with her forefinger.
As if in unison with the assault on ‘his’ wheel Sparky ‘sparked up!’.
“Since when did you talk to God?” Faith questioned.
“Since he began answering me!” Annie said while driving away gleefully.
“Coo co!” Faith whispered, indicating a bird passing in and out of head, and pointing accusingly at Annie.