Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
44,191
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
The Wolf and the Pig
The wolf stopped by his den to pick up his clipboard and hardhat before he hurried to make his appointment.
When he arrived at his destination he saw the pig was already waiting for him.
\"Hey, Wolf,\" said the little pig. \"Is this really necessary?\"
\"I\'m afraid so,\" said the wolf. \"Your house simply isn\'t up to code.\"
\"How can you say that? I worked very, very hard to build this house,\" said the pig.
\"I\'m sure you did, Pig. But as the official Building Inspector, I can\'t sign off on this structure. It\'ll have to be tagged for demolition.\"
\"Demolition? No! Wolf, come on! Don\'t do this to me! Where am I going to live if you demolish my house?\"
\"Don\'t you have any relatives you can stay with?\"
\"Well, I do have two brothers. But take another look at this house. It\'s perfectly sound!\"
The wolf sighed.
\"Pig, I guess I\'m just going to have to prove it to you. Imagine you\'re at home relaxing in your favorite armchair and reading your favorite novel.\"
\"Yeah?\"
\"Suddenly a powerful windy storm hits these woods and your house of straw is completely blown down!\"
\"No way! No fucking way can a wind be strong enough to do that! I don\'t believe it!\"
\"Stand back, little fella,\" said the Wolf.
He huffed, and he puffed, and that wolf blew the pig\'s straw house down.
The pig stared at the pile of straw that used to be his house.
\"Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Oh, bugger! Oh, damn!\"
\"It\'s better this way, Pig. At least you didn\'t get buried under all that straw.\"
The pig sighed.
\"Guess I\'d better go call on my brother to see if he\'ll take me in.\"
The wolf looked at his clipboard.
\"Whoa.\"
\"What is it, Wolf?\"
\"Is this your brother\'s address?\"
The wolf pointed to the second line on the clipboard note. The pig looked at it.
\"Hey, yeah, that is his house! Wait a second! You\'re not going to tag my brother\'s house for demolition, too, are you?\"
\"It\'s on the list, Pig. Come on. Let\'s go see. Maybe after my inspection I\'ll find I can remove it from the list.\"
They headed down the road toward the home of the pig\'s older brother.
\"Hey, Wolf, I noticed you smell different today.\"
\"What do you mean, Pig?\"
\"Did you get laid? You smell like you stuck your cock in something.\"
\"Well, now that you ask --\"
\"Hot damn! Wolfie got some! Who\'d you fuck? A local she-wolf?\"
\"Uh, no.\"
\"A fox?\"
\"Mmm, no.\"
\"Then who?\"
\"Listen, Pig. If I tell you, do you promise to not laugh or be judgmental?\"
The pig stared at the wolf.
\"Well, okay. Who\'d you fuck? Tell me!\"
\"You know that Little Red Riding Hood whose grandmother lives in the cottage tucked deep in the woods?\"
The pig made a face like he was going to puke.
\"You fucked that old grandmother? That\'s gross! Ewwwww!\"
\"No! No! No! I fucked Red! Little Red Riding Hood!\"
\"Well, that\'s not as gross as fucking the old woman. But, Wolf! She\'s a human! I can\'t believe you fucked a human! Ewwwww! Did it feel weird sticking it in her?\"
\"No. I actually enjoyed it. But I don\'t think she did.\"
\"Why not? Does Red think you\'re beneath her species?\"
\"I mean I raped her.\"
The pig\'s eyes widened.
\"Details, Wolf! I want details! And don\'t leave out anything!\"
\"Pig, we\'re almost at your brother\'s house. How about I wait until you and he are together so I only have to tell this once.\"
\"Okay. Hurry up! Get this inspection over with!\"
They reached the house of the pig\'s older brother. It was a lovely house built of sticks.
When he arrived at his destination he saw the pig was already waiting for him.
\"Hey, Wolf,\" said the little pig. \"Is this really necessary?\"
\"I\'m afraid so,\" said the wolf. \"Your house simply isn\'t up to code.\"
\"How can you say that? I worked very, very hard to build this house,\" said the pig.
\"I\'m sure you did, Pig. But as the official Building Inspector, I can\'t sign off on this structure. It\'ll have to be tagged for demolition.\"
\"Demolition? No! Wolf, come on! Don\'t do this to me! Where am I going to live if you demolish my house?\"
\"Don\'t you have any relatives you can stay with?\"
\"Well, I do have two brothers. But take another look at this house. It\'s perfectly sound!\"
The wolf sighed.
\"Pig, I guess I\'m just going to have to prove it to you. Imagine you\'re at home relaxing in your favorite armchair and reading your favorite novel.\"
\"Yeah?\"
\"Suddenly a powerful windy storm hits these woods and your house of straw is completely blown down!\"
\"No way! No fucking way can a wind be strong enough to do that! I don\'t believe it!\"
\"Stand back, little fella,\" said the Wolf.
He huffed, and he puffed, and that wolf blew the pig\'s straw house down.
The pig stared at the pile of straw that used to be his house.
\"Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! Oh, bugger! Oh, damn!\"
\"It\'s better this way, Pig. At least you didn\'t get buried under all that straw.\"
The pig sighed.
\"Guess I\'d better go call on my brother to see if he\'ll take me in.\"
The wolf looked at his clipboard.
\"Whoa.\"
\"What is it, Wolf?\"
\"Is this your brother\'s address?\"
The wolf pointed to the second line on the clipboard note. The pig looked at it.
\"Hey, yeah, that is his house! Wait a second! You\'re not going to tag my brother\'s house for demolition, too, are you?\"
\"It\'s on the list, Pig. Come on. Let\'s go see. Maybe after my inspection I\'ll find I can remove it from the list.\"
They headed down the road toward the home of the pig\'s older brother.
\"Hey, Wolf, I noticed you smell different today.\"
\"What do you mean, Pig?\"
\"Did you get laid? You smell like you stuck your cock in something.\"
\"Well, now that you ask --\"
\"Hot damn! Wolfie got some! Who\'d you fuck? A local she-wolf?\"
\"Uh, no.\"
\"A fox?\"
\"Mmm, no.\"
\"Then who?\"
\"Listen, Pig. If I tell you, do you promise to not laugh or be judgmental?\"
The pig stared at the wolf.
\"Well, okay. Who\'d you fuck? Tell me!\"
\"You know that Little Red Riding Hood whose grandmother lives in the cottage tucked deep in the woods?\"
The pig made a face like he was going to puke.
\"You fucked that old grandmother? That\'s gross! Ewwwww!\"
\"No! No! No! I fucked Red! Little Red Riding Hood!\"
\"Well, that\'s not as gross as fucking the old woman. But, Wolf! She\'s a human! I can\'t believe you fucked a human! Ewwwww! Did it feel weird sticking it in her?\"
\"No. I actually enjoyed it. But I don\'t think she did.\"
\"Why not? Does Red think you\'re beneath her species?\"
\"I mean I raped her.\"
The pig\'s eyes widened.
\"Details, Wolf! I want details! And don\'t leave out anything!\"
\"Pig, we\'re almost at your brother\'s house. How about I wait until you and he are together so I only have to tell this once.\"
\"Okay. Hurry up! Get this inspection over with!\"
They reached the house of the pig\'s older brother. It was a lovely house built of sticks.