THERE'S NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT

Kitsumekat showed up for our second date wearing  blond wig, a black micro

skirt, and a see through top that showed off her green bra. She looked hot

but that goes without saying.  She slapped me hard for not calling her sooner.

I tried to explain my cellphone had run out of minutes and I had spent all

my money buying her this nice ring I gave her.  She had me drive her to a pawn

shop where she pawned it for twenty dollars.  Then I took her to a really

shitty neighborhood where she bought drugs.

Later we went to the movies. We went to see The Lone Ranger cause she is hot

for Johnny Depp.  It was a great movie.  I held her hand and she picked her

nose with the other  hand.  Thankfully she didn't eat the buggers (I think

she stuck them under our box of popcorn)  Anyhow, we had a great time.  She

said that Johnny Depp made her horny and asked if I could drive her somewhere

safe for us to make out.  I did.  It was great, she even let me feel her up

a little bit...it was  heaven.  Her bubblegum flavored lipstick tasted great!

She said she wanted to go somewhere nice to eat so I took her to Sonic.

She had a shake and tator tots with marinara sauce. She made me promise not

to look while she changed her tampon.  That was a real erection killer but

she said she always wore one and that it wasn't her period.  I asked her

why and she said she just loved the way it felt.  That was pretty weird but

I love her and accept her for what she is...a beautiful but kooky and

adorable sweetie.  

I told her I loved her and she slapped me again.  She said I was a liar

and that nobody loved her but her dad and her pet poodle that had been

dead for eight years.  I slapped her back and we had a pretty good fight

and she started crying.  I felt really bad and gave her a pack of newports

which made her happy again.  We also smoked up all my weed. I made a

suicide can out of a coke can and some aluminum foil.  It kicked my

ass and made her horny.  We had sex...it was great!!!!

later she started crying, saying I had turned her into a whore.  I said

I was sorry but she didn't want anything to do with me ever again.  I

made her feel better by giving her five dollars so she could get a happy

meal on her way to work the next day.  Of course she has no job but that

was beside the point...just like this story.

It was late when I took her home.   Some other guy was there waiting for

her and they drove away all hunched together.  I should have been angry

but I was to tired.  Thats the way it is with her.  Im not saying she is

a slut or anything like that...just different.  She called me the next day

and said she needed help because  her pimp wouldn't bail her out of jail.

Unfortunately I was flat broke but that night I robbed a video store

and got the money, and some cool DVDs too.  I wore my Jimmy Carter mask...

the ears on my Obama mask are to annoying to work in.  Anyhow, I got her

out of jail and later her pimp tried to beat me up.  I used a kung fu

move Kitsumekat taught me and kicked him in the nuts.  I kinda felt

sorry for the poor guy but I rolled him anyway while he lay on the ground

writhing and puking.  He actually seemed like a nice guy and I wondered

how he got mixed up with a chick like Kitsumekat?  Life is a mystery.

I met her later that night and brought her more cigarettes.  They were

the cheap kind and she tried to slap me but I grabbed her writs and

twisted it.  "Look bitch, from now on, I am the man around here," I

said.  Talking like that naturally made her hot and she massaged my

package.  It felt great.  That was all two months ago and I haven't

seen or heard from her since.  However, a friend told me she reads

my blog and thinks fondly of me...   All is not lost!!!


 


My second date with Kitsumekatby meanus