THERE'S NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT

Pussy Katnips was on the prowl again. She was hot, hot as in horny.

She went downtown to the Kitty Katz club hoping to score. In due

time a sexy dude came up and asked if he could buy her a beer. She

said yes.

"Hi, I'm Pussy Katnips," she said.

"Hi, I'm called Zorro," he said.

"Thats a weird name," Pussy replied.

"Actually its short for DeZorro."

"Ok, I get it."

They made small talk for awhile then left to find a nice hotel.

After a few  hours of wild sex, they both lit cigarettes and chatted,

it seemed like the proper time to get to know each other better.

"So what do you do for a living?" Pussy asked.

"I'm unemployed, I have been living off money my late Granny left me

but its pretty much all gone...I have, like forty bucks left to my name

and no job skills."

Pussy shrugged, "you're pretty good in bed, maybe you could find you a

sugar mommy?"

"Could you use some cash...Pussy?"

"Sure, you got an idea or something?"

"I want to rob a bank and I need someone to drive the getaway car for

me."

Pussy was the kind of girl who loved adventure. She took a long draw

on her cigarette and said. "I will do it on one condition."

"And that would be?"

"I want a gun."

"I  have a gun but I'll need it during the robbery...you know, when I

tell those saps to hold their hands up and all that."

"No gun, no pussy," said Pussy.

They argued back and forth for a long time before Zorro finally gave

in. The next morning they drove to the bank but first they stopped at

a Goodwill where Zorro bought a toy gun. "I'll only show the teller

part of it,  hopefully she will be stupid enough to think its a real

gun."

"Right," Pussy replied..."In the meanwhile I will have the real thing

tucked down between my legs, keeping it nice and warm in case any

shooting starts."

Zorro grimaced, "I only have a toy gun, what am i gonna start shooting

with?"

Pussy looked annoyed and lit another cigarette, "That's  your problem

genius...this is your baby, make it work or I'll find another long

dick to tickle my fancy."

Zorro kissed her and went into the bank. A few minutes later he came

running out and jumped in the car. They sped away and parked behind

Wal mart where they switched to Pussy's car and left town.  It was

a clean getaway..they netted 50,012 dollars. Unfortunately someone

had gotten shot.  "How the fuck did that happen?" Pussy asked.

"The Toy gun was actually a real pellet gun, I aimed it at this bitchy

looking old lady and pulled the trigger...I hit her in the left titty."

Pussy frowned, "You bastard, you shot some nice old hole just for fun,

that might have been my grandmother you asshole."

Zorro looked down at his feet..."Im so sorry Pussy."

"Its ok," Pussy finally replied.  "Nobody ever said you were smart Dear.

Tonight you can make it up by eating me...k?"

Zorro nodded and threw the pellet pistol out the window. He reached over

and got  his real gun from between Pussy's legs where it had been kept

nice and warm.

"Nothing like the real thing Baby," Zorro declared. He put the gun

away and started humming a little ditty. Pussy Katnips turned the

radio up to drown out the  horrible racket. They drove a few hours

and checked into a nice hotel. They had a great dinner at McDonalds

and spent the night having sex. Later, Zorro thanked her for he

wonderful blowjob and he complimented  her big tits.

Pussy smiled, she took pride in her tits and her blowjobs. Zorro

was really growing on her, she squeezed his Johnson and kissed him.

That night they snuggled and talked about how to spend the money.

"Lets drive down to Tennessee, I want to see where they make Jack

Daniels whiskey...and we can go to Dollywood, maybe see the Grand Old

Opry...maybe even visit Graceland!" Zorro was giddy with excitement and

so off to Tennessee they went after loading up with booze, weed, pills,

Cheetos, and beer.  On the way Zorro played with his Pussy.

After spending the day in Dollywood, they camped in the Great Smokey

Mountains National Park. While they were sleeping a bear came up

and sniffed around their tent. He licked the strawberry flavored

toenail polish off Pussy's feet. She giggled in her sleep, thinking it

was all a dream about a cross dressing pervert she had know when she

was younger.  He had a foot fetish and a foot long Johnson. Pussy

recalled him fondly. She was rudely awakened when Zorro fired off

his pistol to frighten the annoying bear away. There were actually

two bears, the Momma ran away, leaving behind the tiny little baby

cub. "Oh its so fucking cute," Pussy said.  "Can we keep it?"

"I guess so," Zorro said. "But we can only feed it carrots and grapes

or it will get really big."  Pussy agreed to this. She named the

Bear Harry Dick.  

Pussy Katnips, Zorro, and Harry Dick traveled through Tennessee, Alabama,

North Carolina, and Nevada.  They had a tough run at the Casino and ran

low of cash. Eventually they robbed a couple more banks. "You know, for

a girl you are really good at this," Zorro said.

"I've got experience, I used to help my Dad bump off liquor stores back

in the day." Pussy replied. She even taught Harry Dick how to drive the

getaway car. For a bear, he was a damned good driver...and he was little

because he never had anything to ear except carrots and grapes and an

occasional beer or cheeto.

The trios little Utopia could have gone on forever but Zorro got restless.

"I want to settle down, get a little house and have kids," he told PUssy.

"Are you out of your fucking mind?  I'm not going to let  you tear up this

perfect body of mine having your brats...besides you already got Harry Dick."

Zorro grew agitated. "For you Dick is enough but I'm a man...I need more

than that."

Finally they agreed to rob one more bank and then go their separate ways.

Sad to say Harry Dick got distracted by a hotdog stand and crashed the

getaway car into the police station. The trio was arrested, Harry Dick got

sent to a nice Zoo, Zorro got sent to the big house and Pussy was set free

because she fucked the judge who gave her thirty days probation and 500

dollars. This just goes to show  you, even without Zorro and Harry Dick,

a sexy ass can take a girl a long way in THIS world.


 


Pussy Katnips goes on the runby meanus