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Original - Misc › Non-Fiction/True Stories/Autobiographical
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
52
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7,162
Reviews:
192
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Currently Reading:
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
I hate August...let me count the ways
I swear someone some where has a voodoo dollish and is just stabbing me over and over and over. Sooo want this month to be over.
August 10 – tripped and ripped off my baby toenail from my right toe
-got a wicked sunburn (my own fault)
August 12 - in facial agony, moved to my ear and down my neck.
August 13 – emergency all morning (Cracked 4-7 molar) (probably from when I wiped out and ripped off my toenail)
- regular dentist emergency in pm
August 14 - orthodontic specialist (emergency – sit in the chair, get up wait, sit in the chair, get up and wait – fit me in where he could)
August 15 – chiropractor to fix my neck that now hurt because three men were yanking on my face for two days
August 21 – robbed
August 22 – lost a days pay waiting to CSI to show up ( came at 8:30 p.m.)
August 28 – root canal
August 29 – want to die due to root canal/ have to work instead
August 30 – my front wheels decide to go akimbo downtown as I’m turning. Lovely. Just lovely. Tow truck, right now waiting for the bill.
Yah know, if someone wrote this, none one would believe it. Crap, I really hate AUGUST!!!!!
Now that I'm done venting, I will go back to writing....big sigh.....
August 10 – tripped and ripped off my baby toenail from my right toe
-got a wicked sunburn (my own fault)
August 12 - in facial agony, moved to my ear and down my neck.
August 13 – emergency all morning (Cracked 4-7 molar) (probably from when I wiped out and ripped off my toenail)
- regular dentist emergency in pm
August 14 - orthodontic specialist (emergency – sit in the chair, get up wait, sit in the chair, get up and wait – fit me in where he could)
August 15 – chiropractor to fix my neck that now hurt because three men were yanking on my face for two days
August 21 – robbed
August 22 – lost a days pay waiting to CSI to show up ( came at 8:30 p.m.)
August 28 – root canal
August 29 – want to die due to root canal/ have to work instead
August 30 – my front wheels decide to go akimbo downtown as I’m turning. Lovely. Just lovely. Tow truck, right now waiting for the bill.
Yah know, if someone wrote this, none one would believe it. Crap, I really hate AUGUST!!!!!
Now that I'm done venting, I will go back to writing....big sigh.....