The Rousing Misadventures of Miss Pandora Sparkle
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
24
Views:
23,926
Reviews:
73
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Man Enough?
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Candace and Pandora giggled, and sniggered until they were both breathless and leaning on each other for support. Every time they would almost get themselves under control, one of them would say something stupid; and they would both crack up again. (Although in Pandora’s humble opinion the “Ribbitt!” from Candace was completely uncalled for.)
The tall brunette wiped her eyes on the bandage covering her arm. Candace gave Pandora one of those genuine, heart stopping smiles that the blonde had to admit gave her all sorts of butterflies in her tummy.
“You do know of course, that ill use this to blackmail you for sex for the rest of our natural lives. Don’t you?” Candace wiggled her eyebrows.
Pandora snorted. “Sure you will... Chrysler Lee Baron.”
“Hey!” Candace snickered. “No fair using my own tactics against me!”
“Alls fair in love and war.” Pandora smirked.
“Oh really?” Candace smirked back as she took her hand. “And which is this then? Love.. or war?”
Pandora suddenly found herself at a complete loss for words.
Candace decided to take a little pity on the obviously speechless blonde. “Pandora...” She smiled. “I suppose I do owe you a bit of an explanation. I mean.... you did kind of save me with your kung-fu frying pan.” Sparkling green eyes stared into her own stunned blue ones as Candace continued. “I do have just a teeny weeny confession to make.”
Pandora steeled herself for the worst. With Candace, who knew what it might be?
“You might have noticed that when my brothers showed up they really didn’t ask too many questions about who you were, or what you did for a living or how you knew me.... Well, not any more than they had to for their report anyway.” Pandora nodded. She had found Fred and Ted’s lack of questioning a little surprising. “Well...” Candace squirmed a little. “That might be because I might have mentioned you to them once... or twice... or a few hundred times before.”
All Pandora could do was gape. Candace had told Fred and Ted about her? “When? Why?” She sputtered.
“When? As soon as I met you. Why?” Candace winced. “BecauseIhadcrushonyouandicouldntshutup.”
“Huh?”
“Ummmm...” Candace swallowed hard. “I had a crush on you, and I wouldn’t shut up.”
“But.... You said you liked women.” Pandora accused.
“Pandora.” Candace sighed. “I only said that because of what you said about me never having a chance with you. I mean, put yourself in my shoes for a second. I finally have the girl of my dreams, naked and in my arms and instead of hearing you moaning my name I get, “I don’t date girly men.” She shook her dark head dejectedly. “It just pissed me off royally. Really though... if you haven’t noticed that I love dick by now; then you just haven’t been paying attention Miss Kermit Sparkle.”
Candace said the last bit with a perfectly straight face and Pandora was left wondering once again how it was possible to want to kiss someone, and smack the living hell out of them at the same time.
“And then of course...” Candace wrinkled her nose. “I got to meet your idea of the perfect man, and I must say that the fact that you would have preferred a psycho with a jar fetish over me didn’t do much for my ego at all.”
“My perfect man.” Pandora gave Candace a curious look. “You know, it really is interesting that you would put it that way.....”
“And why is that?” Candace looked resigned to the rejection she thought was coming. “Pray do tell.”
“Because, the whole time that that asshole was standing there screaming all of those horrible things at you; the one thought to go through my head.... ” Pandora abruptly pushed Candace back on the couch, and gracefully straddled her lap. “Was....” Her lips hovered just a whisper away from the brunettes. “She’s more man than you’ll ever be.”
:::::::::::*whispers* Theres going to be lots of hot kinky, monkey sex next chapter. Dont tell anybody. :::::::
Candace and Pandora giggled, and sniggered until they were both breathless and leaning on each other for support. Every time they would almost get themselves under control, one of them would say something stupid; and they would both crack up again. (Although in Pandora’s humble opinion the “Ribbitt!” from Candace was completely uncalled for.)
The tall brunette wiped her eyes on the bandage covering her arm. Candace gave Pandora one of those genuine, heart stopping smiles that the blonde had to admit gave her all sorts of butterflies in her tummy.
“You do know of course, that ill use this to blackmail you for sex for the rest of our natural lives. Don’t you?” Candace wiggled her eyebrows.
Pandora snorted. “Sure you will... Chrysler Lee Baron.”
“Hey!” Candace snickered. “No fair using my own tactics against me!”
“Alls fair in love and war.” Pandora smirked.
“Oh really?” Candace smirked back as she took her hand. “And which is this then? Love.. or war?”
Pandora suddenly found herself at a complete loss for words.
Candace decided to take a little pity on the obviously speechless blonde. “Pandora...” She smiled. “I suppose I do owe you a bit of an explanation. I mean.... you did kind of save me with your kung-fu frying pan.” Sparkling green eyes stared into her own stunned blue ones as Candace continued. “I do have just a teeny weeny confession to make.”
Pandora steeled herself for the worst. With Candace, who knew what it might be?
“You might have noticed that when my brothers showed up they really didn’t ask too many questions about who you were, or what you did for a living or how you knew me.... Well, not any more than they had to for their report anyway.” Pandora nodded. She had found Fred and Ted’s lack of questioning a little surprising. “Well...” Candace squirmed a little. “That might be because I might have mentioned you to them once... or twice... or a few hundred times before.”
All Pandora could do was gape. Candace had told Fred and Ted about her? “When? Why?” She sputtered.
“When? As soon as I met you. Why?” Candace winced. “BecauseIhadcrushonyouandicouldntshutup.”
“Huh?”
“Ummmm...” Candace swallowed hard. “I had a crush on you, and I wouldn’t shut up.”
“But.... You said you liked women.” Pandora accused.
“Pandora.” Candace sighed. “I only said that because of what you said about me never having a chance with you. I mean, put yourself in my shoes for a second. I finally have the girl of my dreams, naked and in my arms and instead of hearing you moaning my name I get, “I don’t date girly men.” She shook her dark head dejectedly. “It just pissed me off royally. Really though... if you haven’t noticed that I love dick by now; then you just haven’t been paying attention Miss Kermit Sparkle.”
Candace said the last bit with a perfectly straight face and Pandora was left wondering once again how it was possible to want to kiss someone, and smack the living hell out of them at the same time.
“And then of course...” Candace wrinkled her nose. “I got to meet your idea of the perfect man, and I must say that the fact that you would have preferred a psycho with a jar fetish over me didn’t do much for my ego at all.”
“My perfect man.” Pandora gave Candace a curious look. “You know, it really is interesting that you would put it that way.....”
“And why is that?” Candace looked resigned to the rejection she thought was coming. “Pray do tell.”
“Because, the whole time that that asshole was standing there screaming all of those horrible things at you; the one thought to go through my head.... ” Pandora abruptly pushed Candace back on the couch, and gracefully straddled her lap. “Was....” Her lips hovered just a whisper away from the brunettes. “She’s more man than you’ll ever be.”
:::::::::::*whispers* Theres going to be lots of hot kinky, monkey sex next chapter. Dont tell anybody. :::::::