The Rousing Misadventures of Miss Pandora Sparkle
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
24
Views:
23,925
Reviews:
73
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Kermit?
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Candace gently pulled a still snickering Pandora up out of her chair, and over to the couch so that they were sitting side by side. “You see.” She said smugly. “I told you that you would smile and laugh again.”
“No fair.” Pandora giggled uncontrollably. “You used a secret weapon.
The tall brunette smirked. “I suppose I did at that.”
Pandora grinned from ear to ear. “Leave it to you to fight dirty.”
“Whatever works I say." Candace was completely unrepentant. "I’ve always hated my name, but if I can use it to make you smile I think I might learn to like it a little more.”
The blonde blushed beautifully. “It is an unusual name. I think that Chrysler is kind of cute though."
“Cute.” Candace snorted. “Yeah, I’m sure you can just imagine how cute it was on the first day of school when they did roll call. The whole assembly died laughing when they called my name.”
Pandora nodded sympathetically. “It was also one of my obnoxious older brothers favorite things to tease me about when I was little.” Candace continued. “It certainly didn’t help that we had one sitting out in the driveway either. As a matter of fact, they brought me home from the hospital in a Chrysler Lebaron.”
She couldn’t help it. Pandora giggled again. “Did the kids at school give you a hard time about it?”
“Strangely enough no. Fred and Ted beat the hell out of anyone who ever picked on me.” Candace grinned. “I think they saw torturing me as their job, and heaven help anyone else who tried it.”
Pandora chuckled. “They weren’t too awful about it were they?”
“Not really.” Candace said. “If they got too far out of line, they knew I would run and squeal to my sister Titi; and then their identical asses would be in identical slings.”
“Titi?” Your sisters name is Titi Baron?" Pandora said incredulously .
“Short for Titania." The brunette snickered. "My oldest sibling. She was five when the twins were born and seven when I was, so she pretty much ran things around our house.... Well, when our parents weren’t around anyway.” Candace smiled. “Fred and Ted both knew better than to tangle with her. She was fierce when she got mad, and I was her baby.”
“Fierce must run in the family.” Pandora grinned. “I swear I would never have believed the twins could move as fast as they did when you jumped up from the couch.”
Candace smirked. “They know an ass kicking when they see one coming.”
“Chrysler Lee Baron.” Pandora sighed, lost in thought. “Your name is almost as bad as mine.” Then she clamped both hands over her mouth. Did she just say that out loud?
Must have done she thought, because Candace was now eyeing her curiously.
“What is your name then?” The brunette cocked one dark eyebrow.
Pandora shook her head vehemently no.
“Oh yes.” Candace purred, and started stalking her down the couch as she tried to wriggle away. “I told you mine. Fair is fair.”
All she got was a muffled. “Uh uh!” From behind Pandora’s hands.
“Come on now.” Candace leered, and ran her fingertips up under the bathrobe to graze Pandora’s thigh. “Don’t make me take drastic measures to get it out of you.”
“Eep!" Pandora squeaked as those knowing fingers caressed her inner thigh, and continued to climb. Wide eyed she grabbed for the hem of her robe to protect her virtue, leaving her mouth completely vulnerable to attack.
Which was exactly what Candace had been after the whole time. She slid one arm around the blondes waist to pull her close, and claimed those sweet pink lips in a scorching kiss that left them both trembling and panting for breath.
“Wilbur Kermit.” Pandora confessed with a gasp as Candace started nibbling her earlobe.
“Huh?” A dazed Candace ceased her nibbling to blink at her in confusion. She had completely forgotten about the name thing as soon as their lips touched.
“Wilbur Kermit Crane.” Pandora said with a wide grin. “That’s my original name.”
“Wilbur?“ Candace stared at her wide eyed. “Kermit?”
“I was named after the pig in “Charlotte’s Web.” Pandora bit her bottom lip. “and a frog that was in love with a pig.”
Candace sat back, still gaping. “What kind of drugs was your mom taking?”
“None.” Pandora shook her head. “No excuse whatsoever.” She giggled. “She said she thought my name was, and I quote; “Both romantic and poetic." Personally, I’ve always thought that she’s just a closet sadist.”
There was a quiet moment where they just sat and gazed at each other in amazement, then abruptly they both burst out laughing again.
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Candace gently pulled a still snickering Pandora up out of her chair, and over to the couch so that they were sitting side by side. “You see.” She said smugly. “I told you that you would smile and laugh again.”
“No fair.” Pandora giggled uncontrollably. “You used a secret weapon.
The tall brunette smirked. “I suppose I did at that.”
Pandora grinned from ear to ear. “Leave it to you to fight dirty.”
“Whatever works I say." Candace was completely unrepentant. "I’ve always hated my name, but if I can use it to make you smile I think I might learn to like it a little more.”
The blonde blushed beautifully. “It is an unusual name. I think that Chrysler is kind of cute though."
“Cute.” Candace snorted. “Yeah, I’m sure you can just imagine how cute it was on the first day of school when they did roll call. The whole assembly died laughing when they called my name.”
Pandora nodded sympathetically. “It was also one of my obnoxious older brothers favorite things to tease me about when I was little.” Candace continued. “It certainly didn’t help that we had one sitting out in the driveway either. As a matter of fact, they brought me home from the hospital in a Chrysler Lebaron.”
She couldn’t help it. Pandora giggled again. “Did the kids at school give you a hard time about it?”
“Strangely enough no. Fred and Ted beat the hell out of anyone who ever picked on me.” Candace grinned. “I think they saw torturing me as their job, and heaven help anyone else who tried it.”
Pandora chuckled. “They weren’t too awful about it were they?”
“Not really.” Candace said. “If they got too far out of line, they knew I would run and squeal to my sister Titi; and then their identical asses would be in identical slings.”
“Titi?” Your sisters name is Titi Baron?" Pandora said incredulously .
“Short for Titania." The brunette snickered. "My oldest sibling. She was five when the twins were born and seven when I was, so she pretty much ran things around our house.... Well, when our parents weren’t around anyway.” Candace smiled. “Fred and Ted both knew better than to tangle with her. She was fierce when she got mad, and I was her baby.”
“Fierce must run in the family.” Pandora grinned. “I swear I would never have believed the twins could move as fast as they did when you jumped up from the couch.”
Candace smirked. “They know an ass kicking when they see one coming.”
“Chrysler Lee Baron.” Pandora sighed, lost in thought. “Your name is almost as bad as mine.” Then she clamped both hands over her mouth. Did she just say that out loud?
Must have done she thought, because Candace was now eyeing her curiously.
“What is your name then?” The brunette cocked one dark eyebrow.
Pandora shook her head vehemently no.
“Oh yes.” Candace purred, and started stalking her down the couch as she tried to wriggle away. “I told you mine. Fair is fair.”
All she got was a muffled. “Uh uh!” From behind Pandora’s hands.
“Come on now.” Candace leered, and ran her fingertips up under the bathrobe to graze Pandora’s thigh. “Don’t make me take drastic measures to get it out of you.”
“Eep!" Pandora squeaked as those knowing fingers caressed her inner thigh, and continued to climb. Wide eyed she grabbed for the hem of her robe to protect her virtue, leaving her mouth completely vulnerable to attack.
Which was exactly what Candace had been after the whole time. She slid one arm around the blondes waist to pull her close, and claimed those sweet pink lips in a scorching kiss that left them both trembling and panting for breath.
“Wilbur Kermit.” Pandora confessed with a gasp as Candace started nibbling her earlobe.
“Huh?” A dazed Candace ceased her nibbling to blink at her in confusion. She had completely forgotten about the name thing as soon as their lips touched.
“Wilbur Kermit Crane.” Pandora said with a wide grin. “That’s my original name.”
“Wilbur?“ Candace stared at her wide eyed. “Kermit?”
“I was named after the pig in “Charlotte’s Web.” Pandora bit her bottom lip. “and a frog that was in love with a pig.”
Candace sat back, still gaping. “What kind of drugs was your mom taking?”
“None.” Pandora shook her head. “No excuse whatsoever.” She giggled. “She said she thought my name was, and I quote; “Both romantic and poetic." Personally, I’ve always thought that she’s just a closet sadist.”
There was a quiet moment where they just sat and gazed at each other in amazement, then abruptly they both burst out laughing again.
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