The MILF and The Mexican

He starts up the engine and they continue on the journey. The chatter turns to questions about the prospective employees and he tells her that he has managed to organise transport for 7 of them to the farm and they should be waiting there by the time they reach the premises. She asks for more details and he tells her that they are all in great physical shape because they are used to manual labour on farms and construction sites and some even have experience of hard labour in prison! Her eyes widen in shock and he laughs at her expression telling her not to worry as they weren’t imprisoned for physical assaults just minor misdemeanours like theft and robberies.  He mentions that Carlos is 24 years old and is a 6ft tall, Tomas is 26 and stands at 5ft 11 in height, Raul is the baby of the group at 23, but is a whopping 6ft 2, Diego is 27, 6ft tall and is a former inmate, so he is dark and dangerous, Juan is 25 and is 5 ft 10 in height, Javier is 27, 6ft 1 tall and the ‘old man’ of the group at 29 is Miguel who is 5ft 11 and has also done a little time.  The Mexican mentions that none of these boys know much English, but they understand sign language pretty well, then winking at her, he says that with all the Spanish lessons he is giving her – they’ve escalated to daily from the original twice a week – she should be able to communicate with her crew in no time at all. Satisfied that he has chosen wisely she leans back against the seat and grins like a Cheshire cat thinking of how great life is and how it can only get better.

A little while later, they make their way down the dirt road that leads to the farm, in the distance she can see the farm house, a couple of outbuildings and the vast fields as well as a huge farm dam. Excited at the prospect of getting the farm working again, she bounces up and down on the seat like a little child. Pulling up into the driveway at the hacienda, he brings the SUV to a stop in a cloud of dust. The 7 workers that were leaning against the wall of the house move forward to greet them. In Spanish he directs them to start unloading the trailer that was hitched to the SUV and the 7 eager beavers get straight to work unpacking the boxes of coveralls,  farming implements, construction materials and other goods that will be needed. He asks her where she wants the goods to be stored and she instructs him to move all of it to the big barn except the food and refreshments that need to be taken inside the farm house and he conveys this to the crew that nod in understanding and get to work immediately.

She notices as they pass her that they all smell rather sweaty and she wrinkles her nose and mentions to The Mexican that fresh sweat on a man is okay, but these brothers are kind of stinking to high heaven and that it’s making her gag and as he knows, the only gagging she likes doing is on his meat, so she’d appreciate him telling these boys that they will need to clean up their acts if they are going to be working for her.  She’s pleased that she bought that job lot of coveralls at a salvage sale because those would sure be handy now and with that thought in mind, she reaches into her purse and retrieves her retractable tape measure as she will need to take a couple of statistics in order to kit her crew out.

Bemused, The Mexican asks her what she’s thinking of doing with that tape measure and she tells him that she needs to make sure that the clothing fits the boys properly because it’s not easy working in something that chafes or is constricting. She tells him that she wants them go into the house, take a shower and then turf all those smelly clothes and once they’re done they are to come back and stand in Indian file in their underwear only and she will take the necessary measurements.

He relays this information to the men and they seem a little taken aback, but follow his instructions and file towards the bathroom, clutching bars of soap and towels that Mrs M has so kindly provided. She proceeds to unpack her stock of coveralls, while the boys clean up and holds a set up against her body and asks The Mexican what he thinks she look like. He responds that she’d be one sexy momma in those work clothes and he’d plough her field any time and she laughs and says, he may just need to get his plough out sooner rather than later and she walks off swinging her hips and making her fat ass jiggle under those jeans.