The Crude Aventures of Billy

I think i've done it finally, I've edited and re-edited until the cows came home I swear. When I originally put this up, it was kind of premature. So this is my work in progress. I think I kind of like it now.
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When he came to, Billy found himself alone, in a dark room. The room in itself was not very interesting except for the fact the Billy had no inclination of how he ever got to be there. He didn’t feel any pain and was not scared exactly, but where was he?

This was not home, he could tell by the smell, or rather the absence of it. There was absolutely none what so ever. Was that even possible? The surface where he was placed was flat and comfortable, but did not yield to the touch. He placed his hand lightly over the surface, exploring every square inch. There was no unevenness or even a wrinkle to be had. The bed was perfect, hell there wasn’t any kind of heat transference.

Billy was amazed, still not believing what was right in front of him. At first he thought he was in some kind of hospital, but the lack of people hustling about and strange sensation of motion gave him the unwelcome thought that he was not anywhere of any kind of familiarity. Loneliness did nothing for the human soul, so Billy decided it was high time to do some exploring. It would have been interesting, except for the lack of light, still it didn’t deter our protagonist none. As soon as his feet touched the ground the lights turned on or rather glowed through the interior walls. They were not harsh but gave the room the feel of natural twilight.

Billy was more than a little disturbed with the surroundings, yes this was a room, any idiot could discern it from a hole in the ground, but what he never anticipated was how smooth all the surfaces were, and doors, well there was none within sight. This was probably what scared him the most; there was literally no way to escape.

It had probably been hours and hours since he’d used the bathroom and since nothing in this room could be used in the manner of holding his waste by-products he was going to have to resort and fast. There is much discomfort in going where one was forbidden to go; his bladder on the other hand could care less. So he found a corner and committed himself to the act, making sure it was as far from the bed as he could get. Billy is a self described pig, but even he could never stand the smell of his own castings. Doing the shake he tucks himself back into his pants, just missing another chance at embarrassment.

Someone, or rather something had entered his room just as he had finished his deed. This thing moved toward Billy with deliberate slowness, not to scare him. Fear was the furthest thing on our protagonists mind, for he eyed the visitor with amusement. This whole scenario, was some kind of hoax right? Still the situation was of a serious nature, one that would never be repeated in history books. First meetings were supposed to be honourable and first reactions were to be quite agreeable without the slightest hitch, or so one thought. Billy, who was not so refined in the way of manners, if asked would never admit to fucking up on his first encounter, but let’s just say there was nothing smooth about his… ah meeting. The host spoke softly in the attempt to start a friendly conversation, but is taken a back when Billy started to laugh.

“What is it Halloween already, I think you’re a few months ahead” a wide grin adorning Billy’s slightly crooked incisors.

“My name is Kwibbit, I am from planet Quim and you are a guest aboard this ship”
“No seriously?” Billy replies, his smile turning lopsided. Had he been on earth, the first thing he’d have done would be to inform the whole neighbourhood that this person was really a nut case; but since he didn’t exactly know where he was, he thought he’d better listen to this, well he wasn’t exactly sure what it was, but the closest thing he could possibly think of was an ordinary domesticated cat. A big cat that is: one with a cute set of whiskers and a mane of an impossibly shiny purple hue. Still the face was human enough not to dismiss the possibility of some real amazing makeup work, Billy cocked his head to the side still trying to decide just where the makeup ended and the real flesh began. Hmm, maybe it would be better to just follow along and see?

Now not being much of a pet person the perplexed human was apprehensive and maybe a little intimidated until he saw that slight curl of the lips, two tiny pointed teeth appeared indenting the plump lower lip, it looked well… sexier then hell. White on red just looked so seductive to the wandering eye, especially when attached to something so other worldly.

Focus.

Hell like that was going to happen, she had somehow drifted even closer invading his personal space, not that Billy minded in the least. His thoughts drifted somewhat thinking that this was some kind of made up scenario maybe a space epic porn. Yeah, that’s it, oh he could hardly wait to see himself on a TV screen, but still…he peered around the room nervously searching for the cameras and frowned slightly when he couldn’t see any.

There was a sigh, and Billy’s head snapped back his eyes yet again darting up and down the full length of that wonderful alien body.

He felt a twitch down in his nether regions, yep, there was no denying it; his penis wanted to make its welcoming solute. Billy’s storm grey eyes widened in surprise. That kind of reaction made him want to rethink the whole pet thing especially the leather collar and leash bondage crap; that definitely held some disturbing possibilities…

Shaking his head the young man tried to clear his mind, still those dirty thoughts just kept resurfacing, it was distracting, much like the sweaty palms he insistently wiped against his jeans or the tickle that lingered at the back of his throat. Wait, when did the heat get turned right up?

Kwibbit was definitely unique, it had large ears that perked up and rotated to the tiniest of sound, skin that was rather multicoloured, with lines and zigg zags and a long thick tail that twitched with mild interest. Kwibbit's best feature by far was his/ her eyes. They were a dazzling sky blue with a shock of yellow rimming around large but slitted black pupils. Billy looked at and into those eyes, but found himself entranced. He’d never seen such beauty, they were so round and enormous they’d pretty much took up the entire
face. Billy was sure he was looking into the face of a female and if he wasn’t mistaken he swore she took his hesitation as a cue of sexual interest.

Thump, thump.

He was somehow flattered by the attention, though caution held his tongue on that subject.

“So you say we are on some sort of ship, well that would make you an alien huh? He looked upon her with expectation, or obsession, not that he was exactly willing to admit it.

“Yes that would be correct”. She nodded in a curt formal manner. Hmm this didn’t exactly come across as a come to me kind greeting. Billy’s smile faded as he tried yet again to assess the situation. He was yet again confused, had he been wrong? It seemed like his intuition had not only taken a detour but had literally smacked into a brick wall. Still it had been one hell of an exercise in futility. After all Billy never had that kind of luck with the ladies, he had to work for that kind of easy response. At least he’d had some kind of restraint before he’d made a complete ass of himself.

“Then how’d you know how to, you know, talk, I speak English, all my life in fact and I still never get it right.”

“We have been here many times before, there are those who are agents the sweeks; they get disguises and go down on your planet. They get human jobs and live in human dwellings until they are recalled by the Shobi. When they come back they bring much knowledge on your species. However, you have had a translator installed in your head so I may be speaking something in my native tongue, to you it sounds like English. She was strange, no denying it, but then again Billy couldn’t begin to find a flaw in her answer; after all he’d seen star trek more times than he’d care to admit. He’d started to think maybe he had somehow got caught up in a dream of sorts. Yet he just didn’t want to wake up just yet. Still thinking on it, didn’t she just beat around the bush or what?

“So what are you going to do with me, give me the probe and send me on my way. God everyone would just be so jealous, nobody I know has never been abducted before.

“No, you are not going back, seems the quim have decided to eradicate Earth. She replied in a matter of fact tone, in fact she almost sounded kind of bored. Billy blinked hearing but not really understanding, it took a moment before what she said really took hold.

“What?” His eyes grew wide with surprise.

“The planet is sick, there may only be about twenty-five more earth years before all living creatures cease to exist. Why make them suffer? We have collected genetic data from most living things on your world, so there is very little loss on your part.

‘Wait; what the fuck!’

“How’d you figure that, I’m going to lose everything that matters including my friends and family and you think that is alright? I have a brother Jerry, whom I don’t like too much, but I’d never wish this on him…Wait a minute, he took my wallet last year, well he’s the exception. He could die tomorrow for all I care. But please, don’t kill earth, it’s all I know...So when is this going to happen anyhow?

“I’m not really sure; soon, sometimes the higher ups could put these things off for a few years. It depends on the demand, the worlds united really like to make a big party out of a planet destruct. Cameras are planted in the best locations and who ever bids the highest gets the best coverage.”

“So… this is a game?”

“Not really,” She replied nodding her head for emphasis.

“Then why am I here?”

“We need the point of view of the most intelligent species on your planet, so we have abducted a small group to represent your world. Billy’s eyes widened slightly, surprised that he could even be considered for such an…opportunity, still something nagged at the back of his mind.

“But why me?”

“Why not?” The question though innocent in intent hung in the air so full of potent power. Billy considered it, frowning, he closed his eyes still thinking, before trusting himself to answer truthfully.

“I’m not what one would call skilled in the manner of speaking, I’ve never held a job for more than a month and I’m pretty sure I can’t live without my beer. It would be a waste of time to have me here; I think I would rather go back and face destruction.” He said it, not really sure how much he was putting on the line, but really how much could this cat woman do anyway?

“I can’t do that, it would be against the prime directive, you know too much already.”

“So, who’s going to listen to someone like me, not like anyone cares what I think?” It was true; a man of Billy’s calibre was not ever taken seriously. No one thought all that much of him, in the scheme of things he was just a no body. Yet the idea of having some kind of value no matter how fictional was a little bit of an ego stroke. He wondered just how far he could take it.

“You’ve been modified, there is no way we can risk this type of exposure”

“Modified, how?” He had a sinking feeling at the pit of his stomach; it didn’t look like he was going home any time soon.

“Your lungs have been changed to accept this ships atmosphere and there was repair work to some inner organs, the liver I believe had the most damage and your heart was not up to standard as well as some other minor work. These repairs have cost much in time and effort, you owe a lot of credit, there’s no way you are going back. You have many years of service ahead of you.” She replied, noting a slight sag in the shoulders and frowned.

“So am I some sort of slave?” Billy inquired.

“No, but you will have to work to earn your keep, the more work you do the less time you will be held to contract, the pay is minimal and you will be looked down upon as you are a saved creature, but you will be alive and you will eventually be able to mate.

“So they touched my boys.”

“I don’t understand what you mean.”

“I’m talking about my balls.” Billy pointed down, towards his bulging crotch, strange she regarded him with very little reaction, that was something he never seen before. In fact, there was a questioning look in those eyes.

“Your sexual organs; yes. Since you are on a contract basis you will not be able to proliferate, it is a law that is taking seriously.”

“How about sex, is it off limits?”

“No, as far as we can tell all the humans we have collected are very healthy.”

“So you’re saying that I can ask you maybe?” Billy had been surprised by his own reasoning, after all sex wasn’t something to bring up to a complete stranger, his proposal shocked even him.

“Ask me what?

“If you would consider having sex with me?” Kwibbit blinked, still uncertain of the meaning, when it dawned on her.

“Oh” Her face became conveniently blank. Suddenly nervous Billy wasn’t exactly sure what to think, for all he knew this kind of thing was a taboo of sorts; he swallowed hard. Damn, why couldn’t he keep this stuff to himself?

“This was only a theoretical question, don’t answer” Shame made Billy blush, still she was within his personal space which triggered unintentional arousal. He held his breath, waiting for eventual rejection.

“In truth I would be honoured.” She smiled provocatively and still managed to look adorable, like some playful kitten just finding out its tail was an extension of itself.

“I didn’t mean it.” Billy could feel his resolve crumble into uncertainty; he was no longer sure if he could hold his own under her intense gaze. His disbelief followed up with a hint of anxiety made him feel kind of strange, and yet there was this beautiful entity right in front of him just practically throwing herself at him and he was not with it. Hot damn he should be castrated on the spot for being so prudish.

“We could do it right now, nobody would know the difference.” She reached out and brushed his right hand with just her finger tips, it was such a small thing, hardly anything at all, but Billy could just barely catch his breath. Her touch sent chills down his spine. He could hardly believe his ears, this seemed a little too easy and though Billy was not by any depth a clever man, he’d been around Tom long enough to know something about hidden agendas.

“I’m not interested” He sputtered, almost two octaves higher than normal.

“Are you not a little curious? This time she grinned, her eyes filled with amusement; Billy fidgeted on the spot, still wavering between reluctance and eager anticipation he swallowed hard. She was waiting, no doubt about it and Billy was… stalling when did that happen? His gaze fell; floor bound momentarily a safe haven from her… temptation. He just needed some time to think and yet the moment his eyes left hers she had somehow slipped further into his personal space, her fingers now lightly stroking his cheek. The ploy worked, distraction brought his gaze back to her, she could see the fire in those eyes, and how they burned with feverish intensity. But the question remained was he willing to surrender?

“I don’t know the first thing about you, I like to a least share some kind of memories with the person I’m about to fuck.” In truth Billy was struck dumb by the opportunity of going where no man had gone before; still he was confused by her demeanour. Any woman that he knew never really gave herself away without processing the risk, not unless her mind was inhibited by some mind altering substance. This unlikely turn of events made him wonder what he was really up against. Yet his suspicions were silenced by that other part of him the one that remembered when he was last locked in the embrace of a willing participant. After all it had been months since his last sexual encounter. Kwibbit was at least willing and she wasn’t in the category of ugly, just different. Different is good right? The said alien started to fiddle with her clothing, this was the first time Billy noticed her uniform. It consisted of loose fitting pants and a stark black tunic like top, hemmed just above the knees and was belted at the waist with some type of silky purple scarf. It was from here she retrieved an item of interest.

“Here take this.”

“What is this?”

“My Traku, it holds all that is dear to me.”

“I can’t take this. It had been placed in his hands despite all his protests, Billy was too shocked to just hand it back.

The device was not much different than a rubber ball; it was warm to the touch and changed colours at random. The thought had crossed Billy’s mind was that it might even bounce if dropped, he stayed his hand though temptation was running rampant. Still unsure of the offering he was at a loss for words, how could this hold something that is so dear to this person? This felt a little like a hoax, but wasn’t this whole thing little more than a dream?

“What is this?” He raised an eyebrow in consideration.

“Here hold out your hands like this.” Kwibbit reached for his hands, Billy hesitated still ill at ease with the proposition. He was fearful of looking like a complete idiot, so he surrendered, giving the alien his full attention.

“It’s ok I want to show you how it works, it won’t hurt, I promise.”

“Are you sure, I mean you don’t have cooties or nothing, do you?” The creature made a strange gurgling sound; it took Billy a moment to realize that Kwibbit was actually laughing at him. He went red with embarrassment. As a last ditch effort to redeem himself, Billy was the first to make his move. To his surprise, Kwibbit had soft hands; they felt velvety smooth and were quite delicate in form.

If he wasn’t sure before he was now convinced this alien was definitely female. To make matters worse, he felt the heat of attraction crashing through. The closeness made his already rapidly beating heart ach with longing. This was not a good scenario, not when control was so fleeting.

The ball glowed between their clasped hands, soon his hands were held just above his head. This was when everything changed, before now Billy could see many colours flashing before his eyes and felt a hundred different emotions all the more vivid and very much alien. He thought he could see images and realized that these were her memories; he couldn’t grasp onto anything substantial and felt the power of emotion drown him out. It was all too much,

Billy had no control left and just let her guide him through. She pulled him closer until their bodies touched and each could feel the others heart beat. The devise pulsed synchronizing both into the same rapid rhythm.

How strange, Billy’s eyes never seemed to leave hers and yet for the life of him he just couldn’t figure where he was exactly, like he wasn’t really anywhere. It was kind of nice, just floating letting reality just slip away for a while. That’s when Kwibbit took advantage, by pulling him closer until their lips brushed.

Licking her lips experimentally, she smiled before diving back in, this time plunging into the depths of that heated cavern. Her tongue explored his mouth, winding and intertwining with Billy’s. The pull of his lips was seductive and oh so sweet though she was careful not to get too carried away, unlike Billy she had the added hazard of sharp pointy teeth. Yet the thought of making him bleed was kind of hot, still in her mind she wanted to keep it clean… if only for this time.

Though the human had been spaced out, he hadn’t exactly become a non thinking automaton and was quite happy to participate. Leaning into her kiss, he pushed his body forward, grinding his still fully clothed erection into the alien’s strong resistance. She met each thrust with one of her own, careful not to become over balanced and send them both hurtling head over heels on to the floor.

Height wise both human and Quim were pretty much on par, except Billy was maybe a little broader in the shoulders. She wasn’t exactly sure how to evaluate just how beautiful the said alien before her was but she did like his hair it was both darker and longer, than the rest of the men that had been captured so far. It curled haphazardly around those cute little ears and down past his shoulders. It was much too long even for crew standards and yet for some unknown reason no one had bothered to shave it, not that it concerned her much, she rather liked it and hoped that he would be able to keep it. The hair on the face was another matter completely, while all Quim did have a light kind of fur covering pretty much the entire body, it was more the consistency of peach fuzz with the exception of the mane. This course hair was something of a fascination for Kwibbit, she let her fingers follow the natural direction of growth then just as suddenly changed direction, catching the hard bristles with the edge of her nails she smiled slightly before abandoning the scruffy beard in favour for what she really wanted to touch, his hair.

Kwibbit grasped the ends with her finger tips finding purchase within those soft tangles, she twisted them in circles down to the roots all while holding firm to Billy’s hands and that Traku ball what ever the hell it was.

Billy winced but accepted her embrace even as she pulled his head gently to the side to shower him with light butterfly kisses. Her lips were soft and provided a slightly cooler reprieve from his overly heated skin. Just as suddenly as she started she stopped causing Billy to keen in an audible frustration. Was this it? It couldn’t be over, not when his blood pulsed loudly in his ears, thrumming fast enough to keep two heads dancing. Ohh those beautiful lips, how perfect they felt against such sensitive skin, but Billy knew in the back of his mind where he really wanted them; he shifted uncomfortably against a raging erection.

Now was not the time to bring up something as mundane as a muscle spasm, not when he was getting free entertainment with no strings attached. He couldn’t get a better deal; still he had to bite his lip, to keep from spewing out waves of discontent which would no doubt be an instant mood killer.

Just when he thought he couldn’t take anymore, their eyes met. Billy was transfixed trying to decide if his imagination was playing with him, but it seemed like those large blue eyes that reminded him of pools of refreshingly cool water, flashed a bright yellow with the burning intensity of the sun. It was strange how they refused to just be one or the other and eventually mixed and mingled though never really becoming fully integrated. It was disquieting to say the least, but it did provide a kind of distraction, quieting all inner qualms until all threads of thought converged into a hazy drone, not dissimilar to white noise.

The alien peered into the humans’ eyes finding his mild complacency to her satisfaction, which in turn caused the corners of her mouth to pull up into a brief smirk. It was time to just enjoy the moment, though there was an urgency to finish the act; she was not one to be rushed into her endeavours. She was very patient and thought her partner’s fidgety nature rather cute.

Billy felt something warm and slimy rove along his collar bone; he turned slightly to watch as Kwibbit licked the crook of his neck with gentle short strokes. She stopped occasionally to kiss him this time grazing his lips with sharp edges of pointy teeth. She would then switch resuming back almost where she left off.

Kwibbit’s tongue was decidedly rough but slick as it glided lazily up into the curve of his neck and danced along his bobbing Adams apple. It didn’t feel all that bad, in his opinion, in fact, it kind tickled. He was careful to conceal his facial features into a neutral expression. Inhaling deep breaths, helped just barely though somehow he was able to hold back a whole stash of giggles. The whole ‘taking it like a man’ thing didn’t include girlie laughter, not from a big strong strapping young man who momentarily was more the consistency of melting putty.

No, he was very relaxed even though the situation was far from normal, but then how could he turn down such talented ministrations. Shivers erupted throughout his body and his eyes fluttered half way open as she elicited some soft groans from him. Never in his wildest dreams did he envision himself simply submitting to a total stranger, yet if asked he would have done it again…gladly in fact.

Thinking that perhaps his moment of fun was nearing its eventual end, Billy tried to pull away only to be awarded with a low guttural growl. He froze on the spot not expecting her reaction to be so…controlling. Her fingers still tightly woven into his hair pulled his head roughly to the side leaving his neck exposed once again. This time he didn’t move as she leaned in slowly inhaling deeply as she did so. Kwibbit resumed licking the human in slow exaggerated strides, but to Billy this was kind of a little too much, he was getting impatient. He was not used to this kind of role reversal, but how was he supposed to bring it up without making this…situation worse. For all he knew this was not considered absolutely humiliating to her species, still enough was enough.

He was about to say so when three things happened almost simultaneously; first was the teeth penetrating his neck second was when Kwibbit untangled herself from his hair only to raise their clasped hands as high above their heads as physically possible and finally there was a stinging sensation in both of his arms just above the arm pits and that was pretty much it. His brain had hit its limit on sensory overload and Billy just tumbled into darkness.
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