Step to the Side of the Fan

Maddy grabbed her luggage and put it into the trunk of Trevor's car, then hopped in the passenger side. She looked at her friend as he pulled away from the curb. He was...angry, she coudl tell. Trevor had always been a brooder.

She put a hand on his knee and sighed, "I thought about what we should do. YOu should forward all those emails n' what not to his CO. Won't do anything on your end, but at least the bastard will get what he deserves. What paygrade is the chick?"

Trevor took a deep breath and turned down the road that would take them back to I-5, "She's just...a kid, really...She's a GSMFN...an E3. He's a fucking First class, for chrissakes. I hope he gets hit by a fucking bus. I was nothign but good to that mother fucker. He told her that the house was a pigstye when he got home. Fucking Bullshit!"

Maddy let him vent and she listened, soaking up every detail like a sponge. Truth be told, she'd never really liked Dave. There was just something sleezy about him. She sat back and thought for a moment, "Okay..Tomorrow, we're gonna pack all the bastards stuff up...and just...leave it in the driveway. And you're going to call him tonight and tell him you know."

Trevor sighed, "He'll hang up on me...I know he will. God, why didn't I see this? I thought things were fine...He took every fucking penny I saved up...He's probably on a plane to Hawaii right now with that whore."

Maddy frowned, "Fuck it. Go back to the airport, we're going too."

Trevor looked at his friend like she had five heads, "You're not serious...I have a cat...and...stuf...work...Well, wait...how long would we stay?"

"Couple nights. It's what..Friday? Figure we can come back sunday night or something. I just wanna kick his ass. So don't call him tonight..You know what hotel they went to?"

Trevor nodded, "Yeah. I have their itinerary at the house."

Smirking, Maddy leaned over and kissed Trevor's cheek, "Don't worry about packing baby..turn us around. We'll be in Hawaii by dinner time tomorrow."


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And it was about Dinner time when they touched down in Honolulu. Maddy rented a car from the air port. She was so lucky. She had her daddy's money...and She'd called her father, letting him know that she was gonna rack up some charges. Which he had no problem with. Being an only child had it's perks. Well, that and she'd told her father about the situation and her father had always liked Trevor...said he was a good influence on his daughter...sort of.

Trevor sighed and looked down at himself as he sat in the passenger seat. "They're staying at the Hilton Hawaiian villiage on Waikiki Beach...not sure if we can get a room there or not."

Maddy sighed, "Don't worry about the money, honey. If that bastard doesn't give it back, then I'll help you out the best I can. My dad said it was alright. He loves you like a son, you know."

Trevor sniffled, "I know."

"GOod...now..let's go find that asshole and give him a what for."

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After about an hour of driving, the found the hotel and managed to get a room. Lucky for them, there was a cancellation and they got right in. And..they were on the same floor as the fucking assmonkey Trevor had called his lifepartner.

As they got settled in the room, Trevor sat on the bed and sighed, then looked at Maddy out on the balcony, "You know...my dad always told me that when shit hits the fan, you step to the side of the fan...and..I think I get it now. I'm not so angry...cuz...Well, I'm angry, but..you know...He's a total retard. Like...seriously. He didn't even try to cover his tracks..and he's not very good at lying... But, damn..I still wanna kick his ass so bad. I just don't wanna get arrested."

Maddy snorted and sipped the wine she'd gotten out of the mini bar, "Well...later tonight, you can shock the shit outta him by showing up at their door. Then...when we get back to the mainland..you're gonna pack up your stuff...we're gonna get a truck..and you're moving back home with me."

Trevor frowned and looked at her again, "Move back to...I can' tjust up and move...I..I have a house...and...stuff...and..bills..and a good job."

"My Dad has offered you a better job many a time, Trevor. I'm sure he'd hire you in a second. We can always use a good IT guy...and you'll be making double than what you make at Microslut."

Trevor couldn't argue with that logic. He sighed and sat back, then checked the clock, then frowned, "Alright..I'm gonna go over there...n' disturb them. Then..we can go swimming for a lil while...then we can hop the next flight home."

Maddy nodded and grinned, "Want me to come with ya?"

Shaking his head, Trevor got up and headed for the door, "Nah...I gotta do this on my own. I'm not gonna hit him..just...gonna...I dunno."

Maddy smirked, "Alright. I'll be right here when you get back."

Trevor smiled and headed out, going down the hall to his backstabbing boyfriend's room. When he got to the right door, he could hear sounds of fucking going on behind it. God, that bitch was loud. He sighed and ripped the Do Not Disturb sign off the door, then pounded on it. He heard Dave's voice telling him to go away.

Trevor smiled and called back, "Oh, honey...I don't think you want me to go away."

All sound in the room stopped...a few seconds later, the door opened. Dave stood there with a sheet wrapped around himself, "Trevor? What the hell are you doing here?!"

"Taking the vacation that we should have taken together you gutless bastard!"

Dave was taken back by the venom in Trevor's voice.

Trevor continued, "You honestly think I wouldn't find out? My god, you think I'm some kinda moron? What the hell is wrong with you?"

Dave swallowed, "Look...Trevvy, baby...this..this isn't what it looks like..."

Trevor gave him a look, "Oh really?" He chuckled, "God damn...you really are fuckin' retarded. Look. I forwarded the emails and travel plans I found to both your superior officers. You should be hearing from them in the next couple days. So..I suggest you get your asses back to the mainland. Fraternization is a hefty fine. And you're both disgraces to the uniform. I'm ashamed to call myself a former Sailor right now."

Dave glared at his lover, "Look, bub..you had no right -" He was cut off by Trevor.

"I had every right! You...you...you broke my heart, David...I loved you. I was nothing but good to you...I sacrificed my career so I could...could..keep your home..and..cook..and clean..and do all the things you wanted me to do...I loved you with my whole heart...and you..you...just...why?"

"Look, Trevvy...I...I care about you. I really do...but..I...I never loved you. You were a good fuck...and a reasonable housewife...but...I...I just...I never loved you...I'm straight." Then everything went black as Trevor saw red.

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"I thought you said you weren't gonna hit him?"

Trevor sighed and held his hand in a bucket of ice, "Well..he provoked me."

Maddy snorted, "You have one helluva temper, you know that?"

"I'm Irish..sue me."

"Oh, I'm pretty sure he's gonna press charges."

"No, he won't. He's too much of a pussy. God, he used me. For ten fucking years..the bastard used me. He said he was straight too."

"Seriously? God...I'm ashamed to call myself a Texan."

"Well, he is from the Dallas area..."

"Well, that explains quite a bit actually. THey're all a bunch a whoring pricks out that way." (A/N: Sorry to those of you that are from Dallas...I know that's not true.)

Trevor sat down and sighed heavily, "Wow..my life is in total shambles right now."

"Least there's no divorce proceedings..."

"True. Hey..hand me a beer..wait..no...no...gimme the vodka that's in there..."

"Smirnoff or Greygoose?"

"Smirnoff."

Maddy handed him the drink and he opened it with his unhurt hand, then downed the contents of the minibottle. He winced as it burned down his throat, then looked at his friend, "If you were a dude...I'd totally be fucking you right now."

She smirked, "We've been down that road..wouldn't work. It's like fucking a brother."

Trevor shrugged, then sighed again, "Thanks...for doing this n' coming wiht me. I feel so much better now."

She laughed, "That's because you hit the bastard...."

"Yeah..yeah I did. God..that felt awesome...and that bitch he was with just sat there...staring blankly. Guess he likes the dumb chicks...I'm pretty sure she had implants..."

Maddy made a face and sat down on the bed next to her friend, putting her head on his shoulder, "Mmm...Sounds like something he'd be into. He's such a sleeze. I never liked him. I knew he wasn't right for you...but...y'all stayed the course...which shocked the hell outta me. But yeah...total douche. So, what's next?"

Trevor sighed, "I'm...I dunno. I..don't know....."