Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs

Chapter 2: Summon the Rain God

I pounced on Jacob, who was under the covered trying to keep the sun out of his eyes. I sat on his hip, since he was lying on his side, and tried to get the covers from his tight grip.

“Come on Jakey!” I whined falling back on his legs.

“Jakey? Get the fuck away from me, psycho,” he said moving his legs so I wasn’t on them anymore.

“I have to tell you something!” I whined again getting back up to straddle his hip. He moved so he was on his stomach now having me sit on his butt.

“Tell me at 1pm,” he moaned trying to roll me off but I kept my hold strong.

“But it’s important!” I said placing my hands on his back then bouncing. He let out sounds that moved with my bounces. He growled at me than moved up so that he was on all fours with me on his back moving my legs around his waist so I didn’t fall off.

He flopped us to the side making me let go of him. He turned around so he was on his stomach/side, keeping my blankets up to his mouth as he glared at me. I smiled sweetly at him and poked his nose with my index finger.

“What did you want to tell me?” he growled glaring even more.

“I’m gay,” I said truthfully.

“That’s nice. What does it have to do with me?” he asked bringing the covers down from his face.

“You’re my best friend. You have everything to do with it! So we are going to go shopping toda-“ I got cut off by him growling.

“No, we are not. You have enough gay clothes,” he said glaring at me then covering his head with the blankets.

I looked towards my closet then rolled over him causing him to moan in pain. I skipped over to my closet swinging it open. I looked inside as my normal looking clothes.

“What is so gay about them?” I wondered as my brother came into my room with his friend. I stared at him for a moment then went back to my clothes and wondering.

“So you have officially freaked out mom and dad,” my brother said to me.

I shrugged and grabbed a shirt then hopping back over to Jake who was sitting up now because of new-comers.

“Does this shirt look gay?” I asked holding up the plain blue cotton shirt.

“Sure,” he said rubbing his eyes. I nodded and dropped the shirt the pulling my long band sleeping shirt over my head then reaching for the blue shirt and pulling it on. I threw the shirt on Jake’s covered legs and hopped back over to my closet.

My brother watched me as his friend went over and got on my computer. I pulled out some pants that are tight on me and figured that these were gay enough pants.

“What type of underwear do gay men wear?” I wondered aloud.

Tomas groaned aloud and left my room leaving his friend here.

“I wear boxer-briefs and I’m bi,” Tomas’s friend said watching me now.

I have some boxer-briefs with spider man on them! They are amazing. I hopped over to my dresser and opened my top drawer pulling them out. I pulled my boxers down and kicked them to the side and I jumped into my new underwear then went back to my pants that were now lying on the ground.

“You are not vary shy, are you?” Tomas’s friend questioned. I shook my head and pulled my pants on the buttoned them with a smile.

“He stripped in front of me the first day we met and demanded that we dance naked on the roof to summon the rain god,” Jake said putting his contacts in.

Tomas’s friend looked over at Jake and shared a laugh as I combed my hair down.

Tomas’s friend was also Gothic but he was nice looking. Like he wasn’t going to rip my organs out and eat them as I watched dying on the ground… unlike my evil looking brother.

I stared at my hair in my mirror from a moment then frowned. I combed my hair so more of my bangs were on one side of my face, leaving only a little on the other side. I turned my head a little to the smaller hair side then to the large then nodded to myself.

“Gay enough?” I said putting a hand on one of my hips and pointing to my hair with the other.

“More like emo,” Tomas’s friend said playing with the chains on his pants.

“Same thing as gay,” Jacob said leaning back on my bed on his elbows.

I nodded my head a little then went back to looking in the mirror to fix any mistakes I may have made. Jacob hit my bed with his hands then stood up walking over to his bag.

“I’m going to go home and shower,” he said picking his bag up, slinging it over his shoulder, “be back later.”

“Kay!” I said happily fixing my hair again then turning around quickly with a fake sad face, “I’ll miss you.” I then made a kissy face at him.

“I hate you,” he said then walking out of my room.

“Love you too baby! Hugs and kisses!” I yelled at him then turned happily towards Tomas’s friend. Who I think I should get his name or he’ll be called Tomas’s friend forever, “So, what’s your name?” I asked raising my eyebrows at him a little.

“Are you kidding me?” He asked with a disbelief look on his face.

“No,” I said narrowing my eyes at him like I was trying to study him.

“I come over here every single weekend. I’ve ate with you at dinner! I hung out in your room when ever Tom had a girl over!” he said angrily getting up from my computer chair. I wonder why they call them computer chairs…

“Sorry. I don’t pay attention to things,” I said truthfully. I don’t remember him ever coming in my room besides today and last night… I wonder why they were in here.

“Why were you and Tomas i-“ I was stopped when Tomas came back in my room with a loud laugh as he talked on the phone with someone.

“Yeah, hang on,” he said giggling a little, “Chase I’m going over to Melody’s house, you coming?”

“No!” I said loudly raising my hands a little above my head. They both stare at me with I was crazy.

“Why were you in my room last night?” I asked pointing a finger at my brother.

“Looking up porn, duh,” he said then walking out of the room. I stared after him then turned back to Tomas’s friend.

“So you know my name now,” he said crossing his arms over his chest.

“No, I don’t,” I said.

“Chase! My name is Chase! Your brother just said it a moment ago!” He yelled then stormed out of my room in a angry fit of anger.

“God, no need to yell,” I said with a pout then went over and started making my bed.

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“Jayden,” Jacob’s voice said coming from my door way. I peeked out from under my fort and stared at his feet for a moment then moved my eyes up to his face.

“Yes?” I asked innocently going back into my fort moving myself around the things holding up the blanket.

“Why are you so immature?” he said coming into my fort with out my permission. I glared at him for a while then gave up on glaring and sat in the middle of the WHOLE ROOM fort. He sat a little far from me making sure he didn’t touch anything that might bring the fort down. I know he has a love for forts as much as I do.

“No reason,” I said curling around the pillows I put on the floor so I could make a bed thing.

“Yeah,” he said moving closer watching out for the chair. He grabbed on of my pillows that I shoved my face in and put it in his lap. He liked to do that, take pillows that are obliviously mine and put them in his lap. It was his thingy to do. I don’t know why.

I sighed and flipped my hair over to one side again getting another pillow to lie down on.

“So anyhow,” I said waving a hand at him, “what took you so long in the shower?”

“I don’t know. I was washing myself,” he said like I was stupid, “but then after that I decided to grab some of my cousin’s stuff and bring it over here. She likes gays and she has all kinds of gay crap.”

I sat up fast and crawled towards him getting close and personal with him, “where is it?” I asked excitedly.

“Out in the hall in my bag,” he said pointing towards the door.

“Okay!” I said crawling over there so I could get the bag and pull it in the room. Once I done that and managed to make it over to Jacob without knocking the fort down, I plopped down beside him and dumped the bag that has some of his clothes in there too. I put his clothes back in there and pushed it aside. I picked up a book that looked like a comic book.

People read these… they are called… Mangas? I don’t know.

I flipped it open like I would any normal book but saw that it was wrong. I read the directions then flipped it over so I could read the first page.

“I’m staying over tonight too, kay?” Jacob said lying down on my pillows getting comfortable as I read to book excitedly getting lost a few times.

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I was on my fourth book that was brought and things between the two main characters were getting pretty hot. My face flushed a red as the other boy went down on the other boy. I gulped and looked over the book to see Jacob reading a magazine on his stomach. I wonder if he would mind me experimenting on him.

After this I’m going to ask.

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“Hey, Jakey-poo,” I said slowly crawling over to him, “would you mind if I experimented on you?” I said then plopping down on him back sideways so he didn’t leap up and destroy the fort which I know he was going to do.

“No! Hell no!” he said angrily trying to get me off him.

“Come on! All guys do it!” I said sitting up letting him sit up too.

“No they don’t,” he said like what I say was the most stupid thing in the world.

“Girls do, why can’t guys?” I asked pouting a little.

“Because that would be gay,” he said glaring at me.

“Well!” I said pointing to myself, “I won’t know if I’m gay unless I kiss or something with another guy!”

Jacob tilted his head back with a large sigh then brought it back down to look at my pouting face.

“Fine,” he said as if he was tired. I whopped and scooted closer to him so our legs were touching. “But just kissing!” he said pointing a finger at me. I nodded excitedly leaning forward a little closing my eyes and puckering my lips slightly. I stayed like this for a while until I finally felt Jacob’s lips press to mine. We stayed like this for a while before I moved back.

“That was weird,” I said looking at him weirdly. He was blushing and wiping his lips off with his shirt sleeve.

“You must’ve been doing it wrong,” I said pouting a little as he frowned at me.

“What?” Jacob questioned looking pretty angry with me, “let’s do it again! I’ll try harder this time!”

“No,” I said turning away from him, “you suck at kissing.”

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