ultimate fan-fiction of doom

But then STD decided that their name meant they had to turn evil, so they bought out the crack people and used the designer toilet seat factory to make gecko sweaters made out of teletubbies but then they were attacked by the Power Rangers Suspiciously Flamboyant Squad. with Jake the red ranger, "Power rangers zeo sucks." George the blue ranger, "oh red is sooo your color, Jake. You look fabulous!" Kimberly the yellow ranger, "Oh, yellow is the color of piss." and Jessica, the pink ranger, "Don't be sad Kim, I know what will cheer you right up! A sleep over! We could have a pillow fight, take a shower together to save water, and share the same bed for sleeping!" hold on. Where the hell did that come from? Oh....never mind. Back to the attack. But suddenly Martha Steward hit a government building with her hovercraft, releasing mothra and a slew of Xanth puns, along with their hippie-alien crossbreed they were hiding at the moment. As the hippie-hardmeat crossbreed escaped a group of hunting predators picked up its deformed signal on their way to Hardees but like some hippies tend to do, the male hippie became a female to create a new generation of tofu sucking uber-goobers when the predators decided to hunt her down and maybe

"catch some of those gay Oomans" to put on their walls. So the power rangers were storming the gecko sweater factory freeing the teletubbies who began to regroup and hassle the hookers for drugs and things when the queen hippie ran in and started devouring the fake plastic plants. Barbie heard about it in the news, so she came running to save the poor plants. She dressed normally and acted hookerish to sneak in but was trapped inside by the power rangers Queer Force

in a port-o-john where the queen hippie had laid her eggs. AVB, Alien versus Barbie. As the Predators converged on their location, the power rangers and the crack people battled it out over the teletubbies, who were then constructing a topless donut shop for retarded people and mental patients using nothing but cardboard cut-outs and Diet Snapple. But Krypto the super dog

and all his crew mistook it for a doomsday devise and all of them recruited Mothra to help destroy it but Mothra accidently killed them and Jerry Springer and what was left of Martha Steward. One of the hookers was her biggest fan, and had an ass tattoo of her from prison so

she went into mourning by becoming a Muslim, "wow" she said "this is some funked up shii-ite." just then Barbie's perfect plastic corpse fell out of the port-o-john and from her chest came the perfect plastic prey with designer boots and 300$ shades even thought she didnt need them. she has no eyes. The Predators happened upon the melee and spotted their freakish quarry, the queen hippie.

"Dudes," the queen hippie said, "make love, not war, death is wrong unless it is to rear cute little parasitic maggot babies." the Predators then shot her in the head. "Thank got we got here in time." Shorty said, he was an unblooded predator.sooooooo......ummm.....yea. Hookers and Power Rangers. fighting! yes fighting... The Predators wanted to fight too so they started to cut up the teletubbies and joined the hookers who were busy stabbing the dead bodies of the power rangers, so of course they had to date each other at least once.(Insert disturbing image here) and the perfect plastic prey used the gecko sweater factory to manufacture lead ipods and angel sweet asse candy bars to buy a private island where she could lay eggs on all of her perfect plastic friends to create a copyright infringement or maybe just a bad rash. And then came the locusts.....to be continued......whooooo...