The worst story ever. Seriously.
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
8,817
Reviews:
51
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Nevada is for lovers!
This is a continuation of my story! It contains details of Muggy, the complusive gambler, Liam, the nazi, and Sal, the submissive pervert, going to LAS VEGAS, Nevada, where prostitution is legal!!
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(MUGGY, LIAM, and SAL are in a casino)
MUGGY: Woah, this place is like fucking heaven!
LIAM: No it aint. It sucks. It's filled with Jews.
MUGGY: Don't be so negative, Liam. I'm sure there aren't that many Jews here.
SAL: Did you guys know that my mum is Jewish?
LIAM (mouth drops open in shock and horror): You...you...I...
MUGGY: Oooh, Sal, you reall shouldn't've told him that. Now he's gonna try to exterminate your mum.
SAL (laughing): He doesn't know where my mum lives.
MUGGY: He'll find out.
LIAM walks away, his face turning bright red. He goes to the Roulette table. He takes out a large stack of money and throws it on the table.
CASINO WORKER DUDE: You really wanna play all this? You'll probably loose.
LIAM: I got money, bitch.
CASINO WORKER DUDE shrugs.
LIAM: I'll go with 2 black.
CASINO WORKER DUDE: (spins the roulette wheel. The ball lands on red 30) Ooooh, sorry. Play again?
LIAM: Aggghhh! Yeah...
LIAM continues to gamble while MUGGY and SAL go to the nickle slots.
SAL: Muggy, do you think there's "women of the night" around here?
MUGYY: What? (he is engrossed in the slot game)
SAL: You know. "Loose women."
MUGGY: Huh?
SAL: Hookers.
MUGGY: Oh, yeah. Of course.
SAL: Men ones, too?
MUGGY (turns to SAL): There are ALL kinds of hookers in Las Vegas. Young, old, male, female, hermaphrodite, whatever floats your boat.
SAL: Hmmm. I think I'm gonna go now.
MUGGY: Okay, but remember to meet us back at the motel at 6 AM so we can catch the areoplane back to Ireland.
SAL: Sure, whatever.
SAL leaves the casino...
TO BE CONTINUED SOOOOON!!!!!!!!
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(MUGGY, LIAM, and SAL are in a casino)
MUGGY: Woah, this place is like fucking heaven!
LIAM: No it aint. It sucks. It's filled with Jews.
MUGGY: Don't be so negative, Liam. I'm sure there aren't that many Jews here.
SAL: Did you guys know that my mum is Jewish?
LIAM (mouth drops open in shock and horror): You...you...I...
MUGGY: Oooh, Sal, you reall shouldn't've told him that. Now he's gonna try to exterminate your mum.
SAL (laughing): He doesn't know where my mum lives.
MUGGY: He'll find out.
LIAM walks away, his face turning bright red. He goes to the Roulette table. He takes out a large stack of money and throws it on the table.
CASINO WORKER DUDE: You really wanna play all this? You'll probably loose.
LIAM: I got money, bitch.
CASINO WORKER DUDE shrugs.
LIAM: I'll go with 2 black.
CASINO WORKER DUDE: (spins the roulette wheel. The ball lands on red 30) Ooooh, sorry. Play again?
LIAM: Aggghhh! Yeah...
LIAM continues to gamble while MUGGY and SAL go to the nickle slots.
SAL: Muggy, do you think there's "women of the night" around here?
MUGYY: What? (he is engrossed in the slot game)
SAL: You know. "Loose women."
MUGGY: Huh?
SAL: Hookers.
MUGGY: Oh, yeah. Of course.
SAL: Men ones, too?
MUGGY (turns to SAL): There are ALL kinds of hookers in Las Vegas. Young, old, male, female, hermaphrodite, whatever floats your boat.
SAL: Hmmm. I think I'm gonna go now.
MUGGY: Okay, but remember to meet us back at the motel at 6 AM so we can catch the areoplane back to Ireland.
SAL: Sure, whatever.
SAL leaves the casino...
TO BE CONTINUED SOOOOON!!!!!!!!