Donnie Dicuhardt & Remy Snow -vs- The Milfs
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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,920
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Chapter -2-
The stall door slammed open to reveal the Korean in all his sweaty glory. The smell of canned cheese and cigarellos filled the tiny stall. I turned to my business partner, \"Hey, he smokes your brand!\"
\"What?! He does not.\"
I nodded, \"Seventy-five cents at the gas station, you cheap son of a-\"
The man blinked a few times, then yanked us both out by our shirt collars and deposited us on the filthy ground. Understandably upset, I looked up at the oaf. \"Beast!\"
Judging by the size of the great pulsating vein in his forehead, he had reason to be upset as well. With clenched fists he replied, \"YOU PAY NOW!\"
Okay, okay, I may have exaggerated on that. What he really said was, \"Where\'s my money at, homos?\" Really, it was just as crude, but I like my version better.
As I was saying, he demanded the cash, cash we just didn\'t have. The gears in my brilliant mind turned, faster and faster til I had the perfect solution.
\"If you forget about the money..\" I said, \"My friend here will lick your balls.\"
\"What?!\"
\"Go with it, it\'s all could think of!\"
\"I\'m not licking his anything!\"
\"Stop being such a baby and get down there!\"
Growling with frustration, the Korean thundered, \"Stay away from my balls- I mean, pay up or it\'s your legs!\" If there was any time for me to be a diplomat, it was now. \"Alright.. if you forget about the money, he\'ll-\"
Two and a half hours later, we were on the plane out of Mexico City. Remy still wasn\'t talking to me, and to be truthful, it was a refreshing change of pace. With a glass of bourbon in one hand and a newspaper in the other, I whapped the homo on the head with the Arts and Leisure section. \"That wasn\'t so bad, now was it?\"
With a venomous look, he turned over in his seat to take a nap, obviously turning over the previous events in his head.
\"What?! He does not.\"
I nodded, \"Seventy-five cents at the gas station, you cheap son of a-\"
The man blinked a few times, then yanked us both out by our shirt collars and deposited us on the filthy ground. Understandably upset, I looked up at the oaf. \"Beast!\"
Judging by the size of the great pulsating vein in his forehead, he had reason to be upset as well. With clenched fists he replied, \"YOU PAY NOW!\"
Okay, okay, I may have exaggerated on that. What he really said was, \"Where\'s my money at, homos?\" Really, it was just as crude, but I like my version better.
As I was saying, he demanded the cash, cash we just didn\'t have. The gears in my brilliant mind turned, faster and faster til I had the perfect solution.
\"If you forget about the money..\" I said, \"My friend here will lick your balls.\"
\"What?!\"
\"Go with it, it\'s all could think of!\"
\"I\'m not licking his anything!\"
\"Stop being such a baby and get down there!\"
Growling with frustration, the Korean thundered, \"Stay away from my balls- I mean, pay up or it\'s your legs!\" If there was any time for me to be a diplomat, it was now. \"Alright.. if you forget about the money, he\'ll-\"
Two and a half hours later, we were on the plane out of Mexico City. Remy still wasn\'t talking to me, and to be truthful, it was a refreshing change of pace. With a glass of bourbon in one hand and a newspaper in the other, I whapped the homo on the head with the Arts and Leisure section. \"That wasn\'t so bad, now was it?\"
With a venomous look, he turned over in his seat to take a nap, obviously turning over the previous events in his head.