Hot Guys Don't Have It All

India ink lighter merciful carpenter noble
survive arbour parrallel undergo cure
flock avalanche marriage build arrest
peddle taint theory friend squint
ancestor itch potato circulation uncouth
measure revise monster card fluke
spoke fur

0 alliteration
0 onomoenopea


grl.. has a bff.. single mother, very liberal..
mom gets bf
her personality cahnges.. \"acts\" out
they.. have adventures..

\"You are so crushing on Daemon!\" My bestest friend in the world, Jessica squealed.
\"Noooo, I just said that he\'s cute, and I\'m kind of looking forward to working with him on the project,but this means nooothing.\" I told her, then slightly giggling I added, \"...well... I wouldn\'t mind shagging him senseless.\"

Jessica\'s eyes widened, she gasped, \"You did not just say that!\"
I couldn\'t hold back my laughter anymore, and burst out laughing. Out of nowhere, I felt a soft weight hit my face. \"Heeey! No fair, you have a big pillow, it\'s a fluke that you hit m--\" She interrupted \"Is not!\"
\"CALLED IT!... in youuur face!\"

\"I am kind of jealous that you got Daemon, and I get to be stuck with Shawna, she\'s a total prat.\" She said to me. I squinted at her, \"Ah hah! You said prat! See?! Their \'english\' phrases are so much fun to use.\" I told her in an arrogant tone.
\"Okay, fine I admit it. Happy?\"
\"Yes.\" I stuck my tongue out at her in a good natured way.
\"Continuing, the Snotball will want to do some dumbass project about what makeup shades will look good on which skin tones, and you know how much I dislike makeup?!!\" Jess complained.
I laughed at her. \"Oh yes, I do know how much you hate makeup, and that\'s why you seem to have tons of it on your face.\"
\"Blaaah, I just hate Shawna. Whyyyy her!??\"

My mom entered the room, \"Ladies, need me to bring a movie back? I\'m just going out to pick up some groceries.\" Without hesitation I said, \"Yes mom, Monster\'s Inc. please.\"
Jess added, \"..also.. mind picking up some dill pickle potato chips?\"
\"No problem.\" Came the reply, and by that time she was almost out the door.

\"See? I absolutely love your mom, my mother on the other hand won\'t even have a decent conversation with me, much rather pick up food for my friend and a movie.\"
\"I love her too, I just don\'t see how your mom\'s that awful.\"
\"Argh, whatever... don\'t want to talk about it.\"

That night we continued with our conversation and the watching of the movie. Eventually we decided to turn in for the night. Lying there listening to Jessica\'s deep breathing, I concluded that she was asleep. I has just moved here to Toronto three months ago, right after my mom divorced my dad. I met Jessica on the first day at Arlington MS, and she became my guide, and now best friend. When I still lived with my father, I didn\'t have many friends. Never really got the freedom to go around. He was old fashioned, and thought I should be at home helping my mother with housework. I don\'t know how my mom married my father.

Jessica\'s positively gorgeous and has a major hotness factor. Wears the trendiest clothes, has a slamming body and amazing face. The only drawback is her fiesty attitude which has gotten her suspended mutiple times for all the fights she\'s been in, telling off teachers and defacing of puclic property. Everyone tells me that since she started hanging around with me, her attitude has toned down a bit.

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\"Shawna, raising money to buy yourself clothes isn\'t a noble cause. So stop the charade.\" Jessica walked by her sneering. Turning back to me in a sad manner she said, \"Well, \'tis tragic, but we shall have to part ways from here.... Tootles!\"
I laughed at her sillyness, and waved her goodbye.

Walking around the corner to my lockers I had the urge to scratch and itch.
\"Awww, it seems Marilyn\'s was doing such dirty acts that she got fleas! Too bad.\" Shawna said mockingly. I turned towards her, raised my middle finger and smirked at her. In a sugar coated voice I said, \"Sorry sweetie! I reaaally can\'t stay and talk.\"
Shawna is such an annoying ass, I seriously can\'t understand how people stand her.

Throughout the day I caught glimpses of Daemon, and spoke to him in greeting a few times. He even asked me for a hug and said that after school he was going to come to my locker so we could talk about meeting up, but it was strictly about the project.

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\"Heyyy Lynn.\" I heard the sound of Daemon\'s voice behind me.
Turning around I shyly smiled at him, \"Hi.\"
\"Sooo, when are we going to get together and write up the proposal for our personal project?\"
\"Well, you could come over today, my mom wouldn\'t mind.\"
\"Kay then.\" He took out his cellphone and dialed home. \"Mom? I\'m going to a friend\'s house to work on the project, I\'ll get home later than usual--Ok, sure I\'ll pick up the cards,cya.\" Turning back to me he gave a charming smile.
I got my stuff from my locker and put it all in my brown bag. Without looking back at him I declared, \"Mmm, have to go tell Jess something. Meet you at the front steps in... like 5?\"
\"Sure.\" He replied nonchalantly.

I quickly walked around the corner to Jessica\'s locker. I quietly crept up behind her and slapped her ass. *Smaack. \"Owww, you tainted my virgin ass!\"
\"Haha, anyways Daemon\'s coming over to my house today, and we\'re gonna work on zee project.\" I told her.
\"Oooooo, Daemon and Marilyn sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-i-n-g--\" She started in a singsongy voice. \"Cut it out!\" I nudged her away and turned to go.
\"Phone me later!\" Jessica called after me.

I sat down by the front steps and waited for him. Daemon is just so downright droolworthy, \'I can\'t believe my luck!\', I thought to myself.
\"Hey ugly! What happened to the ugliest one?!\" Shawna called out to me in an uncouth manner. \"If you wanna see ugly, go look in a mirror you hoe!\" I retorted.
Shawna caught a glimpse of Daemon and ran towards him, \"Awww sweetie I missed seeing your adorable face!\"
He just gave her this puzzled look, \"Riight.\" With that he started walking towards me, but Shawna clung on to his arm and squealed, \"Didn\'t you miss me?!!\"
Pushing her away he said in a disgusted tone, \"Look, I don\'t want nothing to do with your dirty ass, so leave me alone.\" Shawna just stood there with her mouth hanging open.

I started laughing, \"Daaamn, that was great!\" He gave me a high five. \"Which way are we heading?\" Daemon questioned me. I pointed to the general direction, \"That-a-way.\"
and started singing, \"Weee\'re off to see the wizard!..the wonderful wizard of oz--\"
Daemon laughed at me, \"You tard!\"

While walking to my house, we discussed our ideas on what the project should be about.

\"What about, we buy India Ink and start a temporary tatoo stand to raise money?\" Daemon suggested. I looked at him and my eyes widened, \"Puuuh-leez! I don\'t think anyone would survive having a design that you made on their skin for even 5 minutes!\"
He pouted. \"Awee fiiine. I\'m sorry. You\'re just to adorable to make fun of.\" I told him.

\"We can search up our ancestor\'s and see if we\'re related in any way, back back..back down there.\"
\"Err, that\'ll take too much work, anyways I don\'t want to be related to you.\" I said light-heartedly and stuck out my tongue at him.
\"That\'s not fair, I\'m a perfectly good person to be related to!\" He whined.
\"I didn\'t mean it like that.\" I smiled at him. \"I don\'t like the thought of incest.\"
\"Oooh, dirty mind, me likes.\"

\"Ohhhh! Got it, we can find a cure for ...uh something?\"
\"No.\"

\"Research about the circulation of our blood?\"
\"Uhh, we learned that in gr.5 and the beginning of this year..\"

\"We can build and avalanche!!\" He said very excitedly.
\"You mean a volcano?\"
\"Oh... yea, right. I knew that!\"

As I opened the door to my house, I called out to my mom, \"I brought a friend over, we\'re going to start our MYP Project!\"
\"Okay sweetie, if you need anything just tell me.\"

I sat there for about 40 minutes, listening to the incessant idiotic ideas being sputtered out by Daemon:

Measure the distance around the world. Been done.
Peddle off flocks of geese. GEESE?! Where does this idiot come up with his ideas?!
Dress up as police people and arrest people, a show like Punk\'d. Dumb and dumber.
Research what carpenters do, in detail. Ugh, thank god for the last part, but eww gross.
Plant an arbour tree. Wow, he knows what arbour means? At least this idea is environmental.. and relates to IB, a tiny bit.
Find how lighter and darker colours effect people. Hmm getting smarter, hard to achieve though.
Write notes about undergoing the proccess of puberty. No comment.
Make a poll about how many people hate fur. This is a project dammit.

\"What about we research an alternative for marriage?\" He asked me.
After shooting down all his previous ideas, this seemed the most, achievable. Hence the reason I said, \"Yea! Great idea.\"
Another cutely charming smile was given.

\"You should get going now, how about I write up the proposal, and then tomorrow I\'ll give it to you to revise?\" I asked.
\"Okay. Um.. I\'ll see you tomorrow.\" He said to me, and moved in to give me a hug.

The minute I heard the door close, I ran and dialed Jessica\'s number.
\"Hello?\" She answered the phone.
\"Ohhh my godd! In theory the time spent with Daemon should\'ve been awesome, but it was awful!!\" I blurted out to her.
In a confused tone she asked, \"What?..Why?\"
I started up again, \"See, me and him, are like two parralel lines. The lines never touch, meaning our brains never think the same. He\'s sooo dull, and godd.. one of his ideas for our project was to peddle off geese!!\"
Jessica started laughing. \"Geese?! Woooh, he\'s a major hottie, but he has no brain!\"
\"Got that straight.\" I continued, \"I\'m glad that god was being merciful though, because if Daemon wasn\'t as good looking as he is, I would\'ve snapped at him with the first word that came out of his mouth.\"
\"Haha ye---Ohhh god! I gotta get off the phone, later hun.\"

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Note: Well, the story line changed... I wanted it short.. and now it is short.. the moral, when you don\'t know a person and crush on them just cause they look good, be in for a maaajor surprise.