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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,775
Reviews:
15
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Here to Over There and Back Again - A Hobbit's Tail
The Real Warnings: This is *intentionally* bad. DO NOT read if:
>you have previously suffered from stomach ulcers.
>you are on a diet.
>you are eating ice-cream, as spitting it out at the monitor tends to leave a mark.
>you are sensitive to fuck-awful grammar, spelling, plot, fics in general, etc. (N.B. This is the REEEEEEALLY bad spelling version. I mean, verjun. Truly, the spelling\'s fucking atroshus. ;p Well, okay, actually I couldn\'t make it THAT bad. It was worse, but I changed it back because it was TOTALLY unreadable.)
>you had a humourectomy before you came.
DO read if:
>you hate bad mary sues with a passion unrivalled.
>you are a glutton for punishment.
Here we go (again). Hang on to something. Remember, this is *intentionally* crap.
One More Warning: The spelling is Truly Fucking Awful (tm). Seriously. Mostly inspired by the awful spelling endured by poor SugaryLime in that godwaful Legolas/Layouin (???) fic.
Title: Here To Over There And Back Again: A Hobbit\'s Tale
Author/Email: Elijah Wood / eyessobluetheycantbereel@yablue.com
Pairing: OC/Frodo
Rating: PG13
Summary: A man falls into The Shire and met his favorit hobbits.
Disclaimer: Tolkeun owns them I dont own them. Their not mine and i make no money from this endefor.
Feedback: YES PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warnings: This has slash ficsion in it. That means male/male slash. If you don;t like gay mansex then don\'t read this. B cos it has gay mansex in it.
Archive: Anywhere that will take it.
Author\'s Notes: This is in no way a Mary Sue. Or whatever the male eqwivalent is. The character is orijinal and total make up. Frodo is MINE and ALL mine. None of you others can have him coz hes mine. HAHAHAH Muahah.
CHAPTER 1: The Man And The Whole
It was a bright, sunny, tropicly, worm, day. Eddie sat on a bench in the park and watched the children playing all around him with there kites and there frisby\'s laughing, as they chased each other in the long grass. It was a beautifull day as it allways was, He signed and stands up from were he is sitting.
He thought he might get an ice cream on the way home hopping it does not melt wile he walks. He was licking the sweet froze treat and didnt notice the whole in front of him on the ground, He fell down it and his ice cream flew up into the air as he disapeered into the whole with a comedical scream.
It was very black in the whole and he cold not see a thing at all. But then! there was bright lights all around him very suddenly and he hit the ground with a thud. Pickin himself up he batted away the dust from his trowsers and looked around himself. All around was green trees and grass and pritty flours.
\"Cor blimey he said in his strong brittish cokney accent. (Oh yes i forgot to menshun he was english.) Were am i\".
CHAPTER 2: Meetting an obbit.
\"hullo\"! said a cheary voice. \"Who are you,\" it continue. You dont look like an obbit.\"
\"A what,\" asked Eddie.
\"An obbit\", explaned the voice.
\"W-were am I,\" Eddie stammered getting up and looking at the strange little man before him he reelised how it was. \"Y-your Frodo\" he stammered again. \"Frodo Baggins!\"
\"Yes I am\" said the obbit.
Eddie shaked his head in disbeleaf, It was like looking in a mirror he though; the obbit had, blue eyes, like him and dark, brown, curly, hair, like him that was unruly, and also was quite short. This could be his long-lost twin it was remarkabel. \"Im Eddie.\" he saud. \"Eddie woodward.\"
\"Nise to meet you eddie woodward. Very nise indead. What are you doing in my feld.\"
\"I dont no. I fell in a whole in the ground and ladned here.
\"Oh. said Frodo looking at him as if he were made. \"Well, then, cum with me up to baggen and well see what we can do abowt that shirt,\"
Eddie looked down at his shirt surprised to see that their was a big choclate stane on the front of it \"Now were did that cum from\", he asked himself. \"Must of been that icecream.\"
\"Whats icecream, \" Frodo asked him wearing a pussled smile.
\"Its very cool and sweet\" eddie answred \"and my favourit flavour is choclate.\"
\"Whats choclate, \" Frodo asked him still pussled
\"Its Eddie began but traled of. He could see that their would be a lot of explaning to do to Frodo about the wurld he came form.
CHAPTER 3: The Stane.
Frodo dabed ginjurly at the stane on Eddies shit front, smilling at him all the wail. Eddie found himself geeting loosed in them big, round, pale, blue eyes. thay were so blue it was incredibul. As he wotched and frodo kept dabbing the stane with a wet cloth. Frodos eyes got clozer and clozer and suddenly Eddie was beeing kiss by the yung obbit. He smialed into frodos mouth and clozed his eyes.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV reviews and let me no if you wont more chapters cos i ahve lots mor stufff planed for them!!!!!!!!!!! A BIG thanx to my Beeta Reeder : Orlando Bloom / hottesthottieever@hottiemail.com I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope every1 enjoyd this first 3 chapter!!!!!!!
GUHHH. *shudders* This stuff should carry a health warning. Oh. It does. Hope you all survived!
>you have previously suffered from stomach ulcers.
>you are on a diet.
>you are eating ice-cream, as spitting it out at the monitor tends to leave a mark.
>you are sensitive to fuck-awful grammar, spelling, plot, fics in general, etc. (N.B. This is the REEEEEEALLY bad spelling version. I mean, verjun. Truly, the spelling\'s fucking atroshus. ;p Well, okay, actually I couldn\'t make it THAT bad. It was worse, but I changed it back because it was TOTALLY unreadable.)
>you had a humourectomy before you came.
DO read if:
>you hate bad mary sues with a passion unrivalled.
>you are a glutton for punishment.
Here we go (again). Hang on to something. Remember, this is *intentionally* crap.
One More Warning: The spelling is Truly Fucking Awful (tm). Seriously. Mostly inspired by the awful spelling endured by poor SugaryLime in that godwaful Legolas/Layouin (???) fic.
Title: Here To Over There And Back Again: A Hobbit\'s Tale
Author/Email: Elijah Wood / eyessobluetheycantbereel@yablue.com
Pairing: OC/Frodo
Rating: PG13
Summary: A man falls into The Shire and met his favorit hobbits.
Disclaimer: Tolkeun owns them I dont own them. Their not mine and i make no money from this endefor.
Feedback: YES PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warnings: This has slash ficsion in it. That means male/male slash. If you don;t like gay mansex then don\'t read this. B cos it has gay mansex in it.
Archive: Anywhere that will take it.
Author\'s Notes: This is in no way a Mary Sue. Or whatever the male eqwivalent is. The character is orijinal and total make up. Frodo is MINE and ALL mine. None of you others can have him coz hes mine. HAHAHAH Muahah.
CHAPTER 1: The Man And The Whole
It was a bright, sunny, tropicly, worm, day. Eddie sat on a bench in the park and watched the children playing all around him with there kites and there frisby\'s laughing, as they chased each other in the long grass. It was a beautifull day as it allways was, He signed and stands up from were he is sitting.
He thought he might get an ice cream on the way home hopping it does not melt wile he walks. He was licking the sweet froze treat and didnt notice the whole in front of him on the ground, He fell down it and his ice cream flew up into the air as he disapeered into the whole with a comedical scream.
It was very black in the whole and he cold not see a thing at all. But then! there was bright lights all around him very suddenly and he hit the ground with a thud. Pickin himself up he batted away the dust from his trowsers and looked around himself. All around was green trees and grass and pritty flours.
\"Cor blimey he said in his strong brittish cokney accent. (Oh yes i forgot to menshun he was english.) Were am i\".
CHAPTER 2: Meetting an obbit.
\"hullo\"! said a cheary voice. \"Who are you,\" it continue. You dont look like an obbit.\"
\"A what,\" asked Eddie.
\"An obbit\", explaned the voice.
\"W-were am I,\" Eddie stammered getting up and looking at the strange little man before him he reelised how it was. \"Y-your Frodo\" he stammered again. \"Frodo Baggins!\"
\"Yes I am\" said the obbit.
Eddie shaked his head in disbeleaf, It was like looking in a mirror he though; the obbit had, blue eyes, like him and dark, brown, curly, hair, like him that was unruly, and also was quite short. This could be his long-lost twin it was remarkabel. \"Im Eddie.\" he saud. \"Eddie woodward.\"
\"Nise to meet you eddie woodward. Very nise indead. What are you doing in my feld.\"
\"I dont no. I fell in a whole in the ground and ladned here.
\"Oh. said Frodo looking at him as if he were made. \"Well, then, cum with me up to baggen and well see what we can do abowt that shirt,\"
Eddie looked down at his shirt surprised to see that their was a big choclate stane on the front of it \"Now were did that cum from\", he asked himself. \"Must of been that icecream.\"
\"Whats icecream, \" Frodo asked him wearing a pussled smile.
\"Its very cool and sweet\" eddie answred \"and my favourit flavour is choclate.\"
\"Whats choclate, \" Frodo asked him still pussled
\"Its Eddie began but traled of. He could see that their would be a lot of explaning to do to Frodo about the wurld he came form.
CHAPTER 3: The Stane.
Frodo dabed ginjurly at the stane on Eddies shit front, smilling at him all the wail. Eddie found himself geeting loosed in them big, round, pale, blue eyes. thay were so blue it was incredibul. As he wotched and frodo kept dabbing the stane with a wet cloth. Frodos eyes got clozer and clozer and suddenly Eddie was beeing kiss by the yung obbit. He smialed into frodos mouth and clozed his eyes.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV reviews and let me no if you wont more chapters cos i ahve lots mor stufff planed for them!!!!!!!!!!! A BIG thanx to my Beeta Reeder : Orlando Bloom / hottesthottieever@hottiemail.com I LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope every1 enjoyd this first 3 chapter!!!!!!!
GUHHH. *shudders* This stuff should carry a health warning. Oh. It does. Hope you all survived!