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Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,702
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0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
The Little Mermaid
You know, if I had, like, known exactly how much trouble having legs would, like, have caused me I never would have ever seen that icky octopus lady.
I mean sure, I can, like, go on land and some run around and some junk. But I think I got like gyp The The lady must not know her magic or something because she didn’t put me together right. There’s, like, this huge, like, gash right where my legs meet. At first I thought iuld uld be all right, you know? Just keep my legs together or whatever. But then I started to bleed!
I mean, like, EWWW!
Its one thing to have a cut but another to have it, like, bleed! So I was all like trying to run and stuff to find an extra sized band-aid or something but then huge cramps hit me!
So there I was, stumbling around, naked, not able to walk and this really hunky guy finds me, right? So, he’s being all sweet, paying attention to me…well, not my face but you know… and I tell him that I’m, like, cut, or something.
So he’s all like he wants to see it! So I’m thinking, sure, why not? He already has legs, maybe he starts to bleed between them too and some junk. So I spread my legs and show where all the blood is coming out.
He was so sweet. He must have been, like, so sensitive, because he starts to, like shake and stares at it before, like looking at the sky.
He said something weird though. “Thank yGod God for this bounty I’m about to receive.”
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, he’s all like “that must hurt” and I'm all like “yeah, it does” and he’s all like “I know how to make it feel better” and I’m all like “how?”
Then he, like, undoes his pants and shows me this small, veiny thing and says that if he puts it in the cut it will stop bing.ing. I’m thinking, well sticking something in a hole usually stops stuff so I said okay.
So he’s like all on top of me and put it in. it hurt a little and I was about to say when he was like shaking and calling that God guy again (maybe his gf or something) and rolled off.
So I look down and see even more blood and some gooey, white stuff and I want to like totally beat the shit out of him!
But then he said he had his own castle and unlimited charge account at all the best shops so I married him.
Since then that cut still bleeds sometimes. Usually around the same time of the month…weird, huh?
I mean sure, I can, like, go on land and some run around and some junk. But I think I got like gyp The The lady must not know her magic or something because she didn’t put me together right. There’s, like, this huge, like, gash right where my legs meet. At first I thought iuld uld be all right, you know? Just keep my legs together or whatever. But then I started to bleed!
I mean, like, EWWW!
Its one thing to have a cut but another to have it, like, bleed! So I was all like trying to run and stuff to find an extra sized band-aid or something but then huge cramps hit me!
So there I was, stumbling around, naked, not able to walk and this really hunky guy finds me, right? So, he’s being all sweet, paying attention to me…well, not my face but you know… and I tell him that I’m, like, cut, or something.
So he’s all like he wants to see it! So I’m thinking, sure, why not? He already has legs, maybe he starts to bleed between them too and some junk. So I spread my legs and show where all the blood is coming out.
He was so sweet. He must have been, like, so sensitive, because he starts to, like shake and stares at it before, like looking at the sky.
He said something weird though. “Thank yGod God for this bounty I’m about to receive.”
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, he’s all like “that must hurt” and I'm all like “yeah, it does” and he’s all like “I know how to make it feel better” and I’m all like “how?”
Then he, like, undoes his pants and shows me this small, veiny thing and says that if he puts it in the cut it will stop bing.ing. I’m thinking, well sticking something in a hole usually stops stuff so I said okay.
So he’s like all on top of me and put it in. it hurt a little and I was about to say when he was like shaking and calling that God guy again (maybe his gf or something) and rolled off.
So I look down and see even more blood and some gooey, white stuff and I want to like totally beat the shit out of him!
But then he said he had his own castle and unlimited charge account at all the best shops so I married him.
Since then that cut still bleeds sometimes. Usually around the same time of the month…weird, huh?