The Husband
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
8,160
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Bloopers for "The Ex-Lover"
Author’s Note: I just couldn’t resist coming up with bloopers for this one.
Bloopers!!!
--Cue Action--
Richard: So what is it we’re looking for?
Charles: *opens a box so he can mumble into it**big springy snake pops out* Fucking Shit!
Richard: *moving right along as though nothing happened* Don’t have to bother looking for that, just have to sniff around.
Stage crew: *all laughing hysterically*
--BEEP--
Charles: *with great emotion* Do you have any idea how many women buy dildos more than men?
Richard: *forgets his line* My grandma said it was a six-to-one ratio.
Charles: *relaxing into a flirtatious pose* Really? I heard it was ten-to-one.
--BEEP--
Charles: *scowling* This wouldn’t have been a problem if Donnie didn’t insist on naming the line after me.
*closet door opens and a shadowed figure stands in the doorframe*
“A deep voice”: Charles, is that you?
Charles: *squints* Donnie?
“A deep voice”: *steps into the closet and closes the door* What the hell is going on here?
Charles: *improvises* *stammering with an excuse* Donnie! It’s not…I-I was just looking to-to see if I left my leopard-print thong behind!
Richard: *jaw drops* Melissa!
“A deep vo/Mel/Melissa: *grins and speaks in her normal voice* None other, toots.
--BEEP--
Charles: *in a deeply seductive voice* Why not just stick to the real thing.
Richard: *whispers slightly uneasy* You’re crushing my groin man.
--BEEP--
Yet again!…
Charles: *in a deeply seductive voice* Why not just stick to the real thing. *proceeds to suck Richard’s tongue out of his mouth*
Director: *Calls cut*
Richard: *as though tongue-less* Ka I peese ge ah ba?
Charles: *draws a fake tongue from his mouth and yells* Props!!!
--End Bloopers--
Bloopers!!!
--Cue Action--
Richard: So what is it we’re looking for?
Charles: *opens a box so he can mumble into it**big springy snake pops out* Fucking Shit!
Richard: *moving right along as though nothing happened* Don’t have to bother looking for that, just have to sniff around.
Stage crew: *all laughing hysterically*
--BEEP--
Charles: *with great emotion* Do you have any idea how many women buy dildos more than men?
Richard: *forgets his line* My grandma said it was a six-to-one ratio.
Charles: *relaxing into a flirtatious pose* Really? I heard it was ten-to-one.
--BEEP--
Charles: *scowling* This wouldn’t have been a problem if Donnie didn’t insist on naming the line after me.
*closet door opens and a shadowed figure stands in the doorframe*
“A deep voice”: Charles, is that you?
Charles: *squints* Donnie?
“A deep voice”: *steps into the closet and closes the door* What the hell is going on here?
Charles: *improvises* *stammering with an excuse* Donnie! It’s not…I-I was just looking to-to see if I left my leopard-print thong behind!
Richard: *jaw drops* Melissa!
“A deep vo/Mel/Melissa: *grins and speaks in her normal voice* None other, toots.
--BEEP--
Charles: *in a deeply seductive voice* Why not just stick to the real thing.
Richard: *whispers slightly uneasy* You’re crushing my groin man.
--BEEP--
Yet again!…
Charles: *in a deeply seductive voice* Why not just stick to the real thing. *proceeds to suck Richard’s tongue out of his mouth*
Director: *Calls cut*
Richard: *as though tongue-less* Ka I peese ge ah ba?
Charles: *draws a fake tongue from his mouth and yells* Props!!!
--End Bloopers--