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Original - Misc › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
24
Views:
869
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Icafia 19
Chapter by Johnny Walker.
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Okay. Admittadly, jumping the Omni was PROBABLY a mistake. Probably. But then again, if he hadn't, this Mercades chick woulda been left in the dust. So, in reality they should be thanking him.
Sean steched his legs and got up to take a piss. He finished and found shelter agaisnt the wind behind the truck to light up a smoke. It was good to finally have some time where he wasn't being shot at/jumping out of moving vechicles/blown up. Someone one was snoring. They were a good group of folks, though strange as fuck. A ninja, a dude with a guantlent, what ever the hell Mercades lugged around, and the fucking pyro. That damn woman was going to kill him one of these days. Sean rubbed his sore head. 'Fuckin psyhco broads..'
He really shouldn't complain about her being Icafia's XO. Not after his own little bit o' dark history with the head bitch.. "Damn it, why did I even take that fucking job.." The thief cursed and headed for his section of grass. "Oh well, I'll take care of that bitch and finish up that story."
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"It depends on if the engine still works, and if the guantlent wants to work." "Well, let's try." Akane said, standing away from Leo and the truck. It was about ten in the morning, later than the normal wake up call, but eh, they had an excuse.
There was a humming noise from the guantlet. Leo fiddled with some buttons. A green light began to surround it. The humming grew louder. Leo took a deep breath and pointed the guantlet at the truck.
The truck slowly began to shake. Dirt fell loose as the two and a half tons of metal began to lift off the ground. The guantlet whinned in protest. "Holy shit it's working.." Someone observed.
The truck was a few feet off the deck. The wieght of it began to press down on the guantlet and Leo had to brace it with his other hand.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the truck began to rotate. It visably sunk in the air as the crates shifted to the side. The guantlet sagged in unison with the truck.
Fianlly the truck was right side up. Leo smiled and slowly bgean to lower the vechicle. There was a spark, the guantlet shit out, and the truck fell the last foot to the ground.
Applouse broke out among the group, Leo turned and bowed.
Sean headed for the driver's side door. "I get to drive!" BLAM! A bullet slammed into the door between his fingers. "Point well taken Bebe. I'll just ride in the back with you." The thief ducked as soon as he spoke, and a bullet wizzed through the canvas. Bebe growled at him.
"So how exactly did the truck end up like this?" Mercedes asked. Everyone pointed at Sean. Mercedes looked around at the truck, then at the nearby hill, and finally back at Sean.
"How.. exactly.. did you?" "I'm talented." "You're an idiot." Akane observed. "Hey, you took that bet, it's yer fualt for encouraging me!" "How is it my fualt!?" "You shoulda known I can't be trusted with a moving vechicle. I mean I jumped out of a fucking moving vechicle onto another one like three times! Does that seem safe to you?" "Get in the fucking truck before I take off an arm."
Sean chuckled and headed for the back, making sure to sing The Airborne Ranger Song as he went.
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"So, Mercedes, you gonna ride in the truck with us?" Bebe asked. "I know Sean is a perverted, guiltless prick, but I can handle him." Bebe spun the 629 in her hand. "Nah, I think I'll take my moped, I kinda like the thing." "I don't think the moped could keep up." Leo observed. "I can just stick the rail gun on back." "I Heard something about guns!" Sean yelled from the truck. "Shut up Stabs!" Bebe yelled. "That would cuase too much suspicion though." Leo said. "And a flipped truck and a destroyed Omni, not to mention the results of your little chase arn't?" "Well.. err.."
"The cops here are on Icafia's payroll, they know to stay away." Bebe interjected. "Sides, gas will cost less." "Oh all right, but someone better take care of my moped." "We'll call someone to pick it up and take it to public storage when we get into town." "Alright.." Mercedes grudgenly gave in. "But they'll take good care of it right?" "Yes, I promise they will."
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The group once again set out on the road. As they left, the three in the back could see the remains of there fire, the Omni, and Mercedes' moped. Then the moped exploded. "POR QUE!"
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Okay. Admittadly, jumping the Omni was PROBABLY a mistake. Probably. But then again, if he hadn't, this Mercades chick woulda been left in the dust. So, in reality they should be thanking him.
Sean steched his legs and got up to take a piss. He finished and found shelter agaisnt the wind behind the truck to light up a smoke. It was good to finally have some time where he wasn't being shot at/jumping out of moving vechicles/blown up. Someone one was snoring. They were a good group of folks, though strange as fuck. A ninja, a dude with a guantlent, what ever the hell Mercades lugged around, and the fucking pyro. That damn woman was going to kill him one of these days. Sean rubbed his sore head. 'Fuckin psyhco broads..'
He really shouldn't complain about her being Icafia's XO. Not after his own little bit o' dark history with the head bitch.. "Damn it, why did I even take that fucking job.." The thief cursed and headed for his section of grass. "Oh well, I'll take care of that bitch and finish up that story."
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"It depends on if the engine still works, and if the guantlent wants to work." "Well, let's try." Akane said, standing away from Leo and the truck. It was about ten in the morning, later than the normal wake up call, but eh, they had an excuse.
There was a humming noise from the guantlet. Leo fiddled with some buttons. A green light began to surround it. The humming grew louder. Leo took a deep breath and pointed the guantlet at the truck.
The truck slowly began to shake. Dirt fell loose as the two and a half tons of metal began to lift off the ground. The guantlet whinned in protest. "Holy shit it's working.." Someone observed.
The truck was a few feet off the deck. The wieght of it began to press down on the guantlet and Leo had to brace it with his other hand.
Slowly, ever so slowly, the truck began to rotate. It visably sunk in the air as the crates shifted to the side. The guantlet sagged in unison with the truck.
Fianlly the truck was right side up. Leo smiled and slowly bgean to lower the vechicle. There was a spark, the guantlet shit out, and the truck fell the last foot to the ground.
Applouse broke out among the group, Leo turned and bowed.
Sean headed for the driver's side door. "I get to drive!" BLAM! A bullet slammed into the door between his fingers. "Point well taken Bebe. I'll just ride in the back with you." The thief ducked as soon as he spoke, and a bullet wizzed through the canvas. Bebe growled at him.
"So how exactly did the truck end up like this?" Mercedes asked. Everyone pointed at Sean. Mercedes looked around at the truck, then at the nearby hill, and finally back at Sean.
"How.. exactly.. did you?" "I'm talented." "You're an idiot." Akane observed. "Hey, you took that bet, it's yer fualt for encouraging me!" "How is it my fualt!?" "You shoulda known I can't be trusted with a moving vechicle. I mean I jumped out of a fucking moving vechicle onto another one like three times! Does that seem safe to you?" "Get in the fucking truck before I take off an arm."
Sean chuckled and headed for the back, making sure to sing The Airborne Ranger Song as he went.
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"So, Mercedes, you gonna ride in the truck with us?" Bebe asked. "I know Sean is a perverted, guiltless prick, but I can handle him." Bebe spun the 629 in her hand. "Nah, I think I'll take my moped, I kinda like the thing." "I don't think the moped could keep up." Leo observed. "I can just stick the rail gun on back." "I Heard something about guns!" Sean yelled from the truck. "Shut up Stabs!" Bebe yelled. "That would cuase too much suspicion though." Leo said. "And a flipped truck and a destroyed Omni, not to mention the results of your little chase arn't?" "Well.. err.."
"The cops here are on Icafia's payroll, they know to stay away." Bebe interjected. "Sides, gas will cost less." "Oh all right, but someone better take care of my moped." "We'll call someone to pick it up and take it to public storage when we get into town." "Alright.." Mercedes grudgenly gave in. "But they'll take good care of it right?" "Yes, I promise they will."
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The group once again set out on the road. As they left, the three in the back could see the remains of there fire, the Omni, and Mercedes' moped. Then the moped exploded. "POR QUE!"