THERE'S NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT

Jacki D Dixx was a fine girl, a little slutty but nothing unusual, especially during this

day and age. For the most part she was a quiet unassuming girl who spent most nights at

home smoking weed, watching tv, and playing with one of her vast dildo collection. She was

a bit hesitant about going out because she usually got drunker than fuck and wound up

waking up with some total loser or getting carried to jail. She didn't work, she didn't

really have to because she had a modest trust fund from her deceased grandpa.  She only

got about 2,455 dollars a month but it helped a lot.  Occasionally she got a job in a porno to help ends meet. For that she always wore a blue wig and pink glasses so no one would know who she was. Like I said already, she was a fine girl...just slightly slutty and a bit of a tease, pot head, and sometimes drunk. She had lots of bad habits but who doesn't?  Sad to say one day her bad habit of littering while drunk got her pulled over by the cops.

"Can I see your license and registration Ma'am?"  

"Ok but I don't have a valid license anymore officer....sorry."

He was young, if he wasn't gay she felt she might be able to get out of this mess.

"I'm afraid I will have to take you in and impound your car Miss...you are drunk and have

no license and I must do it for your own safety and that of others."

Jacki D Dixx smiled at the young cop and fluttered her eyelids. "Will you let me off if

I blow you?"

"Yes," the officer replied. "I bet you're good at it too."

They drove both cars to a secluded area and the cop got his blow job.  He seemed to enjoy

it very much. Later they smoked a joint while he fondled Jacki's really big hooters.

"Damn, these are nice," said the cop...the admiration was evident in his voice.

"Thank you officer, remember you are here to protect and serve.  So why don't you get down

and service my hair taco?  You have a nice member and this weed is making me horny....

where did you get it?"

"Oh I took it off some dumbass teens, its not bad."

The officer went down on Jacki D Dixx and she purred like a kitten the entire time until

she got pretty loud.  When her cookies were delivered, she got back into her pants and

gave the officer a little kiss before going on her way.  He gave her several joints for the road. Jacki went back to her apartment to find her uncle Joe waiting for her.

"Where you been you little trollop?" He asked. "Did you forget you asked me to drop by

and see what's wrong with your dvd player?"

"I got pulled over by the law."

"Driving drunk again?"

"Yes, but its ok, he let me off...I guess he just needed to talk to someone, he was a nice

guy actually, especially for a pig."

"Don't give me the details."

They went inside and Joe checked out the dvd player. "No wonder this piece of shit won't

work...there is a bag of weed and a couple of tampons crammed up inside it."

"I wondered where I put that shit...let's get high."

"What about the tampons....what the fuck is up with that?"

"You can have them if you want."  

"Fuck you bitch."

"No thanks, I already been fucked today...and by a real dick, not a little Vienna sausage

like you got Uncle Joe dear."

They smoked some weed and watched SpongeBob. Jacki hated SpongeBob because Squidward

reminded her of her Mom. Joe loved the show though and laughed like an idiot during

virtually every scene. Soon they had the munchies and Jacki cooked a bowl of rice krispies

for each of them. "Don't you have any real food around her," Joe asked?

"You can eat me," Jacki suggested.

"No thanks," Joe replied. "I meant something that hasn't spoiled already."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

Joe went home and Jacki D Dixx took a long nap. That evening she decided to go to the

movies.  She enjoyed Biblical movies so she went to see Exodus. It was good, it was

almost half over before she fell asleep and spilled her drink and popcorn all over her

lap. As she left the theater, more than one guy noticed how wet the crotch of her pants

were. One smart ass had to comment. "That Christian Bale is one hot stuff...huh?"

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

Jacki didn't want to go home so she sort of wandered about the mall for a little while.

It was very boring until this really disgusting, zit faced kid approached her.  He was

wearing a dirty t shirt and sneakers that were so filthy you could barely tell where the

laces were. His eyes were bloodshot and he smelled awful. It was her little brother Elmer

.  "What's up sis?"

"Nothing much, still sleeping in your car?"

"No, been crashing in a nice clean dumpster behind the newspaper.  Lots of nice newspaper

to keep me warm and informed too."

"Great, what do you want? I don't have any money."

"Joe told me he found a bag of weed stuffed into your dvd player. Can I have some?"

"I thought you only smoked crack?"

"Yeah but I can swap the weed for crack."

"Oh, you always were the one member of our family that had a good head on his shoulders."

"What can I say."

Jacki gave him some of the weed. "Why don't you get a shower sometime?"

"No showers in a dumpster."

"Come home with me, you can shower...then you get the fuck out."

They went back to her place and he showered.  She gave him a different t shirt that some

dude had left there.  It was dirty but cleaner than the one he had. "You are a great sister."

There was a pounding on the door, it was the young cop.

"Back for more," Jacki asked?

"We're looking for your brother." He had another young cop with him, a really

cute one.

"Is he going to jail?"

,"Well," the cop replied...."By the way, my name is Adam, this guy is Bob. "hi Bob, glad to

meet you...Is Jimmy going to jail?"

"Absolutely."

"That's good, the poor boy could use the rest. Not to mention the good food and all that

great jail sex you hear about all the time."

"Its not that great," said Bob as he admired Jacki who was only wearing a little lacy

black bra and yellow panties. "Wanna come in and smoke some weed before you carry him off

to the big house?"

Both cops nodded and pretty soon the bong was going around. Jimmy was not to thrilled with

the idea of going to jai. He had only gotten out five or six days earlier.  "Why don't

you guys cut me a break.

Adam shook his head, "no way, you fucking idiot. We have a witness who said you stole an

old ladies purse yesterday."

"How the fuck do you know I did it?"

"Like your own grandmother doesn't know who the fuck you are dumb shit?"

This gave Jacki the giggles, she laughed so hard her face turned bright red. Soon they

were all laughing. "Hey, I got some acid..." Bob declared out of the blue. "I stole it

from the evidence room. I'll give you some if you'll blow me Jacki."

"Sure, but lets do the acid first. If its not any good I ain't about to blow you big boy."

All four took a couple of hits of the orange sunshine. It was damned good shit.

"Look, I have hands," Jimmy said.  "Now you can jack me off," Adam replied.

"fuck you."

"fuck you."

"Hey, lets all go riding in the cop car...we can put the siren on and drive really fucking

fast like there is an emergency." Bob said. "Won't you get in trouble for that?" Jacki D Dixx asked.

"Fuck no, my dad is chief of police...you got anything to drink?  I drive better when I'm

gassed up good."

"True," Adam said.

Soon they were all roaring through town like a scene from the movie Bullit. It was great

for awhile until Bob crashed the cop car. "Damn fucking dog, why did he have to run out

there like that?"

"There was no fucking dog you moron!" Adam groaned. "Dammit, the fucking Uzi flew up

and hit me in the head...I'm bleeding!  I'm going to die!!"

"You will be alright honey," Jacki said and wiped the tiny bit of blood away with a

sanitary napkin. "Where are we any fucking way, we've been riding a long time."

Jimmy who was hardcore commented. "we've been out like ten hours.  I think we are in

another country...Mexico or Alabama.?

They got out and started walking. The two cops stripped down to their t shirts so as to

not draw attention.  They kept their glocks however. Jimmy got to carry the Uzi. He was

so proud and announced that he was joining the force as soon as he got out of rehab.

"We would be glad to have you son," Adam said. "Welcome aboard. Its a very rewarding job.

"I can see that for real." Jimmy beamed with eyes that glowed bright from the acid and

weed.

They all took some more acid and wandered into the downtown area. It was really nice, they

bought cokes and relaxed on the courthouse steps. It was then that they noticed some

county mounties leading a weird looking Islamic guy down the courthouse steps. "Look at

that freak, he needs some of this." Jimmy patted the Uzi hidden under his t shirt.

"Shut up Jimmy," Jacki frowned. "He's probably a very nice guy, probably got arrested for

not feeding his dog or some such shit."

Jimmy was about to reply to his bitchy sister when a white van pulled up and three guys

jumped out. They were wearing masks and and carrying ak47s.  They started yelling some

crazy shit in Arabic and then started spraying lead in all directions. Immediately Adam

and Bob pulled their glocks and began returning fire. Jimmy turned the Uzi loose and even

Jacki got in on the act with her little .25 automatic. Altogether it was a hail of lead

they poured in the direction of the asshole terrorist. Within second it was all over, the

terrorists were shot to pieces. One of the cops guarding the Islamic prisoner said, "what

the fuck?" and then he shot the prisoner once in the head. It was a bloody mess all around.

In the following days Adam, Bob, Jacki and Jimmy were national heroes. They had saved

Alabama from Al Qeada. They even appeared on Fox news except for Bob who smelled like

reefer and Bill O'Riley didn't like that shit.  He wouldn't even shake Bob's hand but he

did give him a t shirt for a souvenir. Every one got signed copies of Patton. Jimmy

swapped his for crack naturally. He got a big rock due to O'Riley's signature.

After a few months everything calmed down and pretty much returned to normal. Adam and

Bob got big promotions and are now working for homeland security. Jimmy also joined the

force and is the new crossing guard at Thomas Jefferson Jr The Third elementary school.

He says its a great place to score crack and get laid too.

Jacki fell back into her old ways. She soon pretty much forgot the entire thing but

everythime she blew a cop that exciting day would cross her mind. Sometimes she thought

it all might have been just another drugged out dream. Anyhow, it made her feel good that

she had done her part to keep America great and safe from crazy assholes...crazy foreign

assholes anyway?"

One of the terrorist actually lived and was able to serve his life sentence. When he was

questioned all he had to say was, "who was that hot babe, that shot me? She was a great

shot and looked like a real sweet n sexy girl. Tell her I only have two wives so far."


 


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