The Shower

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Nathaniel: Yeah, he'll forgive him! There'll be sex in the next installment...

Rekkie: Eventually I'll deal with the mom and dad situation. A political and religious rant will ensue... and I hope I'll write it well enough to get the point across and lash out at stupidity in an interesting way.

Mindingmyown:Sex and a massage in the next chapter!

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Jay went out to the moving van to get more boxes while Shawn finally found a radio station that was talking about sports, although at the moment the announcer was going on about yet another brawl on the ice at a hockey match.

“Idiots!” Shawn retorted. “How many times does something have to happen; before it’s no longer news?” Shawn unpacked a box of glasses putting them into the cabinet, when the box was empty he tossed it into the living room. “Why not announce when a fight DOESN’T break out?”

And in football news, a shocking revelation from the pro-bowl linebacker Mike Blah; has locker rooms across the country buzzing with controversy. We’ll tell you what it was, and how it will affect the way football is played when we come back from this commercial break...

“Whatever!” Seth snorted. “When you pay millions of dollars to these guys, he isn’t going to fucking care…”

“You talking to yourself again?” Jay brought in more boxes putting them on the floor by the couch. “Damn… my back is killing me!”

“I’m talking to that dumb ass reporter.” Seth retorted. “We’re ruining football, just so you know.”

“If you ask me… a little grab ass might make the game (football) a little more interesting.” Jay cleared off a spot on the couch and dropped into it with a sigh. “When you make a good play and drag someone to the ground… whoever’s on top gets to drag the other one to the end zone and make up their own victory dance.” Jay smiled widely. “Yep sounds like something I could get into! Wanna play?”

“We just did!” Shawn reminded him. “Horny old man! Besides you said your back hurts.”

“But that was a quickie…” Jay whined. “And you could massage it for me…” He gave Shawn a hopeful look.

“Hmmm… I’ll massage your back later…” Shawn promised. “After the bed is set up.”

“I wasn’t talking about my back.” Jay countered with a wicked grin. “And the floor looks good at this point.”

Okay and we’re back, Linebacker Mike Blah admitted today that he and a fellow teammate have been having a homosexual relationship for several years now. This announcement comes on the heels of the release of some photo’s with the couple sharing an intimate moment in their back yard hall. Now the couple is suing the photographer for a invasion of privacy and trespassing, he declined to be interviewed at this time.

However we were able to get the reactions of their fellow teammates. One player had this to say:

(player) I don’t care, you know what I’m saying? Cause as long as they play good football and we win, I don’t care if they’re doing my sister.

(Interviewer) So it doesn’t bother you at all? That one of the guys in the shower next to you might be a homosexual?

(player) As long as they know where I stand; *nervous laughter* you know what I’m saying dere though. * More laughter* I mean I’ll be a little more careful with my towel…

One the other side of the coin the announcement drew this response from Tight End David Norman:

(Dave) I don’t think they should be in the locker room with the rest of us. I don’t want to have to worry about them looking at me like that.

(Interviewer) So are you saying they should quit football?

(Dave) Yes! Maybe.. I dunno bout that, but I don’t wanna worry about patting one of them on the butt for a good job and have to worry about them getting the wrong idea. They don’t allow women in here, why should they let a couple of gays ogle us? Maybe they can get shower with the cheerleaders… it might help em straighten out.

“Spoken like a true homophobe!” Shawn muttered.

Jay sat up to listen to the radio interview, sending a glance towards Shawn, who was staring intently at the radio as if it were a TV. The announcer went on to say that the team owner declined to comment other than it was a team matter and appropriate actions would be taken to insure the situation was handled with decorum and fairness to all sides.

“What the fuck, does that mean?” Shawn’s jaw was clenched when he looked over at Jay.

“How the hell should I know?” Jay spread his hands in a helpless gesture. “You know what will get your mind off all this?”

“Jay…” Shawn groaned. “Sex isn’t the answer to everything you know!”

“I was talking about helping me unload boxes…” Jay tried to keep an innocent look on his face and failed. “But I like your idea better...” He waggled his eyebrows at Shawn in a lecherous manner.

“Let’s get boxes…” Shawn put an extra sway in his hips as moved past Jay then went out the door to get more boxes.

Jay eagerly jumped up off the couch following after him like a love struck puppy.

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