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Category:
Original - Misc › Humour
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,023
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
StormyWind, FlamingEarth and IcyEarth?
StormyWind Yaois and IcyEarth Hets! Oh dear!
((I am sorry to say that yes, I am an internet junkie, and I do RP probably more than I should, but I am recovering (slowly) about that whole thing. Please bear with me. And the real Ice isn’t THAT submissive… I just play one on T.V. I am sorry that you do not like some of the things I do, but let’s just say that it inspires me to write more ESH, and that is always, a good thing, right?
Nice pose…))
“WHAT IS THIS???” Wind bellowed through the apartment complex…
“what is he yelling about now?” Ice grumbled, looking at her alarm clock, it read three in the afternoon. Ice was always a night owl.
“you are on adult-fanfiction.org again aren’t you Wind-for-brains?” Storm laughed. He had just got home from the truck…
“Yes! Look at this! Two hundred and fifty three stories… about you and me Storm…” Wind shuddered. “They call them Stormy Winds.”
“I’ve not heard of these Stormy Winds… wait, Mistress of the Dark Flame…” Storm was looking over Wind’s shoulder…
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Both bellowed at once.
“I see the boys have found my Stormy Wind page…” Flame chuckled.
Storm and Wind went on… “Here… this one. Let’s see how bad they are.” Storm pointed. “It’s Wet Heat. By Angelzhattz3r5…”
“alright.”
***
Stromy Windz By Angelzhattz3r5 (Authoress is doing this on purpose yo)
Storm was taking a nice hawt shower… that amazzing body of his all slick ed and soaped up.
”Hey baby… how r u today?” Wind spoke as he cum into the showr, all hard and hot. He wuz hard…
“better now that u r here wit me.” Storm turned to kiss… he wuz harder then Wind wuz.
***
THAT was about all that poor Wind and Storm could read. Wind jumped up and turned around, drop kicking Storm, “Never…”
***
Flame giggled, “I think they are CUTE!”
Earth shook his head as he logged on to check his emails. He wanted to see some of these Stormy Wind Yaois for himself!
“Icy Earth?” He clicked on a story called ‘Forever Forbidden’…
/// Earth closed his eyes as he lay there in bed… he could never have his one true love… Ice Sickle. He shifted his naked body under the cool satin sheets, feeling every touch against his skin as her own…///
“Hey! I think I found my new favorite stories!”
….
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Oh calm down Ice…”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“It’s only a story…”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“It means people like you!”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
“It means you are popular. Think of all your fans!”
“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
“Think of how they like you!”
“RRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggggggggg”
“Think of inhaling.” Flame shook her head.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ha…” Ice was turning an impressive shade of blue.
***
Nox was nursing her two babies, they were growing so fast!
’How are my babies?’ Rascal peeked her head in, ‘Hey Nox, can I come in?’
‘Sure Rascal… look at how big these two are!’
Rascal sat down protectively near the cat, ‘They look just like Mama…’
‘what’s all that yelling I hear? My kittens are trying to sleep’ Nox shook her head… in the background there was…
‘HEY! HEY! COME ON! LET ME OUT!’
‘Physco. They put him in his kennel while Ice is heading out today. He ate her underwear last time she went to the grocery store…’ Rascal shook her head.
‘Gross… which pair?’
‘All but three pairs.’
‘UBER GROSS!’ Nox licked her babies sweetly.
‘Tell me about it.’ Rascal shook her head.
***
“Let’s see, so nice of you to come shopping with me Oompa. My back has been killing me.” Ice was driving around in the little scooter. They have had to go back to the regular shopping since Shadow left. (we knew he was good for something)
“Hmm… where’s your list?” Oompa smiled, “And no problem Ice, it sucks to have problems…”
“Here.” Ice unraveled a long, long list…
“Yeeeeeesh.”
“Yes, I need fourteen bags of pizza rolls,”
“Gotcha”
”Four loaves of bread…”
“White and wheat…”
“Of each…”
***
About an hour later.
“Two gallons of milk… three cases of coke…”
Poor Oompa was gasping, that cart was heaaaaaaaaaavy!
“Three cases of Coke Zero…”
Oompa just shook his head “You… only shop once a month? Right???”
“Hmm? Oh no silly, this is a bimonthly thing.”
(*Giggles hysterically* poor oompa…MOOOOOREEEEE…oh yeah…Love, Flame) ((actual note left by the lovely Flame while I was out all day.))
***
((And as an apology for all the shit I have put Sephy Sama through… and for the things that I am that he might not like… a small little Sephy/Flame scene… without Flame’s consent… (I am taking these whip marks for YOU Sephy-Sama! *CRACK* owwwiee….))
Flame was resting by the pool, wearing her red string bikini. She was resting, leg lifted up in a rather seductive pose.
Sephy, visiting for a while, wore just his swim trunks as he walked out to the poolside. His eyes instantly befell an amazing sight. (Note: Sephy, what do you look like??? I don’t know…))
Flame sighed softly, shifting a bit in her sweet half rest. Sephy got an idea… he carefully and quietly strolled over to her and lowered his lips to press against hers.
Flame moaned into the touches, and didn’t say anything… in fact, her tongue licked at his bottom lip! Her hand moved up his arm and she dug her claws into his skin… then…
Pause… one… two… three…
Then Flame screeched, and poor Sephy was shoved. (hey, you got off easily! You could have been severely hurt!) into the pool with a large, flamboyant splash.
“Sephy!” Flame jumped up and shook her head as the young man surfaced.
“Ugh… I deserved that.” He spat out some water…
“No! No you didn’t, you startled me!” She had almost fallen out of her top, but she offered a hand to him. As soon as the now rather soggy Sephy was on dry land, Flame pulled him closer to her apartment door. “Mmm… now you are all wet Sephy. Maybe I should go and warm you up a bit?” She opened the door and pulled Sephy Sama into the room by his swim trunks, much to his shock and surprise.
((Now, hoping that this doesn’t get me killed by Flame… I might continue. I am sorry Sephy… don’t stop reading my stories.))
***
It was about twenty minutes later, and Earth heard it first. “NO! EVERYONE! CODE T.V.!!!!!!”
Everyone’s T.V. turned on to the loudest channel they could get… then promptly exploded.
Somewhere in Flame’s room, naked and enjoying himself, Sephy rolled “That is my POWER!!! Ooh Flame… do that again with your mouth!”
***
“Hey, hey…” Earth spoke at Flame.
“What?”
“You have to see this… ‘It’s a FlamingEarth.”
“Fan fiction…” Flame shook her head, exhaling a bit. Man, this…
“But they are really hot!”
“No. Only if I really burn you.”
“Read them.”
“No.”
“Plea…”
“I am warning you Earth, one more time…”
Earth shut up, seeing the flaming ball of black death on Flame’s hand.
(Poor Sephy….*snickers* you know this is kinda fun…I should start leaving notes in your chapters while your gone and asleep more often…*waves at Sephy* that’s a good point….what do you look like??? *looks around curiously* anyway I think this is a long enough note considering I know I’ll end up leaving more in further chapters…Sorry Authoress…but…it’s FUN!!! Love, Flame P.S. a FlamingEarth….only if it’s me catching him on fire for real…)
((Flame really likes my stories yo! I can’t even get the damn thing posted before she reads and reviews!! SEPHY!!! OOH! You reviewed my other stories, and yes… yes, I am going to keep doing the furry one, it is my revised version of the ESH, a better and more descriptive story of the ESH… me growing as an author))
P.S. I am going to do a chapter (with flame's permission) doing a very extensive scene with Flame and Sephy here in about two chapters time. Laters.
((I am sorry to say that yes, I am an internet junkie, and I do RP probably more than I should, but I am recovering (slowly) about that whole thing. Please bear with me. And the real Ice isn’t THAT submissive… I just play one on T.V. I am sorry that you do not like some of the things I do, but let’s just say that it inspires me to write more ESH, and that is always, a good thing, right?
Nice pose…))
“WHAT IS THIS???” Wind bellowed through the apartment complex…
“what is he yelling about now?” Ice grumbled, looking at her alarm clock, it read three in the afternoon. Ice was always a night owl.
“you are on adult-fanfiction.org again aren’t you Wind-for-brains?” Storm laughed. He had just got home from the truck…
“Yes! Look at this! Two hundred and fifty three stories… about you and me Storm…” Wind shuddered. “They call them Stormy Winds.”
“I’ve not heard of these Stormy Winds… wait, Mistress of the Dark Flame…” Storm was looking over Wind’s shoulder…
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Both bellowed at once.
“I see the boys have found my Stormy Wind page…” Flame chuckled.
Storm and Wind went on… “Here… this one. Let’s see how bad they are.” Storm pointed. “It’s Wet Heat. By Angelzhattz3r5…”
“alright.”
***
Stromy Windz By Angelzhattz3r5 (Authoress is doing this on purpose yo)
Storm was taking a nice hawt shower… that amazzing body of his all slick ed and soaped up.
”Hey baby… how r u today?” Wind spoke as he cum into the showr, all hard and hot. He wuz hard…
“better now that u r here wit me.” Storm turned to kiss… he wuz harder then Wind wuz.
***
THAT was about all that poor Wind and Storm could read. Wind jumped up and turned around, drop kicking Storm, “Never…”
***
Flame giggled, “I think they are CUTE!”
Earth shook his head as he logged on to check his emails. He wanted to see some of these Stormy Wind Yaois for himself!
“Icy Earth?” He clicked on a story called ‘Forever Forbidden’…
/// Earth closed his eyes as he lay there in bed… he could never have his one true love… Ice Sickle. He shifted his naked body under the cool satin sheets, feeling every touch against his skin as her own…///
“Hey! I think I found my new favorite stories!”
….
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Oh calm down Ice…”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“It’s only a story…”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“It means people like you!”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
“It means you are popular. Think of all your fans!”
“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
“Think of how they like you!”
“RRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggggggggg”
“Think of inhaling.” Flame shook her head.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ha…” Ice was turning an impressive shade of blue.
***
Nox was nursing her two babies, they were growing so fast!
’How are my babies?’ Rascal peeked her head in, ‘Hey Nox, can I come in?’
‘Sure Rascal… look at how big these two are!’
Rascal sat down protectively near the cat, ‘They look just like Mama…’
‘what’s all that yelling I hear? My kittens are trying to sleep’ Nox shook her head… in the background there was…
‘HEY! HEY! COME ON! LET ME OUT!’
‘Physco. They put him in his kennel while Ice is heading out today. He ate her underwear last time she went to the grocery store…’ Rascal shook her head.
‘Gross… which pair?’
‘All but three pairs.’
‘UBER GROSS!’ Nox licked her babies sweetly.
‘Tell me about it.’ Rascal shook her head.
***
“Let’s see, so nice of you to come shopping with me Oompa. My back has been killing me.” Ice was driving around in the little scooter. They have had to go back to the regular shopping since Shadow left. (we knew he was good for something)
“Hmm… where’s your list?” Oompa smiled, “And no problem Ice, it sucks to have problems…”
“Here.” Ice unraveled a long, long list…
“Yeeeeeesh.”
“Yes, I need fourteen bags of pizza rolls,”
“Gotcha”
”Four loaves of bread…”
“White and wheat…”
“Of each…”
***
About an hour later.
“Two gallons of milk… three cases of coke…”
Poor Oompa was gasping, that cart was heaaaaaaaaaavy!
“Three cases of Coke Zero…”
Oompa just shook his head “You… only shop once a month? Right???”
“Hmm? Oh no silly, this is a bimonthly thing.”
(*Giggles hysterically* poor oompa…MOOOOOREEEEE…oh yeah…Love, Flame) ((actual note left by the lovely Flame while I was out all day.))
***
((And as an apology for all the shit I have put Sephy Sama through… and for the things that I am that he might not like… a small little Sephy/Flame scene… without Flame’s consent… (I am taking these whip marks for YOU Sephy-Sama! *CRACK* owwwiee….))
Flame was resting by the pool, wearing her red string bikini. She was resting, leg lifted up in a rather seductive pose.
Sephy, visiting for a while, wore just his swim trunks as he walked out to the poolside. His eyes instantly befell an amazing sight. (Note: Sephy, what do you look like??? I don’t know…))
Flame sighed softly, shifting a bit in her sweet half rest. Sephy got an idea… he carefully and quietly strolled over to her and lowered his lips to press against hers.
Flame moaned into the touches, and didn’t say anything… in fact, her tongue licked at his bottom lip! Her hand moved up his arm and she dug her claws into his skin… then…
Pause… one… two… three…
Then Flame screeched, and poor Sephy was shoved. (hey, you got off easily! You could have been severely hurt!) into the pool with a large, flamboyant splash.
“Sephy!” Flame jumped up and shook her head as the young man surfaced.
“Ugh… I deserved that.” He spat out some water…
“No! No you didn’t, you startled me!” She had almost fallen out of her top, but she offered a hand to him. As soon as the now rather soggy Sephy was on dry land, Flame pulled him closer to her apartment door. “Mmm… now you are all wet Sephy. Maybe I should go and warm you up a bit?” She opened the door and pulled Sephy Sama into the room by his swim trunks, much to his shock and surprise.
((Now, hoping that this doesn’t get me killed by Flame… I might continue. I am sorry Sephy… don’t stop reading my stories.))
***
It was about twenty minutes later, and Earth heard it first. “NO! EVERYONE! CODE T.V.!!!!!!”
Everyone’s T.V. turned on to the loudest channel they could get… then promptly exploded.
Somewhere in Flame’s room, naked and enjoying himself, Sephy rolled “That is my POWER!!! Ooh Flame… do that again with your mouth!”
***
“Hey, hey…” Earth spoke at Flame.
“What?”
“You have to see this… ‘It’s a FlamingEarth.”
“Fan fiction…” Flame shook her head, exhaling a bit. Man, this…
“But they are really hot!”
“No. Only if I really burn you.”
“Read them.”
“No.”
“Plea…”
“I am warning you Earth, one more time…”
Earth shut up, seeing the flaming ball of black death on Flame’s hand.
(Poor Sephy….*snickers* you know this is kinda fun…I should start leaving notes in your chapters while your gone and asleep more often…*waves at Sephy* that’s a good point….what do you look like??? *looks around curiously* anyway I think this is a long enough note considering I know I’ll end up leaving more in further chapters…Sorry Authoress…but…it’s FUN!!! Love, Flame P.S. a FlamingEarth….only if it’s me catching him on fire for real…)
((Flame really likes my stories yo! I can’t even get the damn thing posted before she reads and reviews!! SEPHY!!! OOH! You reviewed my other stories, and yes… yes, I am going to keep doing the furry one, it is my revised version of the ESH, a better and more descriptive story of the ESH… me growing as an author))
P.S. I am going to do a chapter (with flame's permission) doing a very extensive scene with Flame and Sephy here in about two chapters time. Laters.