Unrealistic

"Kitten?" Mac's normally sexy voice was paniced. "Tommy?"

"Mmm?" Tommy was sleepy. But there was something important was in Mac's voice. He just couldn't-

Before Tommy could think that through, Mac growled, "Tommy, damnit, wake the fuck up before I slap your sexy ass outta this damn bed."

"Sounds kinky." He muttered as his eyes fluttered open. Oh, he was in a hospital. Wait. Why was that again? Last he'd remembered, he'd been thinking about fun things to do to Mac... and then... then- Then WHAT?

Giving a choked laugh, Mac picked him up from the hospital bed and squeezed him. "I was so goddamned worried." Tommy felt tears falling from Mac's eyes. "Never do that shit again." His stern voice was gruff with concern.

"Sure thing, but what was that about my ass, again?" Tommy wanted to keep this light.

Laughing, Mac leaned back to kiss him really thoughroughly. Hooking his legs around Mac's, Tommy was just really getting into the kiss when he heard someone say, "Should I leave?"

Pulling apart reluctantly, the couple faced the speaker. Lane, Mac's partner, was watching them from the doorway. Huh? When had that happened? "Yes." Mac grumbled.

Giggling, Tommy shook his head. "Ignore the grouch, he's just horny."

"Damn straight." Mac muttered, gingerly rising from the bed.

"From where I'm standing," Lane smiled, "Nothing about it looks straight."

The couple groaned in unison. "Lame joke, Lane, LAME!" Mac smiled anyway.

"So... what happened anyway?" Tommy couldn't wait any longer.

"Well...

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"... that's what happened." Lane finished.

"So... you ran around, found that B/Ernie was due at a club-didn't show, and assumed he was with me." Nods. "He rented a storage space in his mother's name... and that's where I was." Nods. "But no blood was shed because B/Ernie's mom came and reamed him a new one on his way back to me." Grins, nods.

"And we found you asleep later, you needed some IV and stiches but that was all." Lane smiled. "It's the cleanist case we've ever worked."

Mac snorted in disbelief, though he avoided that can of worms. "Turns out that psycho-boy was so ingrained in his brother's role that when the mom came..." Shrugging, the cop stood. "It was pretty easy."

Lane laughed. "Yes, it was, after Mac stopped acting like a psycho himself."

They all had to laugh at that. Tommy nodded, happy that things had gone well... considering the situation. "I want a bubble bath." He decided out loud. "Bubbles, lots and lots of bubbles."

((I have no idea if that made any sense, but there is the end to the conflict. Now, I will begin working on the'after math' as it were. BTW if any of yu know the song 'Tiny Bubbles'... well, yay ^^. ))