THERE'S NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT

We had been out drinking all  night.  Kitsumekat looked hot as always.  I wanted her

so bad my teeth were erect. However she kept putting me down, saying stuff like

"a nine inch dick is nothing, I want a real man for once."  It made me feel bad

but I tried to be cheerful because I love her and want her to be happy.

WE went in this one bar and she kept hitting on this biker dude.  He was big and

hairy and smelly, kinda like me so I got jealous knowing he was her type. The three

of us went outside and talked and smoked some great weed he had. He seemed like a

pretty decent dude for all that.  Then he dropped the bomb, he was gay and wanted

to perform oral on me.  This set Kitsumekat off into a mad rage. She claimed I set

the entire thing up to embarrass her in front of her friends.  I said no, and she

didn't have any friends.  This made her even madder.  For a moment I thought she

was getting mad enough to have sex with me...I was wrong...dammit.

The biker guy (who was drunk and had the hots for me)  suggested we take his bike

and I take the bitch home and dump her. I agreed to take the bike anyhow but that

fat turd ain't touchin' my impressive package, no fuckin way.

We drove all night until we made it to Colorado...I had no idea why Kitsumekat

wanted to go there but when we saw the pot shops I figured it out.  We spent

two thousand dollars on primo weed. (I found the money in a pouch on the bike)

Later we went up into the mountains and got a cabin.  It was nice, we got stoned

and very drunk.  Kitsumekat finally gave in and kissed me right on the mouth.

I savored the sweet taste of her tongue and let me tell you...

WEll,things got a lot hotter from that point and we wound up spending the next

week in bed.  Then one morning I found her crying...I tried to console her..."Im so

sorry dear, its my fault we didn't make to Shoney's in time to catch the

breakfast bar...I swear I will make it up to you dear girl."

"It not that you jerk!"  my angel exclaimed.  "Why do you treat me like a common

slut...all you want to do is fuck and you never talk about marriage."

"Will you marry me sweet girl?"  I quickly asked.

She gave me an awful look..."not in a million years, you ugly beast!!!"

I went into the bedroom and fell down on the bed and cried.  I heard her walk

in...I looked up and she had a gun in her hand.

"W...What are you doing with THAT?" I gasped. I broke out in a cold sweat and some

poop oozed into my speedo.

"Im going to kill you...you deserve it for taking me for granted all these months.

You never loved me, you just liked to suck my big tits and eat my honey hole.

All the while you knew I was a lesbian at heart, it was the drugs you used to get

into my pants you bastard...now you will die.  I will take the bike and sell it and

buy more weed...first you must get naked."

I got naked and was shaking all over, even my big dick was quivering.  This distracted

her..."Maybe I will give you one last blow job before I kill you" she mused almost

to herself.  "I wont miss you but big boy had his moments."

She gave me some viagara and we smoked three joints before I mounted her and rode her

like a pony express horse.  She got her jollies and lay there panting for breath.

I seized the moment and grabbed the gun.  Like a hellcat she sprang off the bed and

battled for the lethal weapon.  She won the weapon cause the damned bitch is strong

as hell like most country girls raised on cornbread and meth.  She fired the gun

and it missed my head by a nano centimeter.  I jumped stark naked through the window

and raced out into the snow. A couple of drunk teen chicks saw my package and stopped

to pick me up.  I spent the next few days partying with them.

I never saw Kitsumekat again after that fateful morning.  I heard from a friend that

she had married her lesbian girlfriend and moved to Topeka.

 I think that is in Kanas but somebody said Ohio...I'm not sure?I think about her a lot

and I will always love her...she made a fool out of me, but sometimes fools have the

best fun ever...what a girl, what a woman, what a fuck, what tits.