Of Lab Accidents and Wedding Jitters!
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Original - Misc › -Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,294
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Chapter 11: An Ass-kicking Finale
Chapter Eleven: An Ass-Kicking Finale!
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Kozue: Thank the Gods! I thought I’d never get to the end of this thing!
(deflated) Yay you.
Kozue: Oh, just narrate already.
The ending’s gonna suck ass, you know.
Kozue: (whacks her with an Oreo) Shat up!
Jesus…enough with the Oreos…
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Marty shook the stares out of his head as he realized what he was doing. Freaking out, he untied Heath and apologized
“Heath! Oh my gods! I’m so sorry!” Marty panicked as Heath coughed and gasped for air.
“Marty…Do me a favor, and DON”T ever let me get stuck in a chemistry lab with you…EVER.”
“Dude, the feeling’s mutual. But I’m so glad I didn’t rape you!” Marty sighed in relief as he helped Heath out the closet.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. After the boys were fully dressed, they approached the girls calmly. Heath turned to Marty and Marty turned to Heath.
“Looks like we got some explaining to do, Heath.” Marty snickered at his friends.
“For once, Marty, I’m not going to say anything about your smart moments.” Heath sighed.
“No, I think it’s time we explained ourselves….” Porker-Ella began as she and the other girls ran to them and sobbed in their arms. After a long time of crying, cursing and lots of “I’m soooooo sorry!” the group was whole again.
Togas and Marwick just stared at them in shock.
“Honey, let’s get the hell out of here.” Togas offered as he took Marwick by the hands and lead him out of the hospital.
“They’re nuts, Gar. They’re fucking nuts. Everyone one of them….” Marwick murmured.
“I know, Taye, I know…” Togas assured him.
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That was when Kozue snapped awake in her room. /What the hell did I eat before I went to bed? / She thought as she got up from her bed. She realized that she wasn’t in the hospital anymore…or that it wasn’t Tuesday and she was in her underwear.
It was Friday morning.
The Friday that everything went wrong.
She leaped out of bed, not caring that she was half naked, and dashed down the spiral staircase. She ran right into Marty, who was dressed in the outfit we had been wearing when he left the house.
“You’re up early, Drama-Sama.” Marty joked as he caught her as she tripped.
“Marty…what happened?” Kozue asked him, shaking him as he sat her on the sofa.
“What do you mean? I thought we told you that Togas assigned us that lab today?” Marty asked.
“Have you told the girls yet?”
“Um…Heath and I are about to go to school—“
“Don’t. Okay, just get the girls, skip school for the day, relax! I’ll handle Togas. You know, we really need to talk about bachelorette and bachelor parties and the wedding—wait, is there a wedding?” Kozue was sobbing and ranting.
“Whoa…you really need to stop eating Pork’s cooking. You’re wigging out badly. To answer your question, yes, Mary and I are still getting married, but not right now. I talked it over with her last night. She was just as freaked about rushing the thing. We’re holding it off until we finish school. “
“…Oh thank God…I had the most fucked up dream…”
“And I’m sure everybody would love to hear it, mom.” Porker-Ella chuckled as she walked past them. Kozue flung herself at her daughter and cried. The pig-girl and the Saiyan exchanged looks.
Heath, Mary, and Moria heard the sobbing and went to comfort the girl authoress.
“Kozue-Sama?” Whatever is the matter?”
“Yeah, you’re freaking out. I told you Pig-Onna’s cooking can do that.” Moira began, but the sensuous look in Porker-Ella’s eyes silenced Moria. Mary laughed at the duck-girl’s embarrassment. Thankfully Kozue didn’t see it.
“You guys…it was horrible…hot, but horrible!”
“Do us a favor and don’t tell us about it. Let’s just go out to breakfast.”
“Okay, I’ll get changed and then we’ll go get some eats…maybe the food will help me forget.”
The girls dispersed from the room, leaving Marty and Heath alone.
“You still got wedding jitters?” Heath asked him.
“Nah. I got friends like you to help out.” Marty smiled as he brought Heath in an intimate hug. “Thanks, man…for everything.”
“Best buds, dude…say, what you think Kozue dreamt about that made her act so freaky cool all of a sudden?”
THE END!
XXXXXX
Kozue: GLORY FUCKING HALLELUAH!
Heath: Yeah!
Marty: Thank Gods and Goddess! (OCs clink glasses of beer and wine)
Kozue: The fic is OVER! Hooray!
(SOB) I’m out to dry again.
Kozue: Anon….
(Perks up) Yes?
Kozue: Stay with us. We need you here. You’re fun to be around. And I miss arguing with you.
Really?!
Kozue: Yes, really.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Hugs Kozue)
Kozue: …Dear Gods, What am I getting into…
THE (REAL) END
XXXXX
Kozue: Thank the Gods! I thought I’d never get to the end of this thing!
(deflated) Yay you.
Kozue: Oh, just narrate already.
The ending’s gonna suck ass, you know.
Kozue: (whacks her with an Oreo) Shat up!
Jesus…enough with the Oreos…
XXXXXX
Marty shook the stares out of his head as he realized what he was doing. Freaking out, he untied Heath and apologized
“Heath! Oh my gods! I’m so sorry!” Marty panicked as Heath coughed and gasped for air.
“Marty…Do me a favor, and DON”T ever let me get stuck in a chemistry lab with you…EVER.”
“Dude, the feeling’s mutual. But I’m so glad I didn’t rape you!” Marty sighed in relief as he helped Heath out the closet.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. After the boys were fully dressed, they approached the girls calmly. Heath turned to Marty and Marty turned to Heath.
“Looks like we got some explaining to do, Heath.” Marty snickered at his friends.
“For once, Marty, I’m not going to say anything about your smart moments.” Heath sighed.
“No, I think it’s time we explained ourselves….” Porker-Ella began as she and the other girls ran to them and sobbed in their arms. After a long time of crying, cursing and lots of “I’m soooooo sorry!” the group was whole again.
Togas and Marwick just stared at them in shock.
“Honey, let’s get the hell out of here.” Togas offered as he took Marwick by the hands and lead him out of the hospital.
“They’re nuts, Gar. They’re fucking nuts. Everyone one of them….” Marwick murmured.
“I know, Taye, I know…” Togas assured him.
XXXXXX
That was when Kozue snapped awake in her room. /What the hell did I eat before I went to bed? / She thought as she got up from her bed. She realized that she wasn’t in the hospital anymore…or that it wasn’t Tuesday and she was in her underwear.
It was Friday morning.
The Friday that everything went wrong.
She leaped out of bed, not caring that she was half naked, and dashed down the spiral staircase. She ran right into Marty, who was dressed in the outfit we had been wearing when he left the house.
“You’re up early, Drama-Sama.” Marty joked as he caught her as she tripped.
“Marty…what happened?” Kozue asked him, shaking him as he sat her on the sofa.
“What do you mean? I thought we told you that Togas assigned us that lab today?” Marty asked.
“Have you told the girls yet?”
“Um…Heath and I are about to go to school—“
“Don’t. Okay, just get the girls, skip school for the day, relax! I’ll handle Togas. You know, we really need to talk about bachelorette and bachelor parties and the wedding—wait, is there a wedding?” Kozue was sobbing and ranting.
“Whoa…you really need to stop eating Pork’s cooking. You’re wigging out badly. To answer your question, yes, Mary and I are still getting married, but not right now. I talked it over with her last night. She was just as freaked about rushing the thing. We’re holding it off until we finish school. “
“…Oh thank God…I had the most fucked up dream…”
“And I’m sure everybody would love to hear it, mom.” Porker-Ella chuckled as she walked past them. Kozue flung herself at her daughter and cried. The pig-girl and the Saiyan exchanged looks.
Heath, Mary, and Moria heard the sobbing and went to comfort the girl authoress.
“Kozue-Sama?” Whatever is the matter?”
“Yeah, you’re freaking out. I told you Pig-Onna’s cooking can do that.” Moira began, but the sensuous look in Porker-Ella’s eyes silenced Moria. Mary laughed at the duck-girl’s embarrassment. Thankfully Kozue didn’t see it.
“You guys…it was horrible…hot, but horrible!”
“Do us a favor and don’t tell us about it. Let’s just go out to breakfast.”
“Okay, I’ll get changed and then we’ll go get some eats…maybe the food will help me forget.”
The girls dispersed from the room, leaving Marty and Heath alone.
“You still got wedding jitters?” Heath asked him.
“Nah. I got friends like you to help out.” Marty smiled as he brought Heath in an intimate hug. “Thanks, man…for everything.”
“Best buds, dude…say, what you think Kozue dreamt about that made her act so freaky cool all of a sudden?”
THE END!
XXXXXX
Kozue: GLORY FUCKING HALLELUAH!
Heath: Yeah!
Marty: Thank Gods and Goddess! (OCs clink glasses of beer and wine)
Kozue: The fic is OVER! Hooray!
(SOB) I’m out to dry again.
Kozue: Anon….
(Perks up) Yes?
Kozue: Stay with us. We need you here. You’re fun to be around. And I miss arguing with you.
Really?!
Kozue: Yes, really.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Hugs Kozue)
Kozue: …Dear Gods, What am I getting into…
THE (REAL) END