From the Heart of a Freak
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Category:
Poetry › Free Verse
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
579
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of poetry. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Ode to a University Roommate
Ode to a University Roommate
Everything you do annoys me
You’re 18 for god’s sake and yet
You still pick your nose
And then you eat it!
Is it so hard to keep the room
A nice warm temperature?
It’s winter!
You are such a pain in the ass
I hate country music
I made that very clear
And yet you play it loud
Enough for me to hear it
Why do I have to wear
The headphones all the time?
Why do you have to be
Such a goodie?
No one cares what the temperature is
Where you come from
Let it go already!
And listen to local radio
Be normal!
You’re a slut too
And a drunk
Don’t deny it
Everyone knows
And no matter how much you
Go to work out
You’ll still have a paunch
Get your own clothing for god’s sake
Don’t buy the same thing I do!
Without permission it’s against
The unwritten girl rules
Unless by complete mistake
Which it wasn’t
All I want to say is
GET A LIFE!
Everything you do annoys me
You’re 18 for god’s sake and yet
You still pick your nose
And then you eat it!
Is it so hard to keep the room
A nice warm temperature?
It’s winter!
You are such a pain in the ass
I hate country music
I made that very clear
And yet you play it loud
Enough for me to hear it
Why do I have to wear
The headphones all the time?
Why do you have to be
Such a goodie?
No one cares what the temperature is
Where you come from
Let it go already!
And listen to local radio
Be normal!
You’re a slut too
And a drunk
Don’t deny it
Everyone knows
And no matter how much you
Go to work out
You’ll still have a paunch
Get your own clothing for god’s sake
Don’t buy the same thing I do!
Without permission it’s against
The unwritten girl rules
Unless by complete mistake
Which it wasn’t
All I want to say is
GET A LIFE!