Of Lab Accidents and Wedding Jitters!
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Adult ++
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12
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Chapter 10: Everything's at a Standstill Now!
Chapter Ten: Everything’s At a Standstill Now!
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The Fic-Land Hospital. The sun as just peaking through the windows of the fourth floor that sunset. Inside room 432 laid the unconscious body of our dear Kozue. She was hooked to every IV imaginable and was barley hanging on. Porker-Ella was at her bedside, holding her mother’s hand and sobbing softly. Mimi came in the room with a vase full of flowers.
“No change, Pig-Onna?” Mimi asked her.
“None.” Porker-Ella sighed.
“…If it’s any consolation to you, I’m here for you, Pig-Onna. We’ve had our differences, yes, but even I wouldn’t wish this on you.” Moria offered as she wrapped her arms around Porker-Ella in a hug. The pig girl sighed in her embrace and returned the gesture. The rivals locked eyes, and leaned in close, Porker-Ella blushing and Moria’s eyes half closing. It was the duck hybrid that initiated the kiss. The pig girl squealed at the gesture, but returned that at well with even more intimacy.
Mary walked in on them, but didn’t say a word. Her presence was only known after the other girls had stopped kissing. As the flustered furries pulled away from each other, Mary only offered a small smile.
“Mary; we can explain everything!” Porker-Ella began as she edged away from them.
“You two don’t have to. I mean, Heath and Guava run off with each other, Kozue’s in this Yevon-forsaken hospital, and well, seeing as the love of your live left you two for another man, I wouldn’t blame you two to turn to each other for comfort.” Mary shrugged as she paced around the room.
“…You don’t care, Mary?” Moria asked.
“Honey, I just don’t care anymore. If I saw that Sayian bastard, I’d tell him off without using Rikku.” Mary spat as she sat beside Kozue’s bed.
“And I’d fill that thrice-timing pig boy with so much lead…” Porker-Ella threatened as she continued to hold her mother’s hand
A knock on the door caught their attention.
“Now, who the hell would that be at this hour? Kozue’s not due for the doctor in three hours.” Mary asked.
“I don’t know, but if it’s a guy, I’m shooting him.” Porker-Ella threatened as she released her mother’s hand and took out her gun.
“Really Porker-Ella, must you resort to violence every instance?” Moria asked.
“…Did you just call me by my REAL name?” Porker-Ella asked, dropping her saw-off shotgun in shock.
Mary rolled her eyes and answered the door.
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“He-kun…say something.” Marty pleaded as the two strolled into the hospital. The bleach-white walls and the medics dressed in green scrubs were too much as it was for Heath. He hated hospitals in every form, since he practically sent a good part of his childhood there. Marty clenched Heath’s hand, reaffirming his love and promise to protect him. They passed a friendly face: Taylor Marwick’s.
“Mr. Marwick, what are you doing here? Is Mr. Togas in the hospital too?” Heath asked as he shook the professor’s hand.
“Actually, he’s the one that brought Ms. Kozue here.” Marwick answered as he ushered the boys towards the west wing of the hospital.
“How did the girls take it?” Marty asked him.
“What do you mean?” Marwick answered.
“I mean, were they upset? Did they try to kill you?” Heath asked in a panic.
“Boys, I think you’ll be the first thing they’d want to see after all this.”
“I fucking doubt it. We…sorta cheated on them.”
Marwick pulled them to a corner and whispered, “Have you two...had sex? I mean consensual sex. It’s important that Togas knows. He can’t cure you if you have.”
“Are you kidding me?! Where the hell WOULD we have sex?!” Heath asked, elated of the chance. “He can really cure us of the serum?! Fuckin’ A!”
“Heath! What if we WANT to stay like this? We only came here to talk to them and see about repaying all that damage to the warehouse! Tell Togas he can shove the cure up his ass; I won’t do it!”
“What about what I want, Marty! I want things to be normal for a change! I don’t want my feeling for you to be false if it’s the lab results doing it.”
“I don’t care! I LIKE the new me! I feel so liberated!”
“LIBERATED, Marty; you fucking feel liberated?! I feel trapped!”
“But Heath—“Marty began to reason with him.
“If Furry Yaoi Theatre is done here…”Marwick began cutting between the boys.
Heath stormed off with Marwick and Marty hot on his tail. Marwick pulled out his cell-phone and called Togas, who was being interrogated at machina-point by Mary, knife-point by Moria and gun-point by Porker-Ella.
“Tell me you found them?” Togas pleaded as the girls slowly edges away from Togas so that he could put Marwick on speaker-phone.
“Gar, they’re coming your way.”
“Thank the Gods! The girls have me between the door and their weapons!”
“Do you have the cure, Gar?”
“Yes, yes, good fucking Gods, YES! Just tell them to head to room 389 NOW!
“Aw, fuck…”
“What, NOW, Taye?!”
“Marty just caught Heath and THREW him into a closet just a few doors down. He’s gotten in there with him….and he’s blasted it shut.”
There was nothing but silence in the room as the occupants, save Kozue, was looking at each other. The girls barreled past the door, taking screaming Togas along with them. As they reached the janitorial closet, they saw Marwick trying to break the door down, nurses and doctors cowering behind the information desk, patients cradling each other and loud frightened oinking from the inside of the closet. (I just love double meanings! *Boink* …you, know, for a woman that’s supposed to be in a hospital, you’re pretty
“Marty, don’t! We’re in the hospital! For the love of God, DON’T”
“I’ll make you mine here then, little piggy.”
“Get the FUCK off me, you-mmph!”
After Marwick gave up trying to break open the door, Togas, with a spray bottle of the cure, beckoned the girls over to his position. Annoyed, Mary and Porker-Ella pushed him out of the way. Keep in mine that this is happening in mere SECONDS.
“Men are SUCH fucking morons…” Mary muttered as she, Porker-Ella, and Moria gangland executed the door open. When the door was reduced to rubble, Marty, who was shirtless, with his pants half-way down, had Heath, who was gagged and sobbing and stripped of his pants and underwear. Togas wasted no time as doused Marty and Heath with the cure, covering the whole floor within minutes.
When the dust cleared…
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Another cliffhanger!
Kozue: Thank God. Just one more chapter to go on this thing and I’ll be free!
Oh no you don’t, Ko-chan! I lost you three years ago…and I’m not letting you get away that easily!
Kozue: Oh no! (Runs off with a love-stricken Anonymous-Onna after her.) LEAVE ME ALONE!
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The Fic-Land Hospital. The sun as just peaking through the windows of the fourth floor that sunset. Inside room 432 laid the unconscious body of our dear Kozue. She was hooked to every IV imaginable and was barley hanging on. Porker-Ella was at her bedside, holding her mother’s hand and sobbing softly. Mimi came in the room with a vase full of flowers.
“No change, Pig-Onna?” Mimi asked her.
“None.” Porker-Ella sighed.
“…If it’s any consolation to you, I’m here for you, Pig-Onna. We’ve had our differences, yes, but even I wouldn’t wish this on you.” Moria offered as she wrapped her arms around Porker-Ella in a hug. The pig girl sighed in her embrace and returned the gesture. The rivals locked eyes, and leaned in close, Porker-Ella blushing and Moria’s eyes half closing. It was the duck hybrid that initiated the kiss. The pig girl squealed at the gesture, but returned that at well with even more intimacy.
Mary walked in on them, but didn’t say a word. Her presence was only known after the other girls had stopped kissing. As the flustered furries pulled away from each other, Mary only offered a small smile.
“Mary; we can explain everything!” Porker-Ella began as she edged away from them.
“You two don’t have to. I mean, Heath and Guava run off with each other, Kozue’s in this Yevon-forsaken hospital, and well, seeing as the love of your live left you two for another man, I wouldn’t blame you two to turn to each other for comfort.” Mary shrugged as she paced around the room.
“…You don’t care, Mary?” Moria asked.
“Honey, I just don’t care anymore. If I saw that Sayian bastard, I’d tell him off without using Rikku.” Mary spat as she sat beside Kozue’s bed.
“And I’d fill that thrice-timing pig boy with so much lead…” Porker-Ella threatened as she continued to hold her mother’s hand
A knock on the door caught their attention.
“Now, who the hell would that be at this hour? Kozue’s not due for the doctor in three hours.” Mary asked.
“I don’t know, but if it’s a guy, I’m shooting him.” Porker-Ella threatened as she released her mother’s hand and took out her gun.
“Really Porker-Ella, must you resort to violence every instance?” Moria asked.
“…Did you just call me by my REAL name?” Porker-Ella asked, dropping her saw-off shotgun in shock.
Mary rolled her eyes and answered the door.
XXXXXX
“He-kun…say something.” Marty pleaded as the two strolled into the hospital. The bleach-white walls and the medics dressed in green scrubs were too much as it was for Heath. He hated hospitals in every form, since he practically sent a good part of his childhood there. Marty clenched Heath’s hand, reaffirming his love and promise to protect him. They passed a friendly face: Taylor Marwick’s.
“Mr. Marwick, what are you doing here? Is Mr. Togas in the hospital too?” Heath asked as he shook the professor’s hand.
“Actually, he’s the one that brought Ms. Kozue here.” Marwick answered as he ushered the boys towards the west wing of the hospital.
“How did the girls take it?” Marty asked him.
“What do you mean?” Marwick answered.
“I mean, were they upset? Did they try to kill you?” Heath asked in a panic.
“Boys, I think you’ll be the first thing they’d want to see after all this.”
“I fucking doubt it. We…sorta cheated on them.”
Marwick pulled them to a corner and whispered, “Have you two...had sex? I mean consensual sex. It’s important that Togas knows. He can’t cure you if you have.”
“Are you kidding me?! Where the hell WOULD we have sex?!” Heath asked, elated of the chance. “He can really cure us of the serum?! Fuckin’ A!”
“Heath! What if we WANT to stay like this? We only came here to talk to them and see about repaying all that damage to the warehouse! Tell Togas he can shove the cure up his ass; I won’t do it!”
“What about what I want, Marty! I want things to be normal for a change! I don’t want my feeling for you to be false if it’s the lab results doing it.”
“I don’t care! I LIKE the new me! I feel so liberated!”
“LIBERATED, Marty; you fucking feel liberated?! I feel trapped!”
“But Heath—“Marty began to reason with him.
“If Furry Yaoi Theatre is done here…”Marwick began cutting between the boys.
Heath stormed off with Marwick and Marty hot on his tail. Marwick pulled out his cell-phone and called Togas, who was being interrogated at machina-point by Mary, knife-point by Moria and gun-point by Porker-Ella.
“Tell me you found them?” Togas pleaded as the girls slowly edges away from Togas so that he could put Marwick on speaker-phone.
“Gar, they’re coming your way.”
“Thank the Gods! The girls have me between the door and their weapons!”
“Do you have the cure, Gar?”
“Yes, yes, good fucking Gods, YES! Just tell them to head to room 389 NOW!
“Aw, fuck…”
“What, NOW, Taye?!”
“Marty just caught Heath and THREW him into a closet just a few doors down. He’s gotten in there with him….and he’s blasted it shut.”
There was nothing but silence in the room as the occupants, save Kozue, was looking at each other. The girls barreled past the door, taking screaming Togas along with them. As they reached the janitorial closet, they saw Marwick trying to break the door down, nurses and doctors cowering behind the information desk, patients cradling each other and loud frightened oinking from the inside of the closet. (I just love double meanings! *Boink* …you, know, for a woman that’s supposed to be in a hospital, you’re pretty
“Marty, don’t! We’re in the hospital! For the love of God, DON’T”
“I’ll make you mine here then, little piggy.”
“Get the FUCK off me, you-mmph!”
After Marwick gave up trying to break open the door, Togas, with a spray bottle of the cure, beckoned the girls over to his position. Annoyed, Mary and Porker-Ella pushed him out of the way. Keep in mine that this is happening in mere SECONDS.
“Men are SUCH fucking morons…” Mary muttered as she, Porker-Ella, and Moria gangland executed the door open. When the door was reduced to rubble, Marty, who was shirtless, with his pants half-way down, had Heath, who was gagged and sobbing and stripped of his pants and underwear. Togas wasted no time as doused Marty and Heath with the cure, covering the whole floor within minutes.
When the dust cleared…
XXXXX
Another cliffhanger!
Kozue: Thank God. Just one more chapter to go on this thing and I’ll be free!
Oh no you don’t, Ko-chan! I lost you three years ago…and I’m not letting you get away that easily!
Kozue: Oh no! (Runs off with a love-stricken Anonymous-Onna after her.) LEAVE ME ALONE!