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Ok! I would like to thank everybody for contributing!



Seriously I thought this was just going to collect web dust at the bottom of the list but I thank everyone for keeping it alive who has added a little piece of themselves to it.



I think it’s about time I got back in the saddle and added another chapter myself. Its been too long since I wrote a even a word on here so please bare with me.



Also I think I actually have enough courage to tell the following story.



This will not be a sexy story! The tale I’m about to regale you with is the most embarrassing sex I have ever had! Trust me, y’all will be squirming around in your seat but it wont be because your getting wet or hard but because the awkwardness will literally make you want to run and hide!



WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!



YOU WILL NOT HAVE AN ORGASM DURING THIS STORY!



LEAVE NOW IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIBIDO!



ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!



HERE THERE BE DRAGONS!



God I cant believe I\'m actually going to tell this….





Her name was Katherine and as many sordid but delicious episodes of erotica start we started talking through MSN. We were introduced through my friend’s girlfriend and hit it off almost immediately. We got to know each other in between these really hot and sticky cyber sessions that would last for an hour or more, teasing each other again and again.



Two weeks into our little cyber fling she told me that she was coming to Toronto to see a concert and of course I jumped at the chance to jump on her bones. Every word this girl said made my cock harden, the very thought of her made me want to reach down, no matter where I was, and take myself in hand to stroke myself to the thought of her.



Now maybe a little back ground. Before her I had ever only had sex with one person, a little wild sex kitten named Chevon, who looking back, I think probably spoiled me. I love Chevon to death and loved to mess around with her but the thing is that she was too easy to satisfy. Seriously, a stiff breeze could get this girl off. No technique or any real effort was necessary.



So here I was this 22-year-old dumbass who thought he was gods gift to the clitoris and that I was going to rock this chicks world. Having her cumming so hard that the clouds themselves would part letting shafts of moonlight illuminate the greatest fucking that had ever taken place not only on this earth, but through the entire cosmos and the mysteries that were beyond!



Yeah, things didn’t quite work out that way…



Things actually started to go bad I think even before she had gotten there. We were going to see a movie first so I was wondering around the mall waiting and got the idea that maybe I should get her a present…should I get her a present? Is that what people did in these situations? What was the etiquette behind gifts on a one-night stand? Are you supposed to get flowers? Since Martha Stewart wasn’t around to advise me I decided to get her this necklace at a jewelry store. It wasn’t very expensive but I was confident it portrayed the right message for the evening: I wanna hump you!



Didn’t occur to me later (like years later after I actually had some experience with different girls) that maybe the safer thing would have been to get nothing. It was supposed to be a fun evening, not a date…. to this day I hope she doesn’t think I was buying her…



Anywho she got there and there she was. Five foot eight of slinky, sexy, girl in tight jeans. The one thing I think I did right all night was kiss her almost right away when she reached me, showing how much I wanted her right then and there and I wish I had just said “lets skip the movie’ instead of then wandering around the mall for about an hour before the movie actually started.



Why we met so early? Beats the hell out of me!



We tried talking but found out that face-to-face we really didn’t have that much to talk about. I really don’t see why I felt the need to even talk we really had just met up because we each found the other fun and wanted to screw. Sigh! (this is soo painful relating this).



So I gave her the necklace and then….sigh…I let her pay for her own ticket of the movie….



Why? I don’t know…



So after all this that can only be described as the greatest lead up to sex EVER! We left the theater in your car and headed to a place I knew behind some warehouses that nobody would disturb us.



Now things started out pretty good. We climbed into the back seat and started making out. I slipped my hand up her shirt and encountered my (so far) only pair of real pierced nipples. I actually had a lot of fun toying with those in my mouth. I have a bit of an oral fixation and I loved flicking them with my tongue, running the tip over the place with steel disappeared into flesh and back out. We started shedding clothes and that’s when I kinda noticed something odd…



I was about as limp as an over cooked noodle.



I’m talking no name jello had more firmness then I did. Now of course I had heard this happened to guys. No matter how much they wanted to fuck sometimes for some reason mister Johnny Walker just didn’t work. Here I was sex god to the ages and my well-forged weapon was taking a nap.



Then the worst thing happened! She actually took the initiative and tried to go down on me. Of course I couldn’t let this happen! So I pulled her head back up and said I didn’t need it and wanted to do her first. So I settled between her legs and started licking away, after a little while of this she groaned, very sexy like, “why aren’t you inside me yet?”



And of course I wanted to say, “because my cock is hanging down like a broken yoyo!” but of course I didn’t say that but did the most sensible thing. I pluckily said, “I just need to get the condom.” I reached in the front seat into my coat and got it and then of course so surreptitiously that probably you only need to be fifty feet away to see what I was doing, started stroking myself to try and get things going.



So then again I of course did the most reasonable thing. Slipped that jacket on my sleeping soldier and tried putting it in anyway! (At least you can praise me for having a “never say die” attitude).



Now you might be surprised that this in fact did not work and the jig was up. So I confessed that I didn’t think this was going to work and she very nicely said that it was okay.



The ironic part is that if she hadn’t been so nice things might not have gone from bad to worse! At this point I was so eager to please her that I started doing all this kinky shit that I had absolutely no experience with besides with Chevon. So none really at all!



I used my shirt to blindfold her, teased her, and even used my own necklace to run the cold steel over her body. Now don’t be fooled, this may sound erotic when you picture it in your head and might even be making the mistake of being turned on but now imagine a slightly mentally challenged baboon doing it and your closer to the reality of the situation. I even got her over my lap at one point and spanked her since she said she had never had it done to her. In between spanks I slipped my hand between her legs and rubbed her clit WAY too hard, making her jerk.



I’m actually cringing as I write this…. I hope you are too!



Now one good thing that came out of me trying to hard was my mind was taken off my cock problem and it started to rise since I actually somehow thought I was getting her off. The condom was still hanging on for dear life so I positioned her on my lap and slipped it in. we fucked in various positions until she had enough and faked an orgasm for me. Never have I been so sure a girl faked it as I am with her.



I hadn’t cum yet but she stopped me saying she’d had enough. I was light-years from cumming anyway so I didn’t mind, just wanted it to be over. Anyway drove me home and I hung myself in my room…. or wanted to anyway….



Now if you’ll excuse me i\'m going to hide under a rock for about a year….