The worst story ever. Seriously.
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Category:
Erotica › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
8,771
Reviews:
51
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The Author holds exclusive rights to this work. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited.
Chapter One
Uploading a million of your stories at one time sucks. AHEM!
So I own all this and everything. It’s, uh, original. Let me tell you about myself. My name’s Finky. I’m a boy and I’m homeless (I use the library or my friend’s computers). So here’s my story. Oh. One more thing:
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHITTY. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT.
Now, 'ere is the beginning. AHEM...
***EDIT*** Oi oi oi commrades, tis I the perverted and fantastic Finky to give you an update. After the recent issues with our beloved Adult Fan Fiction . Net, I am, infact, still homeless, and as you may have guessed, still pretty damn punk. i hope to write a brand new story for you all, but tis hard, as the library closes early and i am a very busy streetpunk. anyway, here's the story, oh yeah and ADD A CHAPTER. that would fantastic! because i'm lazy. you can have it be a rant about how much you hate me, OR perhaps even an actually addition! Finky would be so proud! NoW...Onwards!!!
ahem. i don't condone or practice incest, gambling, or nazism. thank you and ONWARDS!!!
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NOW here is the story Okay then. Here we go.
Right.
Ahem...are we all here? Good. Let's begin.
So there’s these three kids. Follow me here. Their names are: Roddy O’Brien, Liam O’Donnell , and Muggy. And, uh, they live in Ireland...and if you didn’t get that from their names, you’re stupid as fuck. So anyway.
Uh, so these kids are in, like, uh, a gang or something, and they steal cars and stuff. Right. And, uh, Muggy is a big gambler.
So they’re all poor as fuck but they steal to get by, right, follow me here. So all three boys have little brothers: Sal, Paddy and Rummy. The older boys are all, uh, 16 except Muggy who is 17, and their little brothers are 14, 13 and 14.
So, uh, one day Roddy Liam Muggy and Sal were hanging out in Muggy and Rummy’s basement, listing to music (The band Chelsea((the best 80's London band EVER)) was what they were listening to, on vinyl i may add) and playing cards.
Ok, stick with me here.
RODDY: This is fuckin boring.
LIAM: Your turn Sal.
SAL: Hahahahahahaha I got the ace of spades, nazi, you’re out.
MUGGY: Shut your face Sal or I’ll rape you with my calibre .22.
SAL: (laughing) No you wouldn’t.
MUGGY (gets to his feet and walks over to SAL. He knocks him on the floor and kicks him.) Oh yes I would. Little cunt.
RODDY: Oi, get off of him he’s my little brother.
MUGGY: What? You’re the only one aloud to stick something up his tight little ass?
LIAM: Ok guys this has gotten way outta control...
SAL: Shut up, Liam, you nazi. I don’t need your help.
LIAM: Fine. But don’t say I didn’t try. (picks up a magazine called ‘88’)
SAL: Liam. You goddamn nazi. Stop reading that Nazi magazine.
LIAM: Who are you to tell me what to read?
MUGGY: Come on mate, roll over, give Muggy easy access to that sexy asshole of yours. (MUGGY whips out his dick)
SAL: (screams) Get away from me!
RODDY: Don’t you dare, Muggy!
LIAM: (is masturbating) Ooo, put it in, you hot Aryan hunk, Ooo yeah...Ooo yeah...
SAL: He’s a nazi!
MUGGY: (slaps SAL) Or maybe he just like blondes. Cunt.
RODDY: Ok, that’s enough hurting my lil bro.
SAL: Thanks Roddy. I love you.
RODDY: I love you too. (The brothers hug. RODDY slips his hand down SAL’s pants and puts his finger up his ass).
SAL: (giggles) Stop it!
LIAM: That’s really sick.
MUGGY: (gets hard) Fuck...
RODDY: (kisses SAL hard, visibly using his tongue. The younger boy responds by fondling his brothers crotch) Fuck is right...
(MUGGY, SAL, and RODDY undress. They start to kiss and grope one another)
LIAM: Oh god, you guys are real perverts!
MUGGY: (pulls out a pistols and sticks it in SAL’s ass) You like that, bitch?
SAL: Oh yes Master, give me more, more, more!
LIAM: Oh god...I’m gonna be sick...
RODDY: Oh come off it, we all know you’re a poofter.
LIAM: No I aint!
SAL: Are so!
LIAM: Am not!
SAL: Are so!
LIAM: (attacks SAL viciously, screaming in German)
SAL: Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(PADDY and RUMMY enter.)
PADDY: Liam! Oh, big brother, have you forgotten!?
LIAM: Paddy! Get out of here!
PADDY: Liam! It’s my birthday today.
(ALL stop fucking)
MUGGY: So...you’re 13 now, huh, little boy?
PADDY: Well, yeah.
MUGGY: Come here...I have a birthday present for you.
PADDY: Oh boy! I just LOVE birthday presents!
MUGGY: (chuckles) Suck on this big hard cock, that’s your present.
PADDY: Really?
(MUGGY and PADDY start to have sex, 69 style. RODDY and his brother SAL are having sex. LIAM coughs.)
LIAM: This is so sick.
RUMMY: Oh come off it, you know you like it, poofter.
LIAM: I’ll punish you for that! Salute your fuhr!
SAL: See! I told you he was a Nazi!
LIAM: That's right, Sal, you son of a bitch! I'll rape you as soon as Muggy's done for that. But I have to deal with Rummy first...
LIAM: (does the Hitler salute) So what if I am a nazi, Sal, you still want my big dick, dontcha?
SAL: (is busy with MUGGY and RODDY) Mmmhmm
(RUMMY and LIAM undress. Then they ALL fuck one another in a big, happy, shouta-y, incestuous orgy)
THE END or IS IT!?!?!?!?!?
SEE i told you it was bad BUT you read it anyway. oh well, it's your own fault.
So I own all this and everything. It’s, uh, original. Let me tell you about myself. My name’s Finky. I’m a boy and I’m homeless (I use the library or my friend’s computers). So here’s my story. Oh. One more thing:
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHITTY. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT.
Now, 'ere is the beginning. AHEM...
***EDIT*** Oi oi oi commrades, tis I the perverted and fantastic Finky to give you an update. After the recent issues with our beloved Adult Fan Fiction . Net, I am, infact, still homeless, and as you may have guessed, still pretty damn punk. i hope to write a brand new story for you all, but tis hard, as the library closes early and i am a very busy streetpunk. anyway, here's the story, oh yeah and ADD A CHAPTER. that would fantastic! because i'm lazy. you can have it be a rant about how much you hate me, OR perhaps even an actually addition! Finky would be so proud! NoW...Onwards!!!
ahem. i don't condone or practice incest, gambling, or nazism. thank you and ONWARDS!!!
*************************************************
NOW here is the story Okay then. Here we go.
Right.
Ahem...are we all here? Good. Let's begin.
So there’s these three kids. Follow me here. Their names are: Roddy O’Brien, Liam O’Donnell , and Muggy. And, uh, they live in Ireland...and if you didn’t get that from their names, you’re stupid as fuck. So anyway.
Uh, so these kids are in, like, uh, a gang or something, and they steal cars and stuff. Right. And, uh, Muggy is a big gambler.
So they’re all poor as fuck but they steal to get by, right, follow me here. So all three boys have little brothers: Sal, Paddy and Rummy. The older boys are all, uh, 16 except Muggy who is 17, and their little brothers are 14, 13 and 14.
So, uh, one day Roddy Liam Muggy and Sal were hanging out in Muggy and Rummy’s basement, listing to music (The band Chelsea((the best 80's London band EVER)) was what they were listening to, on vinyl i may add) and playing cards.
Ok, stick with me here.
RODDY: This is fuckin boring.
LIAM: Your turn Sal.
SAL: Hahahahahahaha I got the ace of spades, nazi, you’re out.
MUGGY: Shut your face Sal or I’ll rape you with my calibre .22.
SAL: (laughing) No you wouldn’t.
MUGGY (gets to his feet and walks over to SAL. He knocks him on the floor and kicks him.) Oh yes I would. Little cunt.
RODDY: Oi, get off of him he’s my little brother.
MUGGY: What? You’re the only one aloud to stick something up his tight little ass?
LIAM: Ok guys this has gotten way outta control...
SAL: Shut up, Liam, you nazi. I don’t need your help.
LIAM: Fine. But don’t say I didn’t try. (picks up a magazine called ‘88’)
SAL: Liam. You goddamn nazi. Stop reading that Nazi magazine.
LIAM: Who are you to tell me what to read?
MUGGY: Come on mate, roll over, give Muggy easy access to that sexy asshole of yours. (MUGGY whips out his dick)
SAL: (screams) Get away from me!
RODDY: Don’t you dare, Muggy!
LIAM: (is masturbating) Ooo, put it in, you hot Aryan hunk, Ooo yeah...Ooo yeah...
SAL: He’s a nazi!
MUGGY: (slaps SAL) Or maybe he just like blondes. Cunt.
RODDY: Ok, that’s enough hurting my lil bro.
SAL: Thanks Roddy. I love you.
RODDY: I love you too. (The brothers hug. RODDY slips his hand down SAL’s pants and puts his finger up his ass).
SAL: (giggles) Stop it!
LIAM: That’s really sick.
MUGGY: (gets hard) Fuck...
RODDY: (kisses SAL hard, visibly using his tongue. The younger boy responds by fondling his brothers crotch) Fuck is right...
(MUGGY, SAL, and RODDY undress. They start to kiss and grope one another)
LIAM: Oh god, you guys are real perverts!
MUGGY: (pulls out a pistols and sticks it in SAL’s ass) You like that, bitch?
SAL: Oh yes Master, give me more, more, more!
LIAM: Oh god...I’m gonna be sick...
RODDY: Oh come off it, we all know you’re a poofter.
LIAM: No I aint!
SAL: Are so!
LIAM: Am not!
SAL: Are so!
LIAM: (attacks SAL viciously, screaming in German)
SAL: Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(PADDY and RUMMY enter.)
PADDY: Liam! Oh, big brother, have you forgotten!?
LIAM: Paddy! Get out of here!
PADDY: Liam! It’s my birthday today.
(ALL stop fucking)
MUGGY: So...you’re 13 now, huh, little boy?
PADDY: Well, yeah.
MUGGY: Come here...I have a birthday present for you.
PADDY: Oh boy! I just LOVE birthday presents!
MUGGY: (chuckles) Suck on this big hard cock, that’s your present.
PADDY: Really?
(MUGGY and PADDY start to have sex, 69 style. RODDY and his brother SAL are having sex. LIAM coughs.)
LIAM: This is so sick.
RUMMY: Oh come off it, you know you like it, poofter.
LIAM: I’ll punish you for that! Salute your fuhr!
SAL: See! I told you he was a Nazi!
LIAM: That's right, Sal, you son of a bitch! I'll rape you as soon as Muggy's done for that. But I have to deal with Rummy first...
LIAM: (does the Hitler salute) So what if I am a nazi, Sal, you still want my big dick, dontcha?
SAL: (is busy with MUGGY and RODDY) Mmmhmm
(RUMMY and LIAM undress. Then they ALL fuck one another in a big, happy, shouta-y, incestuous orgy)
THE END or IS IT!?!?!?!?!?
SEE i told you it was bad BUT you read it anyway. oh well, it's your own fault.