I see what you did there with the title of this wonderful story. I never thought that a bunch of drones with sexy dildos would make me horny but I'm glad that it did
"Self-righteous politicians demanded a public apology and other forms of restitution from Amazing, all while using the incident as an argument against pornography"
This. Like seriously why can't those fucking self righteous politicians just let us have our dil-drones
I loved this! What an excellent use for technology! Can you send a Del-Net Drone my way, please?
Quite amusing, and original as has been said already. A pretty solid ending that seemed to hit all the points of what such an incident might well cause as well. I think the only thing really lacking in this story is detail. It really is just the giant beach orgy, but for all the zooming in on individual characters, we don't see too much or get much detail about what gets them off or how they're enjoying themselves.
Still, it was a fun quick read that gave me a good solid chuckle.
Nice, original, imaginative, a little short, but pretty damn interesting and funny.
Could actually be prophetic. If a computer system ever did become self aware, better DelNet than SkyNet.