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Lovely variety you have going on here. Creepy, cute, heartwarming, funny, and kinky. I have enjoyed all of your prompt stories thus far. ^^

S'No Traps Here!

First, great job on the title alone. Puns rock! :) What a great job keeping "Tradition" alive too, plus anytime you can tell a good story joke in 140 characters or less it's impressive. I always look forward to your entries. :)

Laughing, and thinking, "If you just made sure the giblets weren't in the way, first." Good show! Well done and thanks for sharing!

Bitch make me a samich!
Okay anyway now that you know who i am..... muwahahahahahah. I realllllllllly like the fact that cornicopia and turky flow together. Though the fact that they went from possible having sex with the cornicopia in the bedroom to stuffing a turkey while doing it in the kitchen. Of course whatever floats thier kniky boats floats mine as well.

all i have to save LUV YA! :D teehee

Turkey - I figured it was supposed to be fucking, meant to look like turkey stuffing... I didn't realise it was both at once until the end! Funny how even in 100 words you can swerve. Still, nice to see Dan was not the worst for wear after his possible cornucopia encounter :)

Thanks for most excellent deviates: they rock... Pilgram!
A Short Saucy tale,
Why are they still so unresponsive after the attention and heat I have been giving them. They should be swollen, thick, and plump... and bright red and juicy just right and ready for me to suck all on their sweet nectar from them. That's the very last time I let Jake put me in charge of stiring his special lovely fresh cranberries compote.
Gslinger the Saucy
You don't want me to tell you about the total wanton dude Fred and his extra special stuffing and especially where he likes to stuff it! So I wont! He he he!

ROFL OMG the visuals...

Turkey: Mwahahahahahahahahah, oh you're devious. I loved the original twist at the end! I was expecting them to be simply stuffing a turkey and was awesomely surprised by the OTHER stuffing they were doing. And in 100 words, too! Amazing, just amazing. :D

I... I'm trying to type a review, but I'm laughing to hard! My cats are scared and running away cause tears are running down my face... I can just see the hands covered in stuffing and being pounded... ROFL!

Turkey

I've heard of food fetish, but this seems more like a personal challenge in concentration — and very unsanitary! :) It's fun trying to decipher which bits about angles and forces correspond to which actions, and the double entendres are always great in any case.