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I love them. And you. But also them.

This, uh, "collection of bad sex scenes", was that a metaphor for reading a lot of shit lately, or an actual collection? If so, please to be sharing. I could use a good laugh. :P

Well, I love it so far! Poor Erick, he acts like a total drama queen. Though I really don't like what he does going through chicks like that. *shrugs* whatever. Anyway I really like your story and I can't help whats going to happen at the sleep over.

Reviewed Chapters 1-3

CrimsonWatersAlien

Chapter 5/ That was hilarius. I definatly think shouting something about an elephants trunk would ruin the mood too. Although some people might actuall find it a turn on. Well I'm going to read your other chapters.

CrimsonWatersAlien

awww poor Jim hasn't anyone told her to never jinx yourself like that?!?

Omg, where have I been that I missed the chapter before this one?!

Shit, that whole scene with the burnt salmon was hysterical! What will Erik's mom do w/o him is right! And I learned something too; baking soda is not only good for de-skunking dogs (just ran out and bought two boxes as my dog was skunked at two this morning), it's good for putting out small kitchen fires. Good to know! lol

Omg, wouldn't it be so funny if Jim's apartment happens to be in the same building as Erik and Lexie's? lol

awww this chapter brings back memories of my late apartment hunting two summer ago...and yeah it's definitely disheartening! Lucky for the boys their parents had their back more than they thought and could get a decent place :D!! And hahahah the washing machine smexiness was cute too--gotta love Erik and his seductiveness lol! ahh this story brings a smile to my face when I am doing school work on a saturday night....anyways, looking forward to more as usual XD

....and I was totally anticipating a lemon!! ah well...still enjoyed this chapter thoroughly though!! For some reason the idea of a 'smooth toddler' Erik is too fitting and funny! And so cuuuute that Alexis was hooked on Erik so early. Who knew Erik could be so fabulously dashing and valiant! XD I loved the more of dirty Alexis and their little 'foreplay' at the pool...and yes they do complement each other wonderfully...dirty dirty boyss lol! Oh and Jim makes me crap up with her 'ewness' to them. And I am totally looking forward to the NERD COUPLE next chapter! Ahh it's 5:28 am and I need to sleep so yeah great chapter and looking forward to more as usual :)

Oh crap! I just spewed my coffee all over the keyboard! "The Anguish Shrieks of a Bloody Fetus" Omg, I'm choking here....

Shit this was one of the funniest chapters! Marguerite looks like Paris Hilton and Rosalie looks like Marilyn Manson! lol Glad they're both so cool with Erik....the human bowling ball! So funny! :)

The only thing grandma was upset about was Bun dressing up in women's clothes! Omg, too funny; now she doesn't give a shit! lol I think it's Erik's turn now....dum dee dum dum...

And now Marguerite and Rosalie are Alexis's fag-hags! I love it! =)

Awesome, awesome chapter, can't wait for the next one! :)

OH GOD you promised more Beastlexis. *grabby hands*

ahahaha awesomely funny but touching chapter! I liked Erik's explanation of his grandmother's intolerance on her being a vegan and being against man meant and man milk! And oh yesssss Erik is SO glam! I liked his emo teen cousin because that's sooo trueee!!! ahhh brings back some memories from middle school--even now-a-days middle schoolers too are pretty much just like rosalie/mortulia (?)!!! And ooo I liked the random bits of dirty Alexis :D!! You know it always amazes me how you can keep adding to this story and make each chapter so funny and interesting with new stuff in it every time :) I crack up every time I read this...looking forward to more XD!