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I found you on someone's rec list and I, well, thank you for making me laugh. Please tell me you're still writing, somewhere, somehow.

I grew alarmed for a moment when I read the part about the alarm clock since that is how my chapter one starts. BUUUUT THEN I FINISHED READING AND REALIZED MINE WAS NOT SO CLICHE! But either way, I was laughing. [Mine gets rescued by the fact that they were prepared, and they were slow in the shower so their mum turns the water freezing] Muahahaha. I love your parodies! :D

I love you. I wish to publish this as a pamphlet and send it to every "writer" who waisted my time with their overcooked noodles in milk of a story. I would greatly enjoy a three-quel that addresses other popular "plots": sheltered (but unprotected) boys with "rape me" vibes, arranged marriages to end war (which is the only answer), the nicest pro-abolitionist slave owner EVER, perpetual night/sleep (aka sex) time, and the many causes of male pregnancy. Also, I'd love to hear what you think of plot cloning, cut & paste AIM roleplay, mislabeled genre, and the need to make up words for things already named ("I'm not a whore, I'm a tunn` Pawnk!!!"). Ignore me or not, I look forward to your next piece.

So...this was pretty hysterical. Seriously, like every story on this site is some weird high school rape scenario. Or has like half-cat, half-werewolf, half-whatever characters. I do not understand. Love the bit about "eleven months later", when people swore it was finished/would be finished a year ago. Haha, so true. Like the lone evil female character. Or like the bipolar, brooding agnsty guy with the tragic past. Anyways, love the satire :)

I was giggling throughout this whole story XD Excellent, excellent...

The described "story" sounds like Twilight if it were slash. :B

Ok, so here I am browsing through AFF when suddenly I see a boy slash story... on boy slash! Now there, I thought, is something to read. So I did. I gotta say, I loved 'Slash'. It was just so different from normal stories, and I know you probably hear this all the time, but it really was! And I have to ask... Do you really get reviews like that, guys asking you for advice on how to come out? Cause that's just amazing if you did...

Anyway... I just spent most of my day reading Black Star Cross... I was actually surprised it only took me one day to read it with 52 chapters of gold... Shaun is officially my new best friend. I love both of their bi-polar attitude.

And now for this one; I think the main reason I loved this one was because it was just so... true! There are so many like that... Even the ones I've 'half' written myself kinda go under that category... well, not really... But kind of!!

And... Here I am, having spent half the review trying to NOT sound like a rabid fangirl, and I think it made me just sound like one even more...

Laters!

Elle-chan

Ha, I loved this! You're so right on some of this stuff, it's almost not even funny.

I really don't even want to think about what some have written about a man's anatomy. (16 inch... *ugh)

I'm probably guilty of some of the things, but i'd like to think i haven't done too bad.

Anyway, thanks for writing this!

Oh my god. I looked like an idiot because I was reading this on my phone on the train and I was bursting out laughing the whole time! However, since you named the "seme" britannia I kept on picturing lelouche from code geass in this and that might have been why I was laughing so hard. xD

*ROFL* omg, this was GREAT! Although, of course, all stories need cat-boys, but i figured you were only joking about that part... *grin* I'm gonna read the next one now...