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YYYAAAYYY!!!!!
i really like were this is going, whatever u do is great!
but plsssssss dont make us wait another month for an update after a chapter like that (i want to know wat happens)
the waits gonna kill me :P

Haha. Your character is seriously a funny guy.

i am really in to this sorry cant wait to see what happen later on.

Hey! Please continue chapters!!!!
I'm on the edge of my seat it's so good!
:)

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT NO MPREG. Srsly. If she did that... you know what I would do? I would pixelate myself by stealing one of Willy Wonka's Wonky Machines (I just made that the fuck up) and fucking transport myself to Shane, get out my wire-wisk-wire-hanger contraption, stick it up his anus, and SPIN. SPIN LIKE I'VE NEVER SPUN BEFORE. Scramble up that motherfucking baby, pour it in a pan, and make breakfast out of it!
... Erm. Uh. Yeah. *cough*

So like. You took forever in updating. You know what? I don't even read your other story. Which is bullshit really, cuz I just... I don't know why I don't read it. But I doubt you'd get entertaining reviews from me on that one. ANYWAY. Back on point. You take forever to update, then inform us of a hiatus? Oh HELL NAH. -- Shit, my dog just totally chewed up my favorite sock. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL.

Ohhhhhh and as for Leno. The Colbert Report is my dream-joke-writing-job-aka-molesting-Steven-cuz-he's-fucking-hot-and-we-all-
know-he'd-take-it-up-the-ass-if-the-attacker-was-Democrat-and-
was-totally-pulling-for-Colbert-in-the-runnings-before-he-got-kicked-out-for-endorsing-Doritos-and-cheating.
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*cough*

Jester. King Jester. Isn't that an oxymoron? Aren't jesters supposed to entertain the King? Maybe. I'm the KING OF ENTERTAINMENT?!??!?!?! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO.

Fuck this shit I'm gonna go get a beer and text a hot chick. I need sexy times and my latest boytoy decided he was straight.
Whutthefuckkkk.


OH YEAH.
Keep going. :D

If he seriously ends up naked and chained to some guy's bed I'll laugh my ass off... So much focus on rape... no offense but ewwww... I'm all for a little playful resistance but rape is such a reall life fuck up that I don't know how you could bring the story back from all that... Than again I bow to you oh great author. I'm sure you'll come up with something great... ps Matt turned out to be way creepy and not so cute... sad day but great characterization. All these random text messages make me wonder why he hasn't gone to someone about it... I mean you mention that to someone you know at least. Even if you are a guy. At leas my guy friends mention weird texts they get, especially if they don't know who its from.


By the way... your reviewers have gone seriously insane... I'm talking stark raving mad... talks of back alley abortion breakfasts and willy wonka murder/stalkings... creepiness!!!!

Uh oh... My fangirl radar is going of, and not in a good way. Things aren't looking good for Nick, and that's NOT the kind of sex I was hoping for. O____o;; I also have the feeling that I know who the culprit is, but I'll just keep that tidbit to myself until the next chapter.

Speaking of the next chapter, way to go with the cliffie! XD I'm sure you're going to keep more than a few of us up at night with that one. ;3 Especially since we won't see what's going to happen for about a month. XP But still, real life has gotta come first, so I understand the need for a hiatus. ^w^

Keep doin' what yer doin', Sage. =3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone just KNOCKED HIM OUT AND HE'S GOING TO GET RAPED AND YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY BECAUSE CHAD WON'T BE THERE TO SAVE HIM CAUSE HE WON'T KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE AND HE FINDS nick bloody and violated somewhere in a dark warehouse where they used to have illegal immigrants make designer curtains so we could get more curtain for our dollar but NICK IS GOING TO BE VIOLATED BY AN EVIL, EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GUY WHO'S BEEN SENDING THOSE ANONYMOUS TEXT MESSAGES AND NOW I'M GOING TO CRY SOME MORE BECAUSE THIS STORY IS GOING ON HIATUS AND if i die from excessive crying then i'm bringing you down with me - after stalking you, of course - and MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME BECAUSE YOU MAY DIE DURING THE NEXT MONTH AND THEN WHERE WILL WE BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (you will let me come to your funeral, won't you????)

ASOTA

that was the longest run-on sentence i've ever written...
ASOTA

ok i'm back on track. up-date soon.. lol lol