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for The Last Pure Human

by szaugg

person Passing Reader
schedule February 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM
It took me three days to get through this story and they had to have been the best three days of my life!
Im having a nerd moment so you will have to excuse me. This was a very interesting read, and apon hitting ch17 I have to say im happy to see the plot thickening. I have this intence need to know why the slavers wanted Max to be Kasan's mate, and why Kasan's uncle wants him dead.
Very exciteing and entertaining as hell! I definatly found my funny bone with this story!
Please continue soon, heres waiting for the next installment ~Passing Reader
schedule February 3, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Please email me when you update: narcoleptic86@gmail.com
person Ikippiki
schedule January 20, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Oh my... I couldn't stop laughing through the whole story. You have a way to make it sound funny while still being interesting and sexy as hell. Damn, you're good. Max's vivid imagination and all the quiproquos are just hilarious. The plot is great, can't wait to read more!
person Kelsier
schedule January 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Really awesome story. I can't wait to find out what happens next, I didn't really like Shoru at first but I hope he doesn't get hurt.
person shiden
schedule January 11, 2009 at 12:00 AM
i've been reading this story from t he beginiing. i really enjoy it. hopefully you'll update soon. PLEASZE
person N Logue
schedule January 10, 2009 at 12:00 AM
this was very good, I liked how smart Max was and I'd be grumbly too if i woke up as an alien's mate one day! I wonder what Kasan thinks about max's dog though? Hm...ooh and the plot thickens as i think Max is going to be the subject of a heist soon...can't wait to find out!
person elyrian
schedule January 10, 2009 at 12:00 AM
(ch17) Oh my God! I just stumbled upon this story and let me tell you, it is made of awesome! I devoured it all in one sitting and wanted to cry when I realized there wasn't any more! *sobs* I absolutely adore Max, he's so cute! And I'm so glad he's actually having to learn the language instead of having it magically given to him. Kasan is sooooo sexy (where to I get myself a cat-eared man?). Their interactions are sweet, hot, and humorous. I have so many questions I want to know the answers to: How did Max end up on this planet? Where are the other humans? Just what is Androcles? Who will be Leero's mate? Will you write about any of Kasan's brothers, too? (especially Zonta, he's one of my favorites.) I'm not sure I can wait until you post the next chapter! (No pressure, really!) Again, I love this story. Please keep up the good work!
person MiraMira
schedule January 10, 2009 at 12:00 AM
*gasp* ……

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Can I hug you?

You see…well, hmm. I’m not exactly what people call “short.” I’m 6ft tall and damn proud of it…well…except when I’m looking for bfs, then I just curse every damnable inch. But, but you! You made Max 6’1” after Kasan made such a big deal about him being SHORT!!! TT-TT Granted, Kasan was talking about MALE height, not female, but still……If only your world was reality and I’d never have to worry about liking a guy shorter than me again. *cries with hope* Not only that, but I’d even be able to get a guy with sexy cat ears!!! I’m thoroughly human, I swear! ((totally viable consort)) Dammit, girls’ll sometimes be like “blah blah blah, what’s the big deal? You’re the one who always refuses to date guys that are shorter than you. It’s your problem, not theirs” IS IT SUCH A SIN TO WANT A GUY TALLER THAN ME?! I’m like a freaking exact opposite for Kasan *sobs* Why? Why must tall-enough-for-me guys only exist in fiction? Curse California and its short inhabitants.

*goes off to the nearest emo corner to sulk*


Anyways, now that I’ve most likely disturbed you with too much personal information, lemme just say I WILL try to give a coherent review, but whenever it comes to cat-guys or fox-guys I just….well….fangirl-mode becomes overbearing if nothing else. So while I shall make a valiant effort to include coherence, I can make no promises.

Hmm, the name "Kasan"'s gunna take some getting used to...I call one of my best friends "Ka-chan" which is a very short step from "Ka-san" or "Kasan"....and after I started calling her that I found out that it was informal Japanese for "mom"....so now when ever Max says "Kasan"...well, lets just say that if I had smexy cat ears they'd be twitching flat

“He sighed shakily. He was being kept in a room by huge, alien cat dudes. What the hell was he going to do?” *snickers evily* Well, I know what I’d do, and it starts with a “K” and ends with an “n”, but he doesn’t know him yet, even if his body does, so I’ll give him some grace for that stupid question. fufufufu

"Lovely, that's all we need, another wise-ass." Nolluz said.
"Better that than a dumb ass." Zonta retorted.
"I'd rather have a piece of ass," Aosh said, leering.
"That's because you ARE an ass." Tisu responded, earning himself a swipe and a growl.
Lol, haha, love it~ XD It’s phrases like these that make my dorm mates suspect my insanity. One minute I’ll be sitting “studying” and then I’ll be chortling at my laptop….erk

“Because waking up to meet aliens for the first time tended to do that to a person’s libido?” rofl, hahaha! Why yes. Of course the natural reaction to encountering extraterrestrials is a heightened sexual awareness. *nods significantly* Actually, not to seem nerdy or anything, but if you look at his libido as a potential coping mechanism that was reacting to the sudden stress….it’s plausible…erk, now I’m being a dork too ‘>.<

“Alien chic meets brothel sensualism.” Lol, can you imagine one of those shows like “Top Design,” where the interior designers are given a theme for a room, using “alien chic meets brothel sensualism” as their challenge? That would be freaking hilarious. I would totally record that episode for a rainy day :P

“Yeah right. If they had given him something to make him horny, he was going to kick someone’s ass. Or at least their knees, because he wasn’t sure he could get his foot high enough to reach their damn butts. Stupid freaking giants.” Hahahaha, aw~ I wonder if that’s how little people thought about me in high school….hmm, behold: the other side. Odd.

“If he could learn to actually fight off cats on his own, that would be really, really good.” Heheh, for some reason, when I read this I got the sudden mental image of an old woman trying to bat cats away with a broom. Heh. Quite the inspiration to have to become a broom-wielding hag XP

“Oh no you don’t! No way! You can just…just keep on stroking, buddy, because the ass is closed right now!” hahahahaha rofl, I think you’re gunna kill me with laughter with all these little one-liners you keep adding in here, lol

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Ohmigosh ohmigosh oh~ migosh! I can’t believe he just peed on him!!! AHH! *dies from embarrassment…though I’m not sure for whom*

“It was like being in an alien nudist camp.” Hahaha, that sounds like a very dangerous thing.

“Watch out for big damn space perverts, all you earth midgets.” ….I want a shirt that says that. *goes off to find a customized shirts site*

“He should ask someone to simply pee on him again - at least then he’d have one problem that he could deal with easily.” … ew….wow, you know you got a shitty thing goin’ on when you’d rather be having someone pee on you…..no pun intended (heh, I didn’t even notice that that was a pun till I proof read this…is it nerdy that I proof read reviews too? Bleh)

Ugh, I’m not sure if Max is lucky or cursed. A hotty at his beck and call, forced to submit to his whims, and yet he doesn’t know it? That, my friend, sucks (and not in the hot kinda way)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot: I'm really impressed that you're going through the process of having Max actually learn their language instead of using a Deus ex Mechanica to have him suddenly just understand. Please continue teaching us the language of the Kyashin *bows*

OMG DRAMA~ oo~ evil little traitor-bastard is almost as evil as the cliffie, grrr





Anywho, sorry again for all my incoherent rambling…..erk...I love it so far and can't wait for your updates!! If you have one, could you add me to your mailing list for when the new chapters are uploaded? My e-mail's keitaros_kero_neko at yahoo dot com...
Thanks a bunch!
~Miranda
person Anon
schedule January 6, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Wow, it's been forever and an age, but I'm so glad you're back! Been missing this story.
person BlackSheepProduction
schedule January 2, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Dude, I'm happy your computer is fix. If I knew when you live I would seriously hug your computer. Great chapter by the way.