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for I Broke Down

by eroburn

person biancagaly
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
WOW THIS IS SUPER COOLYO! ITS LIKE THE JELLATEN IN MY PANTS YO! lol jk! WELL UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!
person o2xquisite
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I LOVE YOUR STORY SO MUCH AND UPDATE AND YOUR NOT UPDATEING YA AND GAH IM GOING NUTZO~ YOU ROCK MY NEIGHBORS SOCKS EROBURN!
person o2xquisite
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
ohmygosh! TEETA! UPDATE MAN! (i've read that story XD) .................................................*o2xquisite blows up, followed along with a choo choo sound* OMG OMG OMG O MG OMG OMG OMG OM GOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YOOU SO TOTALLY HAVE TO UPDATE OR ELSE I WILL COME IN YOUR ROOM AND FILL IT WITH TALKING DUMMYS, ELEPHANTS, CLOWNS, SCARY CHINA DOLLS, AND SPORKS GALLORE! HURRY HURRY HURRY *screams in frustration* *picks up lamp and throws it out the window* HURRY URRY HURRY! I DON'T THINK I CAN LAST ANY LONGER! I FEEL LIKE HORRIBLE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T REVIEWED YOU RECENTLY AND IM GOING TO MAKE UP FOR IT!!!!!!
person o2xquisite
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
UPDATE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO IMPERSONATE A FAT FRENCH GUY!!!!!!
person (can you guess who?)
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
hmph! every single one was chopped off! I HATE YOUR REVIEW THINGY! I SHALL ONCE AGAIN STALK YOU WITH A FLIPPEN SPORK AND CHEW OFF A BITE OF BANNANA AND YELL AT GWEN STEPHANI FOR MAKING SUCH A RIDICULAS SONG WHILE PETTING A PUPPY WHO WHIZZED ON A FIRE HYDRANT AND SMELLING THE FLOWERS WHILE I STARE AT YOU AND KICK YOUR SOUL INTO OBLIVION WHERE ALL YOU EVER DO IS WRITE FOR ME AND YOUR SOUL WILL WILT INTO A BLACK HOLE WHILE I POINT AND LAUGH AND I WILL PROBABLY KEEP GOING ON IF ONLY I WOULD BE CUT SHORT BY THIS CRAPPY REVIEW DEELY BOPPER!
person (can you guess who?)
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
hmph! every single one was chopped off! I HATE YOUR REVIEW THINGY! I SHALL ONCE AGAIN STALK YOU WITH A FLIPPEN SPORK AND CHEW OFF A BITE OF BANNANA AND YELL AT GWEN STEPHANI FOR MAKING SUCH A RIDICULAS SONG WHILE PETTING A PUPPY WHO WHIZZED ON A FIRE HYDRANT AND SMELLING THE FLOWERS WHILE I STARE AT YOU AND KICK YOUR SOUL INTO OBLIVION WHERE ALL YOU EVER DO IS WRITE FOR ME AND YOUR SOUL WILL WILT INTO A BLACK HOLE WHILE I POINT AND LAUGH AND I WILL PROBABLY KEEP GOING ON IF ONLY I WOULD BE CUT SHORT BY THIS CRAPPY REVIEW DEELY BOPPER!
person *im with stupid polish buddah dude who is cussing me out over here help!* *spork*
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
OH MY GOSH IT STILL CUT ME OFF! *sigh* i guess i will have to start writing short reviews :( *tear* *mumbles under breath* spork
person o2xquisite
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
BLAH
person FERGIE WITH A DOG AND AN UMBRELLA SINGING SOMEWHERE OVER A RAINBOW WHO CUTS OFF MY REVIEWS :O
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
sorry, i don't know how to make a mad face. and plus, this is crap! i can't write a short review!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? what was i thinking? hmmm, i was currently thinking about hiking up the appalache mountains up to wako. hmm, not a bad idea. quote "OH AND FOR ALL THOSE PPL OUT THERE WHO SAYS WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD: THE CHICKEN DID NOT CROSS THE ROAD, THE ROAD MOVED BENEATH THE CHICKEN " unquote this was written by albert einstien so go SNIFF A POTATO! MWUAHUWHAUWHAUWHAUHAHAHH!AHAHA!WHSKFHAWLHRW G QLWUWFH JAEG UIEAHG! I SPEAK JIBBEREISHGIBBERISH! I SHALL WRITE LONG REVIEWS HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!
person o2xquisite
schedule January 8, 2007 at 12:00 AM
your faithful reviewer has returned!!!