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July 24, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Thanks for the email. I haven't been back here since last year because of the integration or whatever it was. Glad everything is up and running again! =D
As usual, I laughted my ass off when I read this. Sad thing is, its all true! Especially the shouta thing. Keep up the good work.
As usual, I laughted my ass off when I read this. Sad thing is, its all true! Especially the shouta thing. Keep up the good work.
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July 24, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I must admit, I had to shut my door to my office after reading the beginning. I knew you'd make me laugh and I don't need the questions. Thank you for fulfilling my expectations! That was great. I hope that you write more of these things. Thanks for the email about the update, I might not have found it otherwise.
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July 23, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Yes, I'm too damned lazy to sign in.
And, I want you to know that this made me spray diet soda out of my mouth onto my keyboard and monitor,I was laughing so hard. It's all your fault!
Really, it's funny stuff.
And, I want you to know that this made me spray diet soda out of my mouth onto my keyboard and monitor,I was laughing so hard. It's all your fault!
Really, it's funny stuff.
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July 22, 2006 at 12:00 AM
You are a Sex God in disguise. That's it, isn't it?!
*worships*
*worships*
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July 5, 2006 at 12:00 AM
THAT WAS REALY FUNNY MAN IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME THING A VIRGIN WOULD SAY OR DO?UM *RUBS CHIN*.GOD I HOPE NO 12-16 YEAR OLD BOY IS READING THIS AND ACTUALLY TAKING NOTES.LISTEN TO ME EVERY THING THAT HE TOLD YOU IS A LIE!!! TALK TO YOUR GIRL/BOYFRIEND FIND OUT WHAT TYPE OF SEX THEY LIKE MABEY SOFT AND LOVE MAKING?OR MABEY ROUGH AND INTENSE.SOME TIMES *BITCH* WORKS BUT I RECONMEND YOU ASK HER/HIM OUT OF THE BLUE WHAT WILL YOU DO IF SOME ONE CALL YOU A BITCH WHILE HAVING SEX?AND THEY WILL ANSWER HONESTLY.ANYWHO HOPE THAT HELP YOU GUYS OUT THERE.O YA I DO THINK THE GUIDE TO DIRTY TALK WILL GET YOUR ASS BEAT AND YOU'
'LL BE A VIRGIN FOREVER.ANYWHO LIKED IT ALOT.
'LL BE A VIRGIN FOREVER.ANYWHO LIKED IT ALOT.
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June 25, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Oh gosh, Sugarbutt, that was so F'n Fun....almost as much fun as firing off my gun in the general direction of my enemies while drinking Tequila and Lime......can you dig it! Love Sheldon
PS Roleplaying is my life....you savvy, but call me a bitch .....and your dead!
PS Roleplaying is my life....you savvy, but call me a bitch .....and your dead!
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June 12, 2006 at 12:00 AM
This is one of the best things I have read in a while. The \"Bitch\" thing really does work, might I add, Bitch!
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February 6, 2006 at 12:00 AM
God, how I love satire in the most modern way.....this is very insightful and makes "A Modest Proposal" seem so........1900. You total should cover dirty talking while intoxicated. LMAO! Keep at it, bitch ^___~
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January 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Hey, bitch, this rocks!
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January 1, 2006 at 12:00 AM
dudeO_O i didnt work! do know what happen to me? followed every freaking steps ....... and YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEND!!! GOT BEATIN UP BY NOT BY ONE, NOT BY TWO, BUT BY FOUR BLACK BELT WOMAN!!..., WOMANS HAVE A VERY NASTY BITE!!!! WHAT HAPPEND TO THE WORLD WHY THE HELL DID I GO WITH YOU ADVICE.... DID THIS WORK TO YOU? BECAUSE TO ME....... I DONT WANT TO TALK..